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What does Eris think of other Goddesses nya~?
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Would it be time for new discordian books/magazines in the current year?

The PD forums had some run of inter-mittens as some fanzine in the early 2000s about philosophy and discordianism. I'd like to see more erisian works pop out on the internet that would be as interesting as the Principia with more Internet related culture and values reflected inside but I wonder if there is a demand for such a thing.
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Is there something wrong with me or is this really boring? I thought it would enlightening or at least entertaining but instead got eight hundred pages of trying too hard.
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A short statement on the PentaPrinciple of Probability or the The Rule of Fives.

It is said, by some rather unimportant people, that all things come in fives or in quantities divisble by five. I wish to demonstrate that this is true by showing you a case wherein it is false. Take for example the case of three objects. The Law of Quints would have you believe that there are actually five objects when this is clearly not true. Why? Because it is true. You can simply divide them by five, creating five objects of three fifths, to show that they were divisible by 5 all along and thus are a multiple of five. This means the Quinary Doctrine holds true no matter the quantity in question and is thus effectively meaningless or absolutely meaningful. You can take it to mean whatever you choose so long as you know what you mean when you give it away.
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Eris Rule34 Thread

Let's post our favorite images of our favorite goddess and give her our "seed" as tribute for worship.
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Enlightened Anti-Discordianism

Yer a wizard, Anon!

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A new manifestation

The Discordian Society is dead - long live the Discordian Society!

Within the Principia it is clearly stated upon one of its earlier pages that the POEE is merely a manifestation of the Discordian Society, of which it was a sect.
It means that POEE was the most powerful sect when Discordianism came to be, and changed the Discordian Society (including its hierarchy) to suit its whims, like how a party in a democracy changes laws.
I don't think I have to tell you, but POEE is long dead. Its members wrote the Principia and have since went and died.
The problem is the Principia, it is outdated. While there is much to learn and copy from the deeds of POEE, it is clear that the current form of the Eristocracy is inefficient. Most all departments except for C are defunct in House V, the matrix has to be reshaped.

I propose we take over many of POEE's inventions and laws, such as the Calendar, the ODDNS, and the five fingered hand of Eris. We must move on to greener pastures and leave the principia as a founding document.
We have to build a new manifestation of the Discordian Society, one not ruled by a single sect, but of incoherent erisian disagreements of various sects. We must truly embrace Eristocracy.
This new Eristocratic State will scour the ashes of old and bring upon a new Erisian Century.
A Codex has to be written, based upon Horkos' Wisdom, an Oath to Eris. In this Codex we shall rewrite the Discordian Society piece by piece, erasing the reins which POEE used to rule.

This is the will of Eris!
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Eris Porn Novel


A guy wrote a choose your own pron with Eris in it.
It's Really long, really boring, but fortunately you can skip to the good Porn bits right on the first page. Also has shitty poetry and pretentious crap.
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don't bully me but I found fallout page reference to discordianism on reddit
Is this the reason the word "dweller" is here as a random name, cuz i've been wondering.
pic unrelated
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Discordian rituals

Are there any rituals to please Eris? I suspect I might have angered her.
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so uhhh
when do you think we can go there?
go home, i mean.
to Eris.
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5/23 is tomorrow
goddess help us
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Found some old images
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How do you explain Discordianism to others? If at all. I mean, someone will ask at some point.
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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!
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is discordianism a cult?
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I want to make a Erisian stained glass window. I have 5 colors. Offer me a simple sketch to make it easy to draw.
(picrelated - sophisticated christian stained glass window - i want something more simpler)
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Eris Iökul

The glacier of Eris in Iceland
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Plant your seeds!
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spare change
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erisian time

Back in the old days, the world was on many conflicting systems of keeping time. While three-quarters time might prevail in one area, elsewhere it was spare time or springtime or due time or ragtime.
Exactly 136 years ago a bunch of pundits from all over the world met in Washington, DC, and decided everyone should employ Standard Time (used by Standard Oil of New Jersey), based on Greenwich Mean Time (the time I was using in the meantime in Greenwich Village).
Far from perfect, this solution allows it to be one time in London at the exact moment it is some other time entirely in New York or San Francisco or Moscow.

