/eris/ - Discordianism

/eris/ sticky Pope ## yes 4-bcy-3185(PD)17:54:50 No.2 [Open]

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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

Pope 63-afm-3190(SO)03:47:06 No.3823 [Open]

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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED?

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Dweller 63-afm-3190(SO)06:46:33 No.3825

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>>3823 (OP) 
Of course, why didn't I think of that!

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Cabbage 63-afm-3190(SO)11:17:35 No.3826

>>3825
YOURE WELCOME

Pope 63-afm-3190(SO)11:20:11 No.3827

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>>3823 (OP) 
I haven't come to a conclusion yet, but I'll give it some more thought.

Dweller 27-afm-3190(PP)11:20:18 No.3750 [Open]

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.

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Pope 57-afm-3190(PP)19:27:54 No.3815

>>3813
practice your consumerism in peace, simplefolk

Pope 57-afm-3190(PP)21:06:51 No.3816

Hello erischan.org! This is your annual reminder that accepting any store-bought "gift" in any of the Winter Harvest festivals is second-hand consumerism. We don't know exactly why that is bad, but it is. So don't do it.

Dweller 58-afm-3190(SO)03:12:13 No.3817

Santa is real, it turns out. Of all things he has proven himself the staunchest of capitalists. 
The coal he once gave away is sold, at profit, to the world governments. With this vast income, he pays an elven workforce who flood the markets at his discretion.
Praise be to Santa Claus, who monopolizes the Winter Harvests!
Praise be! 
We hope, we pray
Maybe his intentions be good?

Dweller 63-afm-3190(SO)03:42:06 No.3822

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>>3750 (OP) 
I don't remember if I replied already, but Eris isn't static. She might've once had children with names, she might've long ago been a cartoon character or some hippie joke, but those are just labels. Those are signposts leading you to Her, but she is not any of them.

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Cabbage 63-afm-3190(SO)06:46:33 No.3824

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>>3822
I DEMAND A ROADMAP!

Professor Utonium is J. R. "Bob" Dobbs Pope 3-cfn-3190(PP)19:05:36 No.3523 [Open]

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>browse the internet
>flashback of childhood trauma occurs
>Why did Professor Utonium smoke a pipe? What's...is... did he smoke? Is this a mandela effect? a Djavu?
>*get mindfucked by my own mind*
>*search the internet for information*
>*find the information*
>*realization*
A

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フロラー(POPE) 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 11:57:17 No.3535

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moar liek sayonara day

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Pope 6-cfn-3190(BT)04:49:17 No.3548

>>3535
Time to plan for next year

Cabbage 61-afm-3190(PD)09:28:09 No.3819

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>>3523 (OP) 
>When you realize you're going to shit bricks.

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Pope 61-afm-3190(PD)09:31:07 No.3820

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>>3523 (OP) 
>>3819
>>3618
>When you realize you're going to shit bricks.
New Uncle bob unlocked.

Pope 61-afm-3190(PD)22:13:28 No.3821

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It's worth noting, this guy was eventually shot by a fellow nazi. This may not seem like much to us, but it's a huge step up from their leaders shooting themselves. Slack, apparently, is getting other people to take out the garbage.

Interesting Wiki Pages Popefortable 15-cfn-3189(SM)04:40:54 No.3193 [Open]

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.

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Pope 20-bcy-3190(PP)06:29:18 No.3683

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>>3682
Details aside, I must appreciate the irony of using a plane attack to refute the Lockheed scandal.

>Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Tampa_Cessna_172_crash

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o000-|=====> O: Cabbage 4-afm-3190(SM)03:02:51 No.3734

Sometimes there are specific sections of pages which are unexpectedly interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_swallowing#Contributions_to_medicine
I've always found it interesting when a seemingly pointless talent or hobby finds practical use, like complex numbers, or dropping out of school to play with computers.

Cabbage 4-afm-3190(SM)22:44:14 No.3735

>>3683
>he had left a suicide note crediting Osama bin Laden for the attacks and praising it as a justified response to actions against the Palestinians and Iraqis and said he (Bishop) was acting on behalf of Al Qaeda, from whom he had turned down hel
>As officials could find no other evidence of any connections, terrorism as a motive was ruled out
lmao. White kid leaves a note saying "I am a terrorist; the purpose of my suicide is terrorism" and police say "well he's not brown or associated with browns, therefore can't be terrorism"

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Pope 5-afm-3190(BT) Maladay! 03:18:54 No.3736

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>>3735
Cessnas can be terrifying! One could crash into you at any time! And there are more of them than there are 747s. Oh, oh that's not terrorism enough for you? White people can be terArabs, like Assad! If Assad can be an Arab terrorist then so can your kid! That's terrifying, isn't it?! Huh?!
Come uuuun!

