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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Since getting a deeper dive into techniques that actually change stuff irl or in "non real lives" (astral, worlds-within-worlds), I realised I can choose, and whatever I may choose I WILL get.
I managed to tick off several negative items, narrow down my list of goals, of manifestations etc...Now my present life-paths are:
>"Vanity": amassing obscene amounts of wealth, using it for fashionable clothes, kissing rich skinny girls, expensive sports like skydiving, game hunting, etc
>Mustering the extreme situation of entering a religious order ,leaving behind family and country, for truth and God (I think the real religion is either non-iskcon Krsna worship, OR, autocephalous Orthodox Christianity...)
>warrior path: police officer, doing military courses, mastering several ways of warfare (diver, mountain patrol, survival in the wilderness, paratrooping, etc)
I've been studying Neville ,Murphy, UL (he's kinda awful tho), Campbell, Monroe...
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The secular world already has a way to forego all material wealth and status and go through years of rigorous training and torture to find Truth. It's called grad school.
>>4082
Because we don't force people like OP to read Principia Discordia
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>>4081 (OP) 
>deeper dive
>other-world
>choose
>manifestation
aka attention-focus, visualizations, belief and planning.
You dont need hardcore fringe knowledge or psychology or science knowledge or psychoanalysis degree to do that.
>Also
>Neville, Murphy, Goddard bla bla
That's just New tought and some new age ideas.
I prefer just do Hypnosis with some Chaos magick.
It's like the same but non-dogmatic approach, more personal and experience and less supersticious maybe.
It all in your mind and will.
(And yeah, the hardcore thing of calling astral, hell, heaven, spiritual, or forces of outer space is another topic to talk)

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>>4081 (OP) 
>These religious things
If you study the history of the origins and leaders of the new thought you will see that several of them are related to heterodox Masonic lodges or magic orders, besides the relationship with oriental practices and theosophy-pre hippie-beatnik influence.
>the some lodges
If you study the history of magic lodges and their rites you will see that there is influence of mesmer aka vitalism-animal magnetism-hypnosis.
>the hypnosis thing
Even if you study even more you will see the influence of self-affirmations and suggestions of Émile Coué in the time around these guys, but where come from? Mind science and Christian science maybe. Hypnosis and suggestion was something well studied at the time but not so popularized, these religions brought some of this to the subject grabbin it from the medical guys, they moved the placebo effect from the medical studies to a bussiness religious model of faith.

>the philosophy thing
Even in Philosophy is a studied thing, but where?
It was already said by Descartes with his
>Cogito ergo sum (latin) but you need to check it in original Descartes lenguage to know what the hell he's talking
>(french) Je pense, donc je suis
He's saying
>(I think, so I am)
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>>4081 (OP) 
>>4114
Better watch this documentary if you plan join a new tought cult.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yyktccr5apU&pp=ygUXbmV3IHRob3VnaHQgZG9jdW1lbnRhcnnSBwkJGwGjtWo3m0M%3D

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>Il need more Erisian Koans in my life.
So there's the thread to post your Koans and anything Tao or Buddhist food related.
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I was once called a cabbage.
Ha! So, thought me, I shall rip myself out of the ground!
Now I'm in a pickle.
Bob Dobbs is watching television. 
Question: What is the true meaning of the Illuminati's influence on the media? 
Answer: "The Illuminati are merely a distraction. The real power lies in the invisible hand of the Goddess, Eris, who is laughing at us all. Even the television knows not."
>>4072 (OP) 
>Is this hippie a Discordian or a Daoist?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ01yvL7QIY&pp=ygUZTmV1cm8gcmVzZWFyY2ggdHVscGFtYW5jeQ%3D%3D