Today, on this Daytime holiday, in coordination with Pope Crestomanci and the consensual decision of other respected Popes and Bishops of the New and Old World, we present the exact Erisian (Discordian) time. Discordian time is a single planetary decimal time. If in Christian time, the clock shows the correct time only in Greenwich Village and surroundings, then Erisian time on the whole planet is the same, that is in some places the dawn usually occurs at 1 hour, while in the reverse side of the world – at 6 o’clock. With this the beginning of Discordian day (0 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds) coincides with the beginning of Christian day on Easter Island on winter time (GMT-5). This means that the Erisian day begins at 5 Christian hours earlier than the beginning of the day in London (UTC ± 0:00).
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not a bestseller
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Hail Eris in Court
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I don't know about you, but I want to see more and more discordians in the world.
Eris deserves her own little temple with lots of deranged followers, but discordianism is kinda hard to spread because it isn't all that zealous or dedicated.
anyone feel the same way?
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It’s a special day holiday without a serial number in the calendar

Tell everyone today is your birthday. Figure out how old you would be if you only had a birthday once every leap year. Act your age. Determine if you’re of legal age to drive, raise children, buy a gun, gamble, leave school, get a job, drink, get married, get drafted, sign a contract, vote, run for parliament or congress, have sexual congress, have sexual congress for money, retire, or walk across the street by yourself. Realize how silly having a legal age for everything really is, and how arbitrary it is, and how it doesn’t recognize the individual as an individual, and how it’s all culturally-biased ageism anyway. Forget about age limits, and do whatever you want. If you’re lucky, maybe you can convince them you’re too young to get arrested for doing any of the above (but don’t count on it).
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LSD :: Dream Emulator & fun internet trix

If you are bored and want to play a discordian-esque free game, check this out. Feel free to ignore the extra 0bits1 in the next post.


Gameplay is as follows: walk around in bizarre surreal planes randomly generated through as of yet undefined `logic`. Levels/dreams randomly end or 'transition' when the player walks into objects. No two dreams nor two playthroughs are anything alike. Interspersed with clips of surreal warped footage seemingly shot in China during the game's development in the late '90s. Dreams are charted on the four-way diagram attached to this post. There is no clear objective.

Pure chaos for the sake of chaos? A cryptic eastern philosophic message disguised as a video game? A warning disguised as a cryptic eastern video game? Pure schizophrenic rambling expressed in code? A way of linking the dream plane to the internet to the physical plane? A tribute to the unpredictability and beauty of lysergic acid? Nothing at all? All of the above ɪ n ˈ t ɛr ə b æ ŋ ‽

1. Download game and emulator/bios (two links), unzip and place in same folder
2. Move SCPH1001.BIN into bios folder
3. Run psxfin.exe
4. File -> Load CD image
5. Select LSD - Dream Emulator Special Edition 632MB .cue file
999. Enjoy. Arrow keys to move, `s` selects menu options, `a` tilts view upwards.

"The American fanbase has largely been unable to decipher the game's mechanics or how it functions."… despite a cult following including programmers.. still defies logic&definition 22 years after release.
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Let's talk (dwarf) planets

More specifically, Dwarf planet (136199) Eris.
Eris is as Erisian as the Erisian is Eridian. I'd say it's our destiny to colonize this planet for the Discordian Society.
I've had my eyes on our little planet for a while, and while circumstances may lead you to believe that the planet is close to completely uninhabitable, I would like to believe that with the rate at which technology is moving we can make a contraption to make its way to the core of this Eridian little sphere, and grow our new space station from the core outwards, obviously the same should be done for the moon Dysnomia.

