/eris/ - Discordianism

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I like my Eris with big titties. Thanks.

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I get on my knees and give Eris my cum as an offering every single day

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like i literally worship Eris like a true goddess but i still stroke my dick to her
im sure she doesnt mind

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Last time I fapped to Eris I had to go to hospital.

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>>374
This pope found the good stuff

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>>378
Yeah I just found Erischan for the first time this morning and saw this thread so I dumped everything I had that was not already posted. Enjoy and
Hail Eris!

I want to fuck Eris

>>379
Hail Eris, friend. Good shit.

>>406
Why is she green?

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>>407
it's the Pepe version I guess

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necrobumping cuz i want more eris idolatry

This isn't the true representation of the goddess, in all actuality she got saggy tits he hides stuff under.

U guys even wank?

nice

If there was a statue of Eris in a temple, would you fuck it?

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>>2915
yes

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>>2915
in a temple, in a parking lot, in a hotel, shieeet I'd do whatever.

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I want to sniff her rancid farts after every meal.

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Goddess doesn't poop, so she wouldn't fart either. The real question is does a pope shit in the woods?

>>2922
if she doesnt poop where does her butthole go
does she even have one
is anal possible

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Common misconception: Eris (Discordia) does indeed have a butthole. It's more a communication device than a digestive or sexual organ.

>>2921
>rancid
Sorry to disappoint but the very numerous, consistent, reputable accounts point elsewhere. Eris's are said to have the scent of aftershave, notes of mint and anise are to be expected.
No less than seven accounts express irony that such an overgrown area would smell of a shaving antiseptic.
For your desires, word is that Aphrodite is the one you're looking for, though men have been killed for claiming as much.

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You people seem like boring bland rejects that Eris would have nothing to do with in reality. She would love to get down with the chaotic fart sniffer anon that is ME! She'd love the chaos of shitting all over the place in the women's bathroom in public areas. Just to see the reaction of the normies going in to find the horror of poop being EVERYWHERE! Yup yup, she's a scat queen of chaos.

>>2925
I'm pretty sure she'd just egg you on and cackle while you did all those things

>>2925
>the chaos of shitting all over the place
That's just disorder, Cabbage. Get it right. Chaos is a little more than acting like a retard.

>>2928 (me)
and before some kiddo cries that this isn't Rule 34 again looking at you, rule34.xxx staff, how the fuck are you going to tell me Eris teasing and rubbing her fingers on a cunt right before it gets fucked from both sides isn't textbook pornography. Oh, oh, you need nudity to jack off? Pathetic. What will you do if you go blind?

>>2925
don't be too disappointed, but eris doesn't go for try-hards. that's not chaotic whatsoever, that's just making her not want to be anywhere near you.

>I AM KATIE THE PENGUIN OF D00M!!!!1! I POOP IN THE POOPROOM I HOPE ERIS WILL FULFILL MY FETISH!! SPORK!!

she'S seen it a million times. literally. goddesses have a long-ass life.

>>2924
If you didn't read my paper, make it 8 times
https://people.ucalgary.ca/~aplzine/content/biography/PostOlympicEncounters.pdf
(may timeout if it needs a login to view)

>>2926
I just want to be her personal toilet.

>>2927
>retard
No, being a personal toilet isn't being retarded. It's being rewarded.

>>2930
She hasn't seen anything quite like me. I live for the chaotic nature of moonrunes and scatcakes.

>>2934
Look I'm sorry mate but saying you want to be her personal toilet is the way to make sure it never happens.

I wish I could help you in your mission to get poofed at, I'd enjoy laughing at it as much as you'd enjoy being her bitch, but you're just not making it happen. I mean, moonrunes and scatcakes? That's what teenagers are for.

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less talk, more eris porn

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want make babies

>>2935
When a fellow in chaotic arms discourages the chaos of scatcakes by disregarding it as something for "teenagers". Well, you know this board has went to the shits. Not in a good way either. This is Lt. Chaos Corncobb signing out.

>>2937
She was so eager to fuck that she didn't even take off her clothes. That's hot.

>>2939
skirts were made to be lifted up

>>2940
Yup, that's why greek people wore them before christianity corrupted them with sin.

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>>2941
Bring back kilts and claymores. The claymore is to stab anyone who insults the kilt. Fight crotchrot today

I'm going to use AI to generate more lewd images of the Goddess. Watch this space

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>>2937
webps are gay

>>2942
>be a dude
>terf, but not an asshole about it
>really enjoy breathable clothing
>want to wear kilts, skirts, tank tops or crop tops
>people assume I'm a tranny or someone who does full crossdressing.
It's all so tiring

>>3248
social notions of gender are a spook. anyone who cares about someone 'crossdressing' is a fragile and infantile normalfag. "oh no, my precious simple worldview!"
>terf
im a scottish-inclusive radfem.

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>>2922
Only if you pay extra.