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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4462 [Open]
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I want your help adding to the Parodía de Muertos event.
As the name suggests, it is a celebration of the dead. But it is exactly that, a time to celebrate the deaths of those who deserve it.
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No.4472 
>>4471
>Alexander the Great
Died 2024 :(

fuck im old
No.4473 
>>4471
This loftiness, while correct, is a privileged perspective. One that suggests either little value of one's own wellbeing, or no strong external threats to it. Ask someone with a boot on their head to vanquish their petty short-term interests if you want to talk about absurd.
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No.4474 
>>4473
Saying something is "correct, but privileged" is just a roundabout way of saying you don't think oppressed people are capable of thinking clearly.
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No.4475 
>>4474
It's not that, it's about priorities.
Me knowing that you and I will both mean nothing in 100 years doesn't make me ok with you punching me in the head.
No.4476
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>>4473

Great person will suffer greatly and trivial person will suffer trivially. Privilege has nothing to do with it. The error is in the not-done, all the diffidence that falters.

A boot on the head is real; so too is the temptation to accept the boot and become shaped by it.
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.4398 
undress
No.4399
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Too bad.
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No.4434 
>>4399
we don't need Rome telling us what to do!
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No.4435 
>>4434
What have the Romans ever done for us anyway?
No.4461
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looks like an eris to me
No.4446 [Open]
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So of course we all have Pope cards, being that we are Popes. I was inspired by a new idea and I will spread the results to my local community!

The idea is this:

The Barer of this card
   Is a genuine 
      and 
   Authorized 
Supreme Leader Ayatollah 
Of the Republic of Iran

Treat the bearer of this
card with dignity and
respect.
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No.4448 
Does it include the privileges granted by the N-Word Pass, or do I have to get that separately?
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No.4450 
>>4448
As Ayatollah you are in direct contact with God(dess) and free to interpret his(her) word and wisdom.

As an Ayatollah myself, I have begun the mass production of hashish as God(dess) has told me so from a dream I had. OR maybe it was the ghost of Hassan-I-Sabbah in drag? I've sent a formal letter to heaven, but I do not know when I will get an answer.
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No.4455 
>>4450
>I've sent a formal letter
well thars yer problum
No.4458
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No.4460 
>>4458
I'm not black enough to steal that meme
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Found some old images
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No.4454 
>>4442
The Wascally Wabbit vs the Doofy Duck

Yes, the DD reads the PD but already chooses not to believe what is written. We must remember that the book doesn't make the Pope.
No.4456
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"Too much structure! Needs more nose hair!"
No.4457
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No.4459
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No.680 [Open]
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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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No.4035 
>>4029
My cabal has been performing secret research, but we're all obliged to leak some of it. Our ongoing theory is Doctor Aneris and Miss Discordia
Eris smol No.4445 
I want to complain about the lack of flags on this board.
Eris smol ## dude No.4449
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There's flags on this board? Sorry, I was napping.
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Eris smol No.4451 
>>4449
No, just flag.
20 hours ago we went from zero to one flag and I won't have it. The Discoflux afterparty has gone off the rails.
Eris smol No.4452 
 >>>/5/16395
No.4072 [Open]
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>Il need more Erisian Koans in my life.
So there's the thread to post your Koans and anything Tao or Buddhist food related.
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No.4075 
Bob Dobbs is watching television. 
Question: What is the true meaning of the Illuminati's influence on the media? 
Answer: "The Illuminati are merely a distraction. The real power lies in the invisible hand of the Goddess, Eris, who is laughing at us all. Even the television knows not."
No.4112 
>>4072 (OP) 
>Is this hippie a Discordian or a Daoist?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ01yvL7QIY&pp=ygUZTmV1cm8gcmVzZWFyY2ggdHVscGFtYW5jeQ%3D%3D
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>>4072 (OP) 
Plucking from the grill to which his buddies gather, the Holy J. R. "Bob" Dobbs ate the jalapeno popper and says, "I do not know. If you wish to know where the good taste comes from; even the God of Heaven does not Know."
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No.4443 
>>4441

One last thing I forgot. A mantra. It is sung like Hari Krishna:

"Laughing Jesus, Laughing Jesus.
Jesus Jesus
Laughing Laughing.
Laughing Buddha, Laughing Buddha.
Buddha Buddha,
Laughing Laughing."
X ad infinitum
No.4444
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>>4073
No.4437 [Open]
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What did you do for Erisian Easter?
No.4438
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Are you telling me Eris died?
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? WHAT
No.4439 
I induced a three day coma.

It has come to my attention that this is not traditional anymore. And I'm disappointed to read that.
No.4440 
I made the sun rise and met a goddess who was not Eris
No.219 [Open]
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Would it be time for new discordian books/magazines in the current year? 

The PD forums had some run of inter-mittens as some fanzine in the early 2000s about philosophy and discordianism. I'd like to see more erisian works pop out on the internet that would be as interesting as the Principia with more Internet related culture and values reflected inside but I wonder if there is a demand for such a thing.
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No.3352 
>>3351
I used my divine krita skillz to bring it into existance(came to Erisian porn beforehand too).
No.3709 
Somebody with an account please update the wiki: https://wiki.erischan.org/index.php/Erisianism_in_media#ERISIAN_.282020.29
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No.3710 
>>3709
You have an account. check the homepage

Your fortune: Uncertain. Keep doing things
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No.3711 
>>3710
It says "If you want to help out", but the problem is: I don't!
No.4436
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=j-TK_oWSg0g

SPOILER : S P O I L E R : 𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒
No.4407 [Open]
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What do people here think of Blue Eisenhower November?
https://youtu.be/p-DEpiQMhZ8
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No.4425 
>>4424
about as much as the economic difference between voting left or right
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No.4426 
>>4425
wow thats huge.
No.4427 
>>4425
There in my country is all the same...
maybe its the tao of politics.
No.4428 
>>4407 (OP) 
Been there, done that. Does anyone have the passcode for Earth-Prime?
No.4433
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If elected to POTUS I solemnly swear to forbid hot dog buns, death, and as well force food commercials to display nutritional facts about products they advertise on TV and the internet.Hats will be made optional, even my own special Pharaoh hat. What's more, I plan to make the Washington monument even longer. Further more, I shall erect a shrine to our glorious emperor of the USA Norton. And more so, I will replace 1/8 of congress with peacocks. 1/5 of the senate will be replaced by emus. I'm sure we can all agree that my policies are sound and infallible. Vernon Supreme ain't got shit on me!

Of course my discordianism must be hid from the states (but possibly shared with Europe) lest the world shall end.
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