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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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The Illuminati are the friend we made in the Way!(Tao)
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>>3845 (OP) 
>Poyo!
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Oh my god, a chair!

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(note to mods: so activities here are illegal but Im asking whether this exists, not incentivizing it)
Is there any groups that do ARG as a sport\hobby? Probably they keep it secret but, it seems there's an overlap between chaos Magick in urban centres, underground music (punk, black metal, some obscure electronic genres), militant far-left groups...So far ,by my poor research I know of trends such as:
>extreme graffiti, including dangerous urban exploring, and urban (Clandestine) rappelling
>that sport where you use roller blades in your 4 limbs and slide trough-down speeding cars
>train-hopping (not trainspotting), pioneered in Germany by "youth gangs"
>"expose risk challenges" Bringing a banned item into a place and photographing yourself holding it. Like that nerd with the LSD tablet in Mecca. Maybe Mein Kampf inside a synagogue, a portrait of Bomber Harris inside a Berlin pub, whatever
>crowd surfing, last-hour taking trains or subways, sewer line exploration or abandoned train carriage\ factory squatting ,and camping, etc
does this exist? or am I too meth-headed?
one dollar
yeah i say stop taking meth.
Since business and politics are replete with sports metaphors, I'm pretty sure all sports are ARG. 
People don't go tossing and kicking balls in their mundane daily lives.
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>>3843
NOT ENOUGH sports metaphors. The bowling ball of Justin Trudeau is in the snooker, but he still has three darts to make a home run.

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The Truth Mission - Are You Going to San Fierro?
Script:
The Truth
>D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
CJ
<No

The Truth
>Twenty three.
>Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon?
CJ
<No, I don't.
The Truth
>Twenty three.
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And the unforgetable.
The Truth
>Do you know how many sides The Pentagon has?
CJ
<No, five, I guess.
The Truth
>Twenty three.
>Now tell me that's just coincidence.
CJ
<I ain't got time for this right now...
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Seeds.
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>>3839
There a deleted mission that maybe have more relation with 23
The Area 52 in-game universe is Area 69
23+23=46
One mission is deleted
23+23+23=69
https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Cryptic_Trash_Can

Maybe some reference to Epsilom Program https://gta-myths.fandom.com/f/p/3221268664942877594
>>3840
Ye, Eris reference and relation with Epsilon (aka scientology) give vibes uh
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>>3838 (OP) 
Mike Toreno:
>“Same old broken record, Carl. But that’s fine… because your brother’s getting a new cell mate tonight - Horse Cock Harry.”
Is'fnord that Horse Cock Harry a reference of Harry Coin from the illuminatus book?

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Wait a second...
>That's not raw
>This'sn not Playboy
>This'st not POEE
>That's the Principia?
>Is that a cumchalice?
>Why are there so many women?
>What're those little girls doing here?
>Where's Bald the beast 666 Crowholy?
>Why there nude people and child in this propaganda manifest?
>Why my ass hurt?
>Why feel the fnord so bad?
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I'm upset I never made this connection before.

Their pipes are even different colors too!
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>>3618
My favourite Rockwell pic because I can't find any after the assassination.
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>>3624
>separatists, together
lol and lol as the message, spoiler included, could have been written by a white nationalist or an antifascist
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>>3618
>The Chaotic Evil and Cruel Greyface does not exist
<The Chaotic Evil and Cruel Greyface

Well, any dictator or fascist can be. But some are funnier or sadder than others
maybe
at least apparently.
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>>3612 (OP) 
>The Chaotic Evil and Cruel Fringe Conspiracy Greek No-Erisian Cult does not exist
<The Chaotic Evil and Cruel Fringe Conspiracy Greek No-Erisian Cult

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epsilon_Team
What da fak men.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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>>3735
Cessnas can be terrifying! One could crash into you at any time! And there are more of them than there are 747s. Oh, oh that's not terrorism enough for you? White people can be terArabs, like Assad! If Assad can be an Arab terrorist then so can your kid! That's terrifying, isn't it?! Huh?!
Come uuuun!
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I realised I really don't know shit about the Belt and Road area between Central Russia, China, Iran and Afghanistan.

>Bishkek, formerly known as Frunze, and earlier Pishpek
>Based on DNA evidence, the area near Bishkek is considered one of the possible origins of the Black Death between AD 1346 and 1353.
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Speaking of geography:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_Oblast
>this bit is still ours!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wa_State
>lol who cares about the middle part.
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>>3834
Wa State is secretly two states in a trenchcoat.

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What was the life of a Galli "eunuch priest" actually like? I know some accounts say they were gay prostitutes; others say this is slander. I know they didn't work\labor (based), but were itinerant, wandering mendicants ie; beggars (mooching off wagies is based). They flagellated themselves into frenzies in public orgies of bloodshed (this is good; very Metal), and they violated almost all norms of roman manliness social conduct (Punk rockers of ancient world)
what was the daily-life of a Galli of Attis and Cybele, actually like?
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>walks into town square
>discards masculinity
>whip each other into blooded mess
>ask for money
>'join our religion, here's our address'
>leave
13/15, I'd consider.

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HAVE YOU CONSIDERED?
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>>3823 (OP) 
Of course, why didn't I think of that!
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>>3825
YOURE WELCOME
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>>3823 (OP) 
I haven't come to a conclusion yet, but I'll give it some more thought.

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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>>3813
practice your consumerism in peace, simplefolk
Hello erischan.org! This is your annual reminder that accepting any store-bought "gift" in any of the Winter Harvest festivals is second-hand consumerism. We don't know exactly why that is bad, but it is. So don't do it.
Santa is real, it turns out. Of all things he has proven himself the staunchest of capitalists. 
The coal he once gave away is sold, at profit, to the world governments. With this vast income, he pays an elven workforce who flood the markets at his discretion.
Praise be to Santa Claus, who monopolizes the Winter Harvests!
Praise be! 
We hope, we pray
Maybe his intentions be good?
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>>3750 (OP) 
I don't remember if I replied already, but Eris isn't static. She might've once had children with names, she might've long ago been a cartoon character or some hippie joke, but those are just labels. Those are signposts leading you to Her, but she is not any of them.
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>>3822
I DEMAND A ROADMAP!

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>browse the internet
>flashback of childhood trauma occurs
>Why did Professor Utonium smoke a pipe? What's...is... did he smoke? Is this a mandela effect? a Djavu?
>*get mindfucked by my own mind*
>*search the internet for information*
>*find the information*
>*realization*
A
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moar liek sayonara day
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>>3535
Time to plan for next year
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>>3523 (OP) 
>When you realize you're going to shit bricks.
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>>3523 (OP) 
>>3819
>>3618
>When you realize you're going to shit bricks.
New Uncle bob unlocked.
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It's worth noting, this guy was eventually shot by a fellow nazi. This may not seem like much to us, but it's a huge step up from their leaders shooting themselves. Slack, apparently, is getting other people to take out the garbage.

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