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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!
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>>3700
It's not the butt. That's the caucus belly.
Their 🗿crime🗿 was increasing blood flow to the head. Surely you understand the risk this poses.
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>>3323
It's clearly the year 3190 today.
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If women are truly equal than why 1) do I only get hard over men?, and 2)why are men always tighter?
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>>3805
That just means you're going for the wrong women and the right men.
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>>3806

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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GEE BILLY HOW COME YOU GET TWO /ERIS/S?
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i fucking hate it here
>>3795
>No, they are the sacred keepers.
Yeah and Christians are the guiding light of Satanism.
Come to think of it, that might actually be true...
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>>3795
>>3793
A good discordian knows to give a toast to Aneris with orange juice and jelly doughnuts in their hands

Should the occasion ever arise, of course
>>3799
>>3797

One for the Erisian Lunatic Fringe and one for the Discordian Orthodoxy?

Not enough! I demand more schisms in my faith! /eris/ must be split 5 more times!!!

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How should we treat those who are not Popes?

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Put them in a room with popes and see who wins.
>>3656
Declaring oneself to not be a Pope is exercising one's Papal Authority, and Papal Infallibility means one is absolutely correct that one is a non-Pope.
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>>3702
>superpoping
Stay away from /cat/.
We tried this years ago and it was a cafastrophe.
yo if i see a nonpope imma snatch that ass up real quick

clap it
>>3658
>taxes
CotS can render unto Caesar, but religious exemptions are a holy war.

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>>3386
the whole thing is coming out April 1st 2024, but we're releasing parts of it in advance since there is already a creepy following stalking me around the internet. the Temple felt fit to reward the people who are already tuned in.
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>>3388
well?
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>>3460
It Was a very long set up APRIL FOOL
now i am going to talk in the third person
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We have been experiencing some setbacks imposed on us by rival cults, but they cannot stop the signal.

The fourth seal has been loosed:

https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-004.pdf
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We are hard at work trying to release the Fifth Seal (which is currently Stuck, and so we are waiting on a plumber, who is waiting on his assistant, who vanished several weeks ago on a plumbing research mission) but in the meantime we have eight volumes of peaceful elevator music:

https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/
https://gospeloferis.com/mixtapes/

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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>>3732
I'd let her stab me.
>>3737
Where's Eris?
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>>3740
She's all, like, inside your mind fuzz, pope.
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There's no joke bros
>Kenya Illuminatis
https://illuminati-23-kenya.blogspot.com/2015/05/how-to-join-illuminati-in-kenya.html?m=1
>Also
What of you actually do this? That 23 give me eeri vibes like a OM on Kenya or something.
>So
It's a fraud (kinda look like a good snorthodox lodge to me) or masonic are obssesed with 23 or something?
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hol up

where in the world is Italy119?
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>>3745
You've never heard of Italy-119 in the Meditarraneia-23 system?
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>>3746
If it doesn't have one moon, it's not a real object.
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>>3747
>pope has never heard of Sicily-119
What are you, some kind of ignoramus?

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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Here's a fairly mundane account of Lockheed bribing Japanese politicians to secure a contract.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals#Japan

Business as usual really, but it lends some context to the stranger incident that followed...

Japanese porn actor, Maeno Mitsuyasu, so enraged by this dishonor decided to kamikaze the home of one of the men involved in an attempt to assassinate him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuyasu_Maeno#Lockheed_scandal
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>>3682
Details aside, I must appreciate the irony of using a plane attack to refute the Lockheed scandal.

>Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Tampa_Cessna_172_crash
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Sometimes there are specific sections of pages which are unexpectedly interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sword_swallowing#Contributions_to_medicine
I've always found it interesting when a seemingly pointless talent or hobby finds practical use, like complex numbers, or dropping out of school to play with computers.
>>3683
>he had left a suicide note crediting Osama bin Laden for the attacks and praising it as a justified response to actions against the Palestinians and Iraqis and said he (Bishop) was acting on behalf of Al Qaeda, from whom he had turned down hel
>As officials could find no other evidence of any connections, terrorism as a motive was ruled out
lmao. White kid leaves a note saying "I am a terrorist; the purpose of my suicide is terrorism" and police say "well he's not brown or associated with browns, therefore can't be terrorism"
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>>3735
Cessnas can be terrifying! One could crash into you at any time! And there are more of them than there are 747s. Oh, oh that's not terrorism enough for you? White people can be terArabs, like Assad! If Assad can be an Arab terrorist then so can your kid! That's terrifying, isn't it?! Huh?!
Come uuuun!

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After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
>Also
Here is an old version of the Principia in Spanish traslated.
I found this version in archive web.
There are new translated editions with more coloring sheets to color with crayons but they cost money and I never found them on the internet except to buy them.
Good Luck.
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>After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
We relearn the lesson of years past - spread everything, backup everything yourself. Not even the Internet Archive is immune! (especially not them as publishers are suing them)
Thanks for the PDF. Take a copy of the zine, if you haven't already.
https://kalli.st/magazine/
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First the Wayback Machine goes down, then we go down, WHO COULD BE NEXT

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