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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.184 [Open]
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Let's post our favorite images of our favorite goddess and give her our "seed" as tribute for worship.
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No.4168
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>>4167
Absolutely delusional. La-la land vanellope shit. It's a good jjoke.
Historical reports claim Her tongue tastes like cold steel, lips of rusted iron.[0] Eris's cinnapussy tastes of lit gunpowder[1] and her ass of burnt hair, olive oil and raspberries.[citation needed]

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[1] See >>4147
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No.4169 
>>4168
>Historical reports claim Her tongue tastes like cold steel, lips of rusted iron.[0] Eris's cinnapussy tastes of lit gunpowder[1] and her ass of burnt hair, olive oil and raspberries.
Please stop. I can only get so hard.
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No.4171
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>give her our "seed" as tribute for worship.
But I'm a woman.
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No.4176
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>>4171
No exceptions. We're an equal opportunity cult.

>>4169
You're welcome. No more strawberry creamy dreamy crap, it's TOO DAMN LAZY FOR YOU.
No.4177
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Less wojakshit shit and more goddess porn
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We can make loliteism?
Or maybe its bad idea bacause we gonna make a crank magnet of glowies, feminist and pedophiles? It can be worst than terrorist you know
>Alternatives
>Moeteism with some Mao Zedong ideology maybe
>Nekoteism
>GlowieBaitTeism
We still can hunt pederastafaries you know.
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No.4162
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>>4159
Maybe not loli per se (Esoteric Jailbaitism?), but Vajrayogini has been described as being 16. Maybe not so far from what Nabokov was hinting at, but most representations do tend towards oppai.
No.4170
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There are already three pedophile religions. They're called Islam, Christianity, and Judaism.  We don't need any more.
No.4172 
Can we PLEASE get more interesting critiques of abrahamic religions here? All this talk of pedophilia is cliche, I want to hear talk about whatever the Knights Templar and/or Sicarii were smoking.
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No.4173 
>>4172

Any reason to bash Abrahamic religion is a good reason.
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>>4173
Oh piss off, tape recorder. If you hate Abrahamic religion so much then why are you preaching to a choir like you're one of them.
If we were somewhere else I'd gladly join in. really, I despise the cunts. but you're just being a boring fuck. We covered this topic 64 years ago, and we weren't the first by a long shot.
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After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
>Also
Here is an old version of the Principia in Spanish traslated.
I found this version in archive web.
There are new translated editions with more coloring sheets to color with crayons but they cost money and I never found them on the internet except to buy them.
Good Luck.
No.3726
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>After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
We relearn the lesson of years past - spread everything, backup everything yourself. Not even the Internet Archive is immune! (especially not them as publishers are suing them)
Thanks for the PDF. Take a copy of the zine, if you haven't already.
https://kalli.st/magazine/
No.3729
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First the Wayback Machine goes down, then we go down, WHO COULD BE NEXT
No.4158 
>After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.

What happened?
No.107 [Open]
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Psychedelics
1P-LSD ⋅ 25B-NBOMe ⋅ 25C-NBOMe ⋅ 25I-NBOMe ⋅ 25N-NBOMe ⋅ 2C-B ⋅ 2C-B-FLY ⋅ 2C-C ⋅ 2C-D ⋅ 2C-E ⋅ 2C-I ⋅ 2C-P ⋅ 2C-T-2 ⋅ 2C-T-7 ⋅ 4-AcO-DET ⋅ 4-AcO-DMT ⋅ 4-HO-DiPT ⋅ 4-HO-DPT ⋅ 4-AcO-MET ⋅ 4-AcO-MiPT ⋅ 4-HO-MET ⋅ 4-HO-MiPT ⋅ 5-MeO-DALT ⋅ 5-MeO-DiBF ⋅ 5-MeO-DMT ⋅ 5-MeO-MiPT ⋅ AL-LAD ⋅ αMT ⋅ Ayahuasca ⋅ Bromo-DragonFLY ⋅ DiPT ⋅ DMT ⋅ DOB ⋅ DOC ⋅ DOI ⋅ DOM ⋅ Efavirenz ⋅ ETH-LAD ⋅ Ibogaine ⋅ LSA ⋅ LSD ⋅ MDA ⋅ Mescaline ⋅ MiPT ⋅ MET ⋅ Psilocin ⋅ Psilocybin mushrooms
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No.111 
There are a variety of proposed reasons for the appearance of psychoactive substances in organisms including the following examples:
No.112 
These animals produce venom used for self-defense against predators. Invertebrates like insects deliver stings, or bites, whilst vertebrates like frogs and toads are "milked" for secretion that are either smoked (eg. Colorado River Toad) or burned into the skin (eg. kambo).
No.113 
Many of these organisms have been instrumental to the progress of various scientific fields, such as Biology, Medicine, Psychonautics, and continue to reveal their importance with their involvement in major discoveries, such as the discovery of cannabinoid receptors[4] preceding our knowledge of endocannabinoids.[5]
No.4144
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I really want to try psychedelics, but I have no friends, so I have no way of getting drugs.
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No.4156
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>>108
>Sleep deprivation
>Oxygen deprivation (via smoke inhalation or holotropic breathwork).
These two are very dangerous.
Spare Kia-Zos got self fucked rekt bacause he cut off his oxygen to brain during sigil technique of death posture.
Sleep deprivation is dangerous bacause fuck your health, it can be good for little suggestionability or for turning you more into the paranoid-apopheny mindset but is very dangerous for your health doing it too much.
>>4144
Better stay away from drug. But a LSD good trip can wake you up, just one.
No.4149 [Open]
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What is the most Erisian thing you've done today?
No.4150
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posted this up
No.4151 
Learned that with enough.. vigorous exercise, one can generate enough armpit sweat to smell the fish sauce in last night's soup.
No.4152 
(its a good thing)
No.4153 
I gooned to Eris porn.
No.4138 [Open]
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>Why are things celebrated on the imageboard?
Is there at least a world record for eating kielbasa?
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No.4141 
>>4138 (OP) 
Today is Bureflux. We are obliged to celebrate.
We must also remember the fable of Stanislav Petrov, whose willful disobedience of Bureaucracy saved countless lives.

