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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The Truth Mission - Are You Going to San Fierro?
Script:
The Truth
>D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
CJ
<No

The Truth
>Twenty three.
>Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon?
CJ
<No, I don't.
The Truth
>Twenty three.
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>>3839
There a deleted mission that maybe have more relation with 23
The Area 52 in-game universe is Area 69
23+23=46
One mission is deleted
23+23+23=69
https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Cryptic_Trash_Can

Maybe some reference to Epsilom Program https://gta-myths.fandom.com/f/p/3221268664942877594
>>3840
Ye, Eris reference and relation with Epsilon (aka scientology) give vibes uh
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>>3838 (OP) 
Mike Toreno:
>“Same old broken record, Carl. But that’s fine… because your brother’s getting a new cell mate tonight - Horse Cock Harry.”
Is'fnord that Horse Cock Harry a reference of Harry Coin from the illuminatus book?
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>>3842
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>>3842
>Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?

>Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.

>CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
9

>Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
9 (9+9=18)

>Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
6 (9+9+6(1 extra dip)=25)

>Big Smoke:I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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>cabbage prices are out of control
What did Eris mean by that??
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Just too many cabbages. They're everywhere these days. Not enough moths, beans or nuggets. W'ew going to see a revival of sorts, Erisian Memories.

At least, in Japan.
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>>3860 (OP) 
Noooo!!!! My Cabbages!!!
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>>3860 (OP) 
>>3861
>>3862
NOTHING
EVER
NEVER
HAPPENS
in Ba Sing Se.
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>>3860 (OP) 
Im not gonna lie to you
I actually read it like
>Why Cabbage Princess are out of control in japan
Lol
The world staple... crumbling in our hands

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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>>3690
idk what chat that is
anyway only real popes remember the astronaut
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>>3693
>real popes
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rolling fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a tall mysterious stranger
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>>680 (OP) 
>Erischan has no culture
That's culture jamming, pope.
Good job pal.
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>You see, dear Pope, so much of what’s doled out as Discordianism merely amounts to saying I suck, you suck, the world sucks, and who gives a damn — which is, er, ah, somehow insufficient. Don’t ask me why; I’m just a Pope, really. But any Pope could tell that, to put it in terms of Us vs. Illuminati, saying the above is exactly what The Illuminati would want you to do, because it amounts to capitulation.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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I realised I really don't know shit about the Belt and Road area between Central Russia, China, Iran and Afghanistan.

>Bishkek, formerly known as Frunze, and earlier Pishpek
>Based on DNA evidence, the area near Bishkek is considered one of the possible origins of the Black Death between AD 1346 and 1353.
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Speaking of geography:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaliningrad_Oblast
>this bit is still ours!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wa_State
>lol who cares about the middle part.
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>>3834
Wa State is secretly two states in a trenchcoat.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomical_snuffbox

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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!
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>>3323
It's clearly the year 3190 today.
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If women are truly equal than why 1) do I only get hard over men?, and 2)why are men always tighter?
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>>3805
That just means you're going for the wrong women and the right men.
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>>3806
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The pentabarf is ultimately derivative of the three dmt commandments.

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Post websites which might please the Bitch.

(repost) >>571
(repost) >>529
https://spacehijackers.org/html/games.html
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https://erischan.org/
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>>3517
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https://breadthread.duckdns.org/#tv2
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If you use Hydrus, turn on the API and enable 'normie-friendly welcome page'.
http://localhost:45870/
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https://specificsuggestions.com/

Do not take the Bobbian path of denial. It is a false god which will lead to the Illuminatus stealing your slack at gunpoint. Without us, they would be dead already.

Instead, dare to be stupid. And be smart about it too, if you want it to last.

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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>>3732
I'd let her stab me.
>>3737
Where's Eris?
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>>3740
She's all, like, inside your mind fuzz, pope.
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>>3724
That tool is great for quick and easy generic images for shitposts. Anything more serious you'll usually need to sign up to a website or hurt your GPUs with Stable Diffusion, but screwing around with that fast Flux link is just fun.

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Fnords are a varied broad concept, and often, a useful tool. There's almost an implication in the Principia Discordia that fnords are just floating naturally in the world, or inserted by the Bavarian Conspiracy, or just poorly hidden in plain site as an inside joke. But they really are in places even the aware Popes overlook them. And increasingly, they're not only influencing the ignorant people, but more than ever, ignorant robots.

Secrets can be placed almost anywhere.
Entire websites can be fake.

In Iran, Earth, their intelligence service learned the CIA was using front websites as covert channels. For example, imagine a hobby website like a yoga page, which when a certain pixel is clicked under certain conditions, it opens up a secret chatroom with your handler.

Of course, the fnords were pords. Their carelessness, a long story shortened, resulted in systematic killings of dozens of CIA assets when Iran told other countries how to spot the fnords.

So before you play with them, know about fnordfires.

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How should we treat those who are not Popes?

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>>3656
Declaring oneself to not be a Pope is exercising one's Papal Authority, and Papal Infallibility means one is absolutely correct that one is a non-Pope.
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>>3702
>superpoping
Stay away from /cat/.
We tried this years ago and it was a cafastrophe.
yo if i see a nonpope imma snatch that ass up real quick

clap it
>>3658
>taxes
CotS can render unto Caesar, but religious exemptions are a holy war.
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/abs/ are the experts on this groundbreaking schizm-egg. Current advice is to prove non-Popes are in fact already Popes, and to celebrate their Popeliness.

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