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I bored
Pope you have something to teach me and learn here?
like:
>Meditation techniques (or source books pdf)
>Memetic-warfare
>Agitprop
>Magic rituals or how to start
>Good sleep tips or how to sleep
>How to cook a good Kielbasa
>Psychonautics
>Thousand yoga postures to fuck with Eris
>How to make girls fun (of you)
That's it.
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>>4096
Today some strange things happened after read the book, I had an argument with a (friend, maybe?) homosexual Christian who didn't even know his own religion and he said some things out of ignorance around is religion and other cultures and with another friend I realized that I am close too close maybe to another paranoid or bipolar (borderline maybe) person and not in their cabals type but very dangerous and I see too many coincidences around things happening today. I hope it is not a product of self-suggestion after reading the book or contagion of these paranoid people.
>Also
I think I had a panic attack a few minutes ago, I am still seeing the number 23 and feeling strange things. Maybe now I just became more aware of paranoid people or I am the paranoid one. in any case I feel persecuted and it is very strange that these people appeared today in my life after A LOT of time, almost like they know or they're asking me to return to the routine load of life as if I was getting out of the scheme of the monotonous and routine life.
Almost as if they appear to judge me, as if I discovered a secret or opened a door or a window and I don't want to tell about it or they don't want me to tell it to anyone just becoming paranoids.
maybe I'm just paranoid and scared.
And yes, I tried to share my religious experiences but they were just blind away from the subject almost like ap
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happy dog days... or, not? excuses are getting elusive
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>>4100
>excuses are getting elusive
I, four one, have run out!
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>>4099
I'm beginning to (maybe) believe that crowley reicarnated in me, although it's partly because I read his book on theory and practise of magick because RAW recommended some exercises of it.
I was reading a couple of books about the 8-circuit system and metaprogramming (the ones mentioned in the wikipedia entry although I did not find the last one of 2025 with advances in neuropsychology) and the thing is that I found a mix of drug, psycodelia, psychonautics, pop jargon, sociology, behaviorism, jung, thelema, psychoanalysis, philosophy, postmodernism ideas, zen, mind-self guerrila, infowars, libertarian ideas (very fun from left to right) discordianism, e-prime, general semantics, technobabble (more like a koan trolling zen, trollmind, mindfuck or to incubate a fucking paranoia) and magick or rather theater with psychological techniques of visualization and meditation and relaxation and exercises yoga like as well as concentration techniques and ideas around it that sounded Buddhist-Tantra to me with some psychology therapies (sometimes look like purple hat therapies but the fraud-hat-supersticious is more like a advisable healthy placebo and not a truly believe in woo unhealthy things, more scientific approach to the reader... maybe a quantum hat chaotic erisian therapy sound more fun lol)
Oh and, weird things still happen although after reading these books and their theories it seems one can wisely choose
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>>4104
I am reading prometheus rising and the 8-circuit model. It's nice to read and the exercises besides I notice a strange relationship with the chakras and ideas of freud and psychoanalysts
>besides I feel that RAW is bombarding me with even more extensive topics i have internet to explore more around thing raw talk
it becomes a little annoying that it suggests me to buy (i pirated the books maybe) other books or more books from RAW or books from hilaritas press (fucking crowley do the same thing). I have not yet read the last circuits but I have the strange feeling (but not the belief) that I must get into magic (or sex magick or tantra), sex and drugs and some kind of self-hypnosis to fuck up or activate the circuits.

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I've been seeing a lot of these recently
Should I start burning all other camions except for these?
Yes. Meanwhile my cabal will tip those ones for "heresy".

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>“You know, if I had realized that all of this was going to come true, I would have chosen Venus” (Adler 1986:336).
Are you telling me that we could have been a sex cult of Venus with tomboys and femboys?
Damn it.
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The issue with sex cults is that in the reality tunnel most people live in, heterosexual sex involves women 'giving up' something to men, who are 'getting something'. Thus there is almost always a gender imbalance, as males will happily join but women are much less enthusiastic.

There are only three ways to make a sex cult work. Either it needs to be made up of exclusively rich men who hire whores, or it's some dumb bullshit where only the leader gets any, or it's primarily a gay/bisexual sex cult. The first two are grayfaced as fuck and the last one doesn't appeal much to be me personally.