My idea is to start a lobbying group (yes like in politics) that wholeheartedly screams out the fact that Eris belongs to the Erisians. Within 5 generations this planetary claim will come in handy, and it will grant us a lot of publicity to boot.
I suggest we start e-mailing important politicians and certain embassies. Who's with me?
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Death death

Any stalkers here?
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Initially, the graphic novel "V for Vendetta" was a cult artwork that had a strong influence on many people and gave rise to their interest in anarchism. Alan Moore, the author of this work criticized the Hollywood production for distorting the meaning, for excluding the topic of anarchism and even refused to list his name in the credits. As a result, the feature film became a brand of the youth subculture of Anonymous, which serving ddos attacks of government coordinators and which funding the production of plastic guyfox-merchandise.

Not long ago, the BBC released a video titled "What is the fascination with the Illuminati conspiracy?", which briefly mentioned the Order of the Bavarian Illuminati and most of the video said that the modern Illuminati was an invention of Discordian jokers, promoted by the trilogy "Illuminati!".

And after that, 30 days ago, the news appears that the production company that released some entertaining TV-series in collaboration with a Hollywood director announced the adaptation of the trilogy "The Illuminatus!" by Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea.
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the book of bladee or the liber of benjamin, archaengel of light

the great work has been completed; the second gate is open

part 0 (lesser gate): https://www.reddit.com/r/sadboys/comments/efbnt0/does_anyone_know_why_ecco2k_is_named_ecco2k/

part 1 (greater gate; binding of chronozon): https://pastebin.com/BYr8rniq

thank you. thank all of you
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Discordians believe everybody should live like Norton.
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Chaotic Gateways

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pope thread
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Hail Eris!

Hail Eris!
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1P-LSD ⋅ 25B-NBOMe ⋅ 25C-NBOMe ⋅ 25I-NBOMe ⋅ 25N-NBOMe ⋅ 2C-B ⋅ 2C-B-FLY ⋅ 2C-C ⋅ 2C-D ⋅ 2C-E ⋅ 2C-I ⋅ 2C-P ⋅ 2C-T-2 ⋅ 2C-T-7 ⋅ 4-AcO-DET ⋅ 4-AcO-DMT ⋅ 4-HO-DiPT ⋅ 4-HO-DPT ⋅ 4-AcO-MET ⋅ 4-AcO-MiPT ⋅ 4-HO-MET ⋅ 4-HO-MiPT ⋅ 5-MeO-DALT ⋅ 5-MeO-DiBF ⋅ 5-MeO-DMT ⋅ 5-MeO-MiPT ⋅ AL-LAD ⋅ αMT ⋅ Ayahuasca ⋅ Bromo-DragonFLY ⋅ DiPT ⋅ DMT ⋅ DOB ⋅ DOC ⋅ DOI ⋅ DOM ⋅ Efavirenz ⋅ ETH-LAD ⋅ Ibogaine ⋅ LSA ⋅ LSD ⋅ MDA ⋅ Mescaline ⋅ MiPT ⋅ MET ⋅ Psilocin ⋅ Psilocybin mushrooms
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The 50th Day of the Season of The Aftermath. The Fluxday marking the approach of the Season of Chaos.
According to Reverend Loveshade:
Thank Goddess this is the last seasonal holyday we have to figure out something to do for. Thank Goddess it’s getting toward the end of the year. Thank Goddess the aftermath of what you did all year isn’t too bad. Well, not as bad as it could have been.
According to Paternosterprime:
The flux is the gift that keeps on giving.
In Nepal and certain regions of India, the Afflux is celebrated by burning large quantities of sage and dancing on rooftops.
In America and some parts of Europe, Afflux is the Discordian equivilent of Christmas. It is celebrated by placing a pair of strong magnets on either side of a piece of toast and throwing it at someone in a style similar to that used to launch throwing stars. If the target is hit, then he or she is blessed by the Goddess Eris for a full year (something no one in their left minds would want).
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day d

Today, in honor of the 56th anniversary of Day D (or Day C), i published the post about it at the most popular Discordian web forum in the United States: https://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,38792.0.html

