/abs/ - Absurdism

Recognize that Americans are the symptom and their existence in itself isn't the problem.
Now all your existentialist and suicidal thoughts stem from a different source and you can have a bonus superiority complex!

Without Americans, there wouldn't be Discordianism.

>>833
Eris existed before America did

>>834
And?

>>835
and you're kinda gay

how gay is too gay?

>>837
any amount

why? They just exist and have their own problems like you or me. You identify the problem so now you can do something about.

>>839
i think it's beyond saving anon

>>837
creating a homosexual only commune where bisexuals are murdered without trial

Russians existing is much worse than Americans existing, Ivan.

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>>831 (OP) 
>All my existentialist and suicidal though stem from the single fact that americans exist
>How fix?
Uh... get an American farmer daughter, maybe that's more annoy.

>>1591
>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST (necrobump)
We get banned for necrobumping now? Since when?

I support the banning of those who dredge up rotten drama. No-one gives a fuck if a dead and gone person triggered you. Necrobump the good stuff instead!

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>>1597
>Necrobump the good stuff instead!
But I'm afraid of Americans and I'm afraid I can't help it.

>>1597
>I support the banning
That's un-Discordian. Only extreme shit like CP should result in bans from here. Certainly not petty shit like necrobumping, which isn't even against the rules.

>>1599
>un-Discordian!
>refer to the rules!

>>1599
A three-day shove after their multiple warnings seems fine to me. Erïßchen staff should defend against someone plastering generic politics and edge posting on the front page. The Preddy Ded graveyard of *chans show there is no reward in liberty for liberty's sake.

>>1601
hear hear.
You only get free speech if you have something worthwhile to say with it.

>>1602

>You only get free speech if you have something worthwhile to say with it.

Pretty sure that's not how free speech works.

I'm not saying that we should be like 8chan or Masterchan, but we certainly shouldn't be like Reddit or ResetEra either.

i get it. bans suck, and this imageboard is slow to the point i can still visit the threads i made the day i made it.
but if necrobumping is all you do, it gets kinda annoying.

>>1603
>Pretty sure that's not how free speech works.
It is though. Who in the world says that you're allowed to yell profanities in the street at all hours of the day?

Our moderation is far from controlling, we tend to clown on people we don't like rather than ban them.

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I'm now unbanned, and I just wanted to say: necrobumping is NOT all that I do.  In fact, I'm probably the most active poster on here.  I make threads all the time along with replying to new threads AND necrobumping old ones.  I just want to make this site more active, as this is pretty much the only truly great imageboard left.  I have no bad intentions whatsoever.  Am I still allowed to necrobump at all?

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>>1606
>Am I still allowed to necrobump at all?
I think a big part of what we're seeing is, Erischen is overally against generic imageboard topics like US/UK/Rus-Ukr/Isr-Pal politics, basic edgelord shit, the kind of stuff you'll find on every 🗿/pol/🗿 or 🗿/b/🗿. And a lot of the stuff being pulled up from the dead was exactly that kind of gray trash, which wasn't removed by staff but was shunned and pushed to the bottom.

IMO there's nothing wrong with simply bumping an old thread. The problem is that they were old threads filled with people saying "we don't like this, go away", being bumped just to say "I also don't like this". Suddenly the front page is just flooded with things no-one likes. And that makes me sad.