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What is this strange appeal I feel for grown adults (like me) who go to great IRL lengths, often investing and even asking for\charging ,money  trough means such as: stolen valour, fake heraldic titles, bogus martial arts\mcdojo or bullshido cults..in latin america. there are dozens of fake orthodox priests (because orthodox is "exotic and mysteries", since it's a very minor religion ,so there's not much people to check with about specific guys).
Do they do it for fun? for profit; but they do a lousy job and push the lies FAR too much...
Are they getting some perverse satisfaction over duping idiots, or does the boner arise from their Persona being grander and grander?
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I'm just glad we have legitimate role models in my cabal - Emperor Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, and the Lord Bloody Wog Rolo.
They created and earned their valour, they didn't steal or simply ""inherit"" it like an insecure inbred idiot.
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>women love jewelr-
Consider the following: medals are shiny!
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Im pretty sure I have just discovered some sort-some deep rabbit hole- of an international alliance of: Bullshido grandmasters awarding each other trinkets and BS titles, stolen valor(possibly russophile cults, or other Woo--woo CHI cults), fake Nobility titles or heraldic organizations.
Im sure some of them train armed thugs or mafia, because there are 2 guys teaching tactical breaching(knocking down doors like SWAT in movies), but I looked up their info, names, in police dpt. database..and 0 info. So, guys who have never been cops are giving swat breaching courses, very SUS
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>>1278
>Bullshido grandmasters awarding each other trinkets and BS titles
I've seen this with unrecognized states and micronations, but not with Bullshido Diplomacy.
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<fake religion convention

>So, guys who have never been cops are giving swat breaching courses, very SUS
Honestly explains a lot.
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>>1274
Sometimes,I genuinely wonder whether I should become one of those "friendly eccentric personalities"...IRL, without getting into politics or partisan idpol shit
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>>1324
Both of those examples absolutely had political expressions, LBWR was non-electoral, and satirical about it like Vermin.
I suppose if I lose all my stuff in the upcoming stuffening, I'll probably toss my hat on and become fjun.
>>1297
<fake greentext
>Get a load of this guy!
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>>1430
It's a fakeapolooza around here!
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private security are a gold-mine of LARPing
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I want to put forward, formally, the theory that Mcdojo associations are "fraternal associations", such as freemasonry or Demolay clubs, but with more showmanship and less mysteric\initiatic traditions
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>>1447
What absolutely gets me is the belts - they're extremely and at the same time you can see they have no idea how to tie it in a neat way.

>with more showmanship and less mysteric\initiatic traditions
The thing is, mcdojo exists for showmanship, titles, hierarchies, diplomas and other such thing precisely because the real martial arts schools are more concerned with physical exercise than with cool uniforms. It's a subversion of a fraternal association that removes its inner essence but allows you to keep the visual flare.
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>>1448
Oops! All black belts
Let's invent a fake (real) discordian martial art. The two first secret techniques a student learns will be throwing apples and running away.
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>>1447
There's Donald and Moot in these Photos?
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>>1452
>The two first secret techniques a student learns will be throwing apples and running away.
Wasn't there a chaotic magic ritual in a chaos magic book or something which an apple was spelled and thrown at someone or something like that?
I remeber reading that on a Hispanic-Spanish Blogspot forum about magic.
it's called i remember
>Apple granade
or
>Chaotic Apple Granade
or something like that.
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>>1454
>Apple hand-granade
I Found it, it's real!
>DKMU Spanish Chaotic Group (Extinct Zonadecaos.com. Por Frater O. S, Traslated by Ishqueriot.)
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>>1324
I've decided I'm gonna be the person who sits on the sidewalk playing my button accordion with a gandalf hat on. All I have to do is get decent at button accordion and go outside and my plan will be complete.
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Eastern Orthodox fuckers have the coolest robes. I hope to one day have some like this but other symbolism.
>>1273 (OP) 
People like to feel important. And we humans tend to forget that Money is a God also. 
I imagine Money is whispering into their pineal glands, encouraging them to chase wealth. 
As for the lack of valor and virtue and the other stuff, I imagine that Money doesn't make emotional investments nor hedges his bets. 
From my perspective, they certainly have they favor of Money
>>1273 (OP) 
People like to feel important. And we humans tend to forget that Money is a God also. 
I imagine Money is whispering into their pineal glands, encouraging them to chase wealth. 
As for the lack of valor and virtue and the other stuff, I imagine that Money doesn't make emotional investments nor hedges his bets. 
From my perspective, they certainly have they favor of Money
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I had been interested in pilgrimages (any religion, really, to see the Flow Effect en masse-experience, I guess)for a time, BUT I was violently disappointed by how extremely commercial and touristy (non-ascetic) the "packs" are. All fancy, cushy, no vettos of pilgrim's faithfulness..Use of TRANSPORT! (!!)
Even different School's most sacred items are up for sale (Gohonzon of nichirenism, catholics relics -all of withwhich are fake, tho).This ironically makes me believe more in the Bible- Pauline epistles of "love of money is the root of all evil".
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>>1485
One must understand the strange relationship religion has with mass society. It's really only a dressing on top, for most people. Well, at least in this capitalist hellscape.
Religion won't put fish and bread on the table. Eris won't give you shelter and certainly not security. Material reality ultimately dominates spirituality, at least among the living who have survived. And so, religion becomes secondary to the economy and its superstructure; its culture.