Pope 58-afm-3190(SO)03:26:50 No.3818

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogxim

Eris and the black goo Only Eris Saves 54-afm-3190(SM)19:25:46 No.3809 [Open]

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Hidden Only Eris Saves 55-afm-3190(BT)08:59:52 No.3810

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Look the full middle east.. Only Eris Saves 55-afm-3190(BT)09:14:47 No.3811

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Look the Lone Don neighborhood she won the rest in despaire.
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a bit of cinema komplex23 55-afm-3190(BT)18:44:46 No.3812

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@Pope

HEAR YE! Dweller 61-afm-3185(PD)02:57:18 No.154 [Open]

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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!

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Cabbage 38-bcy-3190(BT)21:24:19 No.3701

>>3700
It's not the butt. That's the caucus belly.
Their 🗿crime🗿 was increasing blood flow to the head. Surely you understand the risk this poses.

Pope 8-afm-3190(SO)12:02:38 No.3739

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>>3323
It's clearly the year 3190 today.

Dweller 40-afm-3190(BT)06:43:39 No.3805

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If women are truly equal than why 1) do I only get hard over men?, and 2)why are men always tighter?

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I like my women how I like my men Dweller 40-afm-3190(BT)11:36:35 No.3806

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>>3805
That just means you're going for the wrong women and the right men.

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>>3806

New schizm: non-popes Pope 71-cfn-3190(BT)19:45:06 No.3646 [Open]

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How should we treat those who are not Popes?

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Pope 26-bcy-3190(SO)05:13:43 No.3687

Put them in a room with popes and see who wins.

Cabbage 41-bcy-3190(SO)21:03:33 No.3702

>>3656
Declaring oneself to not be a Pope is exercising one's Papal Authority, and Papal Infallibility means one is absolutely correct that one is a non-Pope.

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⛙ 41-bcy-3190(SO)22:59:02 No.3703

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>>3702
>superpoping
Stay away from /cat/.
We tried this years ago and it was a cafastrophe.

Cabbage 27-afm-3190(PP)12:37:48 No.3776

yo if i see a nonpope imma snatch that ass up real quick

clap it

Dweller 30-afm-3190(BT)02:43:49 No.3784

>>3658
>taxes
CotS can render unto Caesar, but religious exemptions are a holy war.

THE STORM IS COMING CAPTAIN H.B.G. CORNFLAKE 26-cfn-3189(BT)07:39:08 No.3203 [Open]

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https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com
https://gospeloferis.com

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Dweller 67-afm-3189(PP)21:14:43 No.3388

>>3386
the whole thing is coming out April 1st 2024, but we're releasing parts of it in advance since there is already a creepy following stalking me around the internet. the Temple felt fit to reward the people who are already tuned in.

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Cabbage 19-dsc-3190(BT)10:10:08 No.3460

>>3388
well?

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Pope 19-dsc-3190(BT)11:14:15 No.3461

>>3460
It Was a very long set up APRIL FOOL
now i am going to talk in the third person

shillpass Captain H.B.G. Cornflake 25-cfn-3190(SM)20:43:34 No.3582

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We have been experiencing some setbacks imposed on us by rival cults, but they cannot stop the signal.

The fourth seal has been loosed:

https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf

Captain H.B.G. Cornflake 28-afm-3190(SO)04:38:03 No.3780

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We are hard at work trying to release the Fifth Seal (which is currently Stuck, and so we are waiting on a plumber, who is waiting on his assistant, who vanished several weeks ago on a plumbing research mission) but in the meantime we have eight volumes of peaceful elevator music:

https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/

Pope 63-bcy-3189(BT)05:28:34 No.3274 [Open]

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations

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Pope 6-afm-3190(PD)21:12:04 No.3737

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Dweller 8-afm-3190(SO)11:07:32 No.3738

>>3732
I'd let her stab me.

Pope 8-afm-3190(SO)15:53:49 No.3740

>>3737
Where's Eris?

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Pope 8-afm-3190(SO)21:55:19 No.3741

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>>3740
She's all, like, inside your mind fuzz, pope.

Pope 23-afm-3190(SO)03:58:33 No.3749

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