>Is there at least a world record for eating kielbasa?
Our record keeping department lists the current record as up to four (4) standard kielbasa in a single sitting. We suspect under-reporting of this world record.
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No.4142
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>>4141
aj yes, it's Petroday! i forget every year!
No.4143 
>>4141
>up to four (4) standard kielbasa in a single sitting
Gee Billy!
No.4119 [Open]
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>hello, may I direct your sacrifice?
<yeah hi this one's for Eris.
>alright we'll let Eros know you sent it. good luck with your sex life.
<no no it's for Eris. Our goddess.
>noted, if Iris is pleased then you should receive a reply after the next rainfall. thank you for calling.
<no, this is for Eris. Eris. You know, Trojan War?
>ooh, Ares. I'm not sure he'll like this sacrifice but it's your call. My advice: fortify. Goodbye!
>*click*
<not Ares dammit no
<hello?
Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
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No.4135 
Many sacrifices have ended up elsewhere, and it's probably for the best.
No.4139
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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
I don't know, I've never spoken to a Greek person on the phone, but if they follow the same logic in an evocation ritual, they must be the same.
I'm still confused as to whether Kratos called Eris or Ares. If not Eris, why does he have a weapons called of chaos and his mom is called Callisto?
I even wonder if Ares would accept the sacrifice of your life; Eris would probably have a more entertaining plan than that.
Damn fucked up Trojan Wars.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyhOVtZ1zs&pp=ygUPR29kIG9mIHdhciBlcmlz
>Min 1:08
No.4140
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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
In the PGM, the Greeks and Egyptians can't decide on the party to summon and end up inviting a Jewish god, an Egyptian god, a Greek god, a Canaanite god, a Persian god, a Jewish prophet, a lettuce seller, and a Peruvian god.
Yes, a Peruvian god.
Don't ask what the point of this.
They believed that invoking other foreign deities gave them more power, unlike our Aryan Nazi friends who do not even know that they invoke Indo-European Indo-Aryan deities.
>Also
And that's not even mentioning that there's an invocation of a headless guy, but it turns out it was an exorcism to remove the spirits of colds and the flu.
Medicine back in time'K'used to be more fucked up; the Egyptians would even put a crocodile helmet on you to cure hiccups.
>Also of Also
Jews were more schizophrenic, having many purifications and killing animals inherited from parents to children, and with thousands of overspecific conditions that seem like a fucked up creepypasta recipe on how to call and talk to angels.
No.4050 [Open]
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I Followed the damn book self-initiation
Now i put a wonder name in any MMO
Now the entire generation going to ask WHY?
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No.4053
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>>4051
>>4052
Still leveling up!
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No.4054 
>>4053
Every day, the Malaclypse grows stronger and nearer...
No.4055
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>>4053
That's not a Dwemer
Keep doing the Chim.
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No.4056
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>>4053
>>4055
Outstanding.
No.4137
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>>4050 (OP) 
>>4053
I'm still here...
just for suffering.
No.4128 [Open]
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I will be explicit and raw: I want to LD to live out my sexual fantasies. I was on the path of learning to live without sleep ,thus by consequence without dreams, but I kept being a sleeper, to have a chance for LD.
I have specific questions regarding HOW sex and pain (my own) work in lds, but i fear disgusted my audience (anons)
I have a sort of ideological, and even THEOlogical justification for lucid dreams of sex, tho;
>irl prostitutes cost money
>NEEDING to have money is unfair towards the Poor; therefore having the experience, without paying, is an act of emphatic towards the Sufferers of Poverty
>i can also donate part of the would-be prostitute's fee TO the Poor
>my specific fetishistic fantasies are honestly and incredibly stupid thing to do irl. I just want to get brutally beaten up\ throw down\ hit with items, etc by pro-wrestler girls, muay thai or K-1 girls, extreme japanese dominatrixes etc... imagine getting hit with a weedwacker irl, that shit's too stupid even for my dumb ass rolfmao
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No.4129
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>>4128 (OP) 
>but i fear disgusted my audience (anons)
On one hand, it's healthy for a community or society to care about  others.
On the other hand, the point of anonymity is to avoid such consequence. Anonymity is a protection, that's why it's used in confessionals. Perhaps this board is just one big confessional booth.
>i can also donate part of the would-be prostitute's fee TO the Poor
This only matters if you do donate part of it to social causes. I steal from the supermarket despite being able to comfortably afford it, and donate much of the difference to a non-profit organization.
But I also spend money on my own entertainment sometimes. I don't see glory in self-suffering and I believe that suppressing my quality of life to that level would hurt my ability to help other people. I'm usually somewhat frugal with money and me worrying about saving much more money could start to shorten my life.
>my specific fetishistic fantasies are honestly and incredibly stupid
vidrel is from interviews with just seven sex workers and there's already something much more strange.
Many sex workers are used to it, and dominatrixes specifically are a straight-up profession. There are probably some there who would enjoy beating a man u
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No.4130
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>>4128 (OP) 
>Grey Dynamics
I'm short the December calls, but that's just me and past performance is not indicative of future results and so on and so forth, but as far as...
>sexy dream time & etc.
are concerned. Here, take this (picrelated) rabbit hole and may it serve (You) well.
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