Anyway, who says your cabal can't have sexy tomboys and femboys? For sure not me.
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>>4106
>Heterosexual
>>4105 (OP) 
>Tomboys and femboys
My cabal is more great than your cabal, let's fuck with tulpas and make it a universal religion.
Later we turn tulpae world into popes and we traumatize the crypto-christian fucging each other mind friends.
They'never going to know how i fucked yavweh or holy yisus.
And it's not gay, its a religion.
A life style.
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>>4108
>let's fuck with tulpas and make it a universal religion.
>Later we turn tulpae world into popes and we traumatize the crypto-christian fucging each other mind friends.
>They'never going to know how i fucked yavweh or holy yisus.
>And it's not gay, its a religion.
>A life style.
Crowleyan vibe

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seems like the domain expired. Very sad to see discordian infrastructure fail.

Sarah, if you're still around, either renew the domain or send me the login so I can take it over. Please take this funni image as a tribute.
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I've sent an email (via Tor) so hopefully that worked and Sarah or Czar can tell us what's going on.
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Last post czar made on pleroma seems to have been july 19, so it can't have been very long that the server has not been tended.

I sent an email to chaotic.ninja's sysadmin who apparently knows czar, hopefully that all works out.
Welp it happened that kalli.st 5 YOLD party was too chaotic...

njalla stopped supporting .st domains without notice and after expiration it went back to the registar hold

I'm really bad about letting this happen and would like you to accept my most sincere apologies.

Now what we can do is wait about one month for it to be hopefully released and buy it back...

In the meantime I'm migrating some pages to https://fnord.systems/

I too rely too much on kalli.st e-mail and losing it is not an option.
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>>4102
>I'm really bad about letting this happen and would like you to accept my most sincere apologies.
I'm just glad people are alive.
I mean we can't expect to have a shrine to our lady go smoothly. njalla is known for being an anon domain registration site, so if remaining anon is a condition of reregistering then be sure to look around for another service to re-register on before the magic date arrives.

>kalli.st 5 YOLD party was too chaotic
Too bad, I was minding all the dogs that night. They get scared by fireworks, loud banging noises and such.

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Want to Mindfuck your mind?
Come to Psychonaut.tech and Psychonaut wiki!
https://www.psychonaut.tech/
https://psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page
Pls read first all Theory topic and advices for health and mind on; Theory of Breath, Mysticism, and misc.
Misc https://www.psychonaut.tech/docs/theory/
>So
Good luck Popes!
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>>4089 (OP) 
I am perplexed

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>Check This out!
This runes teach you how to Kill Eris
So, next time you gonna have or do a
>Big headache
>Menstrual problem
>Tibetan prostate-gaze
Just Draw this Runes symbol and the bitch will die!
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>>4057 (OP) 
>Runes
Some of the runes there are not traditional (mid christian-jew influence maybe) and others have the opposite effect to what they claim.
For example, The original Svefnthorn rune is supposed to make you fall asleep permanently not let you have a restful sleep, it is more like a curse than a way to sleep well.
>>4078
>Nordic witchcraft
She sound and look like a crack-lady.
I admit that she turns me on a little.
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>>4080
>I admit that she turns me on a little.


yup she would probably give a great blow job then steal your stuff.
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>talking to one of the cute girl coworkers about hobbies
>they casually mention they trained in krav maga
There's something attractive about a girl who can kill you. I like that kind of power more than wealth-power or popularity-power.
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>>4086
>Eye gouging club
OMG! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?!?!?
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>>4087
Most cities will have one. Just follow the braille.

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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!
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>>3592
I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap
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>>3593
I appreciate rap the most if it is able to be appreciated as poetry, rather than mere musical appreciation.
There was a real disillusionment when I realized 9 out of 10 times, I really just preferred the work they sampled.
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>>3594
Yeah, the samples are always better and will turn you on to some good, and oftentimes some more obscure, old funk and soul bands.
>>3555 (OP) 
Even the christians (stealed) do these things!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_saint
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>>4076
Saint Dick

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