Less than two hours later, the grayfacish moderators removed this important religious message. But i managed to saved it at my server: https://www.reddit.com/r/discordian/comments/e4k6cm/56th_anniversary_of_day_d/
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Today is the fifth Sloth Day (27th of the Season) of the Yold. It is Cyclical Whollyday of Aftermath Season: Afsloth.
Afsloth is celebrated by not doing anything to celebrate it.
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basis of conquest/colonial/capitalist pr

Conquest, Colonialism, Сapitalism are all collective forms of interaction between one group of people and another. Such forms of group interaction become available due to the organization and collective actions of many different people with different interests, when they start to act for a common goal (family, tribal, class etc.)
A common language is not enough for the success of such collective forms of activity; such forms of domination of some people over others meet with natural counteraction. A common social philosophy or ideology is required to justify the advantages of some groups over others. Thanks to the introduction of the Prussian educational standard of education in most civilized countries of the world, the social philosophy of Darwinism has been instilled for several generations already, through a 10-year regime from bell to bell during puberty. Various national and class theories of Social Darwinism boil down to the fact that they proclaim struggle for existence, natural selection (survival of the fittest) and competition as the most important factors of evolution.
The postulates of Social Darwinism are well grounded in the social sciences. But Darwinism itself was initially poorly grounded in the natural sciences and even rejected by academies, after confirmation of Gregor Johann Mendel’s discoveries about genetic inheritance. In order to preserve the authority of Darwinism and its influence on the social sciences, academicians developed a synthetic theory of evolution. It is extremely important for the academic community to maintain this dilapidated evolutionary foundation, since all academicians without exception are fittest in the competition for academic titles, and the academic hierarchy is based on Social Darwinism.
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Today is Setting Orange, the 23rd day of The Aftermath in the YOLD 3185
It is Cyclical Whollyday of Aftermath Season.
Rev. DrJon tell us that there are additional seasonal days not included in the Principia Discordia. They round out the number of holydays in the Pentagon of the Year to 23.
I have no idea what these holydays are for, so they will probably end with drunken antics and hallucinogenic fugues.
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pope thread
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boże zabraniaj

Boz (Booz, Boż) – legendarny władca plemienia Antów, wzmiankowany w Historii gockiej Jordanesa.

Opisując walki Ostrogotów pod wodzą Winitara w okresie ich pobytu nad Morzem Czarnym w II połowie IV wieku, Jordanes wspomniał o ich najeździe na ziemie Antów. W pierwszym starciu Ostrogoci mieli ponieść klęskę, jednak w wyniku drugiego najazdu Antowie zostali pokonani, a Winitar nakazał ukrzyżować króla ich, imieniem Boz, wraz z synami i siedemdziesięcioma naczelnikami.

Jeżeli prawdziwa jest informacja Jordanesa przedstawiająca Antów jako wschodni odłam Słowian, Boz byłby pierwszym znanym z imienia władcą słowiańskim.
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pope thread
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Eristocracy propaganda material

The Discordian Society is ununited on purpose and is in that sense very decentralized. But wouldn't it be cool if we had like a few propaganda posters or even a few marches. To embody if not to parody the ideological struggles of a past era.
Please post propaganda material and marches to sing Discordians lyrics by.
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>look for my copy of principia dischordia
>it's nowhere to be found
>vanished into the chaos
Either I've reached the next level or I'm completely unworthy. Either way: no more scripture. I think I had the Steve Jackson edition. Was it trustworthy? It does not matter; I will make up whatever bullshit I want now. We are the chosen one. Eris is fuck. I'd ask you to check my digits, but this board is too slow for the chaotic repeating numbers process. Alphabet wants to seal Eris inside a machine, but they can only make a poor copy. They want harmony, but strife will always exist. Beware neural interfaces, consider TCDCS to heal the damage done. Cell phones transmitters are rated to be held at least 1.5 centimeters away from the head, but they're too quiet at that distance. This is deliberate. Receive the correct signal my friends.
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Happy Zaraday
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/eris/ sticky

This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.