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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4407 [Open]
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What do people here think of Blue Eisenhower November?
https://youtu.be/p-DEpiQMhZ8
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No.4426 
>>4425
wow thats huge.
No.4427 
>>4425
There in my country is all the same...
maybe its the tao of politics.
No.4428 
>>4407 (OP) 
Been there, done that. Does anyone have the passcode for Earth-Prime?
No.4433
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If elected to POTUS I solemnly swear to forbid hot dog buns, death, and as well force food commercials to display nutritional facts about products they advertise on TV and the internet.Hats will be made optional, even my own special Pharaoh hat. What's more, I plan to make the Washington monument even longer. Further more, I shall erect a shrine to our glorious emperor of the USA Norton. And more so, I will replace 1/8 of congress with peacocks. 1/5 of the senate will be replaced by emus. I'm sure we can all agree that my policies are sound and infallible. Vernon Supreme ain't got shit on me!

Of course my discordianism must be hid from the states (but possibly shared with Europe) lest the world shall end.
No.4618 
I mentioned this to a friend a couple of days back: Eisenhower would've made a great babushka.
No.4199 [Open]
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Thede guys of Laveyan satanism look so fuging edgy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHL3Fy-EmI&pp=ygUYVW5pdmVyc2l0eSBvZiBtYWdpY2sgVVNB0gcJCQYKAYcqIYzv
How is the Discordian Aesthetic? Like a clow? I sure not very greyface. I dont own much hippie clothes. Maybe like Miley Cyrus or how i need to dress? Just tell me.
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No.4613
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>>4258
>This girl start to talk about philosophy of life out of nowhere in this video.
>https://es.pornhub.com
Was half expecting Sasha Grey
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No.4614
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>>4613
I want to start a comedy porn genre. Either I solve everyone's sexual repression and/or porn addiction with laughter. or I become a very profitable woody collector with funny ass porn.

The problem is I lack funding, equipment and sexy actors
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No.4615
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>>4614
There's exist horrorporn, you know, these porn with womans and man around mud and cosplay of hobos or ghost demon womans etc around terror fetish.
>Also
There's exist porn sites like that around comedy like Efukt, these porn videos actually make me go full nuts and laugh and i just stop the idea to fap bacause the laugh even banish the need to fap sometimes lol
look
https://efukt.com/
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No.4616 
>>4615
>Efukt
>adult humor for adults
>Eris learned how to stop nsfw religious pornography of she and now start to make more laughs
Well that's interesting.
No.4617 
>>4615
>site not accessible to my area
my drive to make comedic porn is only enflaming

>idea 1: presidential blowjobs through history. actors dress like potus and secretaries and have fun in oval office set.

>idea 2: inspired by Green Porno and furries: I suspect mix of these and a dialogue of memes might make a laugh or cringe boners to death

>idea 3: LSD porno film
No.4611 [Open]
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I got tired of this, back in time i used chans and forums like WizardForum to learn or read around Magic, i started to use Discords for more direct contact but i got mutted 2 days in one Thelemic server just bacause
>stream of consciousness walls of text in chat and Eris LARP
I just shared what book i was reading and some info to follow me if they can give suggestions and one damn greyface guy just mutted me for two damn days. i not gonna Appeal and register my account in Dyno to this bullshit.
I need to go to the damn Kusenet again? the hall of eris are more tolerant than this (yep i write a lot sometimes but i try to give my sources even if are just my pineal gland or a specific quote in a book)
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.4578 
>>3963
No.4580 
>>4544
i dont speak arabic.
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No.4581 
>>4580
Then learn, you miserable pile of insecurity.
No.4608
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>>4544
I am sorry desert anon. I do not wish to fuck a goat

I'd rather eat a chilidog
Replies: >>4610
No.4610
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>>4608
>secret arabic
YOU DONT FOOL ME!
No.4565 [Open]
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ESOCHANNERISM: ESOTERIC CHAN CULTURE!
Based on Discordianism, Pizzagate, Cult of Kek, and QAnon: Esochannealogy, an esoteric science of chan culture!

- Articles:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2026/02/channer-esotericism-for-academics.html?m=1

- Pastes:
Token [AI Optimized]: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Btp2ltWTNnAO1r-txzOjS66mDed1Pnjq

- General Paste: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XrJj772czH4OPLsUZjLDwZlh6vszzcOo

- Esochanners:
Saint Obamas Momjeans
Q Clearance Patriot
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No.4602
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No.4603
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No.4605 
>>4575
Can you write about Esoteric Chan Culture? I loved your magazine.
No.4609 
Bump.
No.680 [Open]
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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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No.4576
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What has Culture ever done but make me predictable?
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No.4577 
>>4576
top kot kek
No.4604
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CULTURE
HUH!
(good Goddess, y'all!)
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
No.4606 
See it: >>4565
No.4607
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What's with culture exactly?
No.3872 [Open]
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I'm going to sign up for a couple of trade-skill\art projects courses (sublimation (the trade job, not psychology), impressions (paper, plastic) and other printable graphic-design skills..Even, maybe if I make friends; serigraphy and graffiti.
How can I mix these, as well as paid leaflet-spreading, for an interesting, engaging ARG?
Should I create fake WBM captures of Angelfire sites? ( I can claim it was taken down ,further than the "was removed" level, from WYB if someone asks? I will answer as an alleged anon, tho)
How can I turn an AI chat into a Gematria machine?
No.3874
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>ToB
Imagine joining a cult who can't even spell properly. hahaha
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No.4553 
I need a job emergency
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No.4582
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>>3874
>>4553
No.4561 [Open]
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Do you think anyone has attempted this before? Replicating the alleged MKultra techniques of Dr Cameron ie; psychic driving,with the Maha-Mantra (hare krishna, hare rama, etc)as the affirmation?
Eg; going in darkness retreat, taking melatonin to sleep all day, listening\babbling half-asleep\daydreaming the maha mantra 20 hours a day, for weeks or 2 ,3 months.
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No.4562
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I award you no points.
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No.4563 
>>4562
hmph! I didn't ask for any.
No.4564 
>>4561 (OP) 
I like this version of Hare Krishna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJxiAAmi1Co&t=1079s

I also like falling asleep to an audiobook of Finnegan's Wake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HgCjtd2iPU&list=PLftB2gYwhiFHpnAAaH-S3--j3oywenNk0
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No.4568 
>>4564
something... something... falling awake
No.4551 [Open]
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I can see into the future. Ask me anything. (I do not see things after the 3 Days of Darkness, because at that time I will be far away from humanity living alone in the mountains.)
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No.4556 
>>4555
Trick question - you won't.
No.4557 
Who will win the 2027 US dictatorial election?
Replies: >>4558
No.4558 
>>4557
No-one, ultimately.
No.4559 
Will I ever get that robot hand?
No.4560 
>>4551 (OP) 
May you find peace in those mountains

blessed be we children of Eris
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