So yes, for millions the pilgrimage slowly becomes "oh its that thing we have to do so we aren't damned", or worse, "oh honey look at those weird people *siiiiip*".
And we don't FUCKING talk about **mas. For what it's worth, there's nothing authentic about that holiday in the first place, but nonetheless it's a clear demonstration of how compromised the typical "follower" can be.

It's amazing how money can pervert all kinds of contradictory things. I don't fully understand, beyond the basic theme of political recuperation https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recuperation_%28politics%29
Look at anticapitalist grifters. Their fans should clearly know better!
Camping -> Glamping - what's the fucking point? Just get a hotel you prick.
Just look what they did to San Fransisco. The Emperor Norton would have razed the place had he seen this future. Even their hippie festivals like Burning Pope are gentrified.
Religions aren't special, and it looks like only the inner circles and cults can escape this commercial deterioration.

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People say money corrupts, as in the idea that possessing wealth somehow changes you. It's a fucking joke. Of course not, idiot. I know people who have come into wealth through luck or social lottery rather than choice and if anything they're embarrassed by it and share some around, not much else. A healthy socialized human feels guilt when they deprive others. Look at the Pineapple Fund. That's a functional person. That's what happens when a pope accidentally becomes a multi-millioniare. No, it's the inverse. corruption is how those people come into money. No-one "earns" a billion dollars, the only people who deserve millions of dollars generally end up penniless. You either exploit others or inherit it, and it's rare that the first lot (or even the second) have a chance at redemption.
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>>1486
>No-one "earns" a billion dollars
This is true.
>the only people who deserve millions of dollars generally end up penniless
Eh, I don't think this is true. Many decent people do quite well for themselves, although they almost never become ultra-wealthy. Meanwhile many awful people find that being a conniving backstabber gets them nowhere in life. I think that, up to the point where the marginal gain of more wealth becomes zero (around $1-10 million), wealth is almost uncorrelated with awfulness. The reason why the ultra-wealthy are usually awful is because something is broken in their heads where they feel the need to accumulate more wealth than they can possibly use. Really, extreme wealth should be considered a form of mental illness.
>You either exploit others or inherit it
You have to vastly expand the definition of "exploit" to include tons of abstract stuff if you want this to be true. You can definitely make money in a way where nobody in the process considers themselves to be treated unfairly. In fact, if nobody is getting the shit end of the stick but you're still making profit, it means that your business is fulfilling a genuine niche instead of being a parasitic drag on society as most capitalist businesses do.
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>>1486
pic related; expensive-luxury indian pilgrimages(hinduism)
might post islamic\Hajj mecca and medina shots later
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>>1503
ugh yuck, that tent with the lounging chairs. Thousands of dollars (in a country where most things are cheaper) to pretend you're doing a pilgrimage.
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so, the IPO (int. police organization) is linked to far-right\mafia thugs in serbia, bulgarian alians commando dutto for (duh) bulgaria. BOTH are linked to these 2 guys, Mcdojo masters, whom, in turn , are part of those cults\mutual masturbation circle groups, awarding each other trinkets, belts, 20th degree black belts, Hall of Fame entries, etc
BAC, and the Mcdojo groups (specially in arabia, nigeria, indonesia it seems?) are also involved in :stolen valour, fake clerical titles, and, fake nobility titles--they LARP hard at this one
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>>1510
>world blackbelt club
haha they're not even hiding it. It's about the prestige, not the art.
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