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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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I bored
Pope you have something to teach me and learn here?
like:
>Meditation techniques (or source books pdf)
>Memetic-warfare
>Agitprop
>Magic rituals or how to start
>Good sleep tips or how to sleep
>How to cook a good Kielbasa
>Psychonautics
>Thousand yoga postures to fuck with Eris
>How to make girls fun (of you)
That's it.
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>>4044 (OP) 
https://medium.com/@dustindavis_70059/a-self-transforming-tulpa-and-holy-guardian-angel-6c40ef5fd701

https://samim.io/p/2021-11-15-the-tulpa-phenomenon/

>Robert Anton Wilson in Prometheus Rising (page 221)
“Project yourself, in imagination, into this Magic Room and visualize vividly the Omniscient Computer, using the details you need to make such a super-information-processor real to your fantasy. You do not need any knowledge of programming to handle this astral computer. It exists early in the next century; you are getting to use it by a species of time-travel, if that metaphor is amusing and helpful to you. It is so built that it responds immediately to human brain-waves, “reading” them and decoding their meaning. (Crude prototypes of such computers already exist.) So, when you are in this magic room, you can ask this Computer anything, just by thinking of what you want to know. It will read your thought, and project into your brain, by a laser ray, the correct answer. There is one slight problem. The computer is very sensitive to all brain-waves. 
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>>4044 (OP) 
WTF...
>Robert Anton Wilson in Prometheus Rising (page 222)

This computer will do that job for you; but be prepared for
some shocks which might be disagreeable at first.
This super-brain can also perform exegesis on ideas that seem
obscure, paradoxical or enigmatic to us. For instance, early
experiments with this computer can very profitably turn on
asking it to explain some of the propositions in this book which
may seem inexplicable or perversely wrong-headed to you, such
as "We are all greater artists than we realize" or "What the
Thinker thinks, the Prover proves" or "mind and its contents are
functionally identical."
This computer is much more powerful and scientifically
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>>4044 (OP) 
Have some obscure spells and theories,        
                                      uwu




A spell for the uncomfortable
For Forty day and Forty nights greet the rising Sun:

	I bless Ra, the fierce Sun burning bright
	I bless Isis-Luna in the night
	I bless the air, the Horus-Hawk
	I bless the earth on which I walk

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>>4047
>spelis
lol
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>>4044 (OP) 
Check this out
>Sufi heart chakra meditation by RAW
I like it bacause it have some Metta/Maitri buddhist practique maybe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cHEcgPswycY
Give me more techniques popes.

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>Check This out!
This runes teach you how to Kill Eris
So, next time you gonna have or do a
>Big headache
>Menstrual problem
>Tibetan prostate-gaze
Just Draw this Runes symbol and the bitch will die!
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>>4057 (OP) 
>>4062
>Maybe she's dead
Well... Uh... Technically... We can still fuck she.
>>4060
>My food
Poor food
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>>4064
>Food floor
Pathetic.
>>4062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR-K2rUP86M
I've had Dagoth Ur in my head last week after listening to this, and now you post him. Coincidence? I think not. Looks like me and you are connected to discordian egregore.
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>>4066
>Chim
Well
i dont know if you know but
Morrowind lore have a lot of Thelema religious ideas and core european magic philosophy and some indu ideas.
The Chim=Love concept of the Dunmer it's a literal do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the tart and that's it.

https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_36_Lessons_of_Vivec

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/18gt8w/what_is_love/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Morrowind/comments/6i3xwi/what_books_if_any_were_the_inspiration_for_the/

https://www.reddit.com/r/teslore/comments/n893s5/was_vivecs_36_lessons_inspired_by/

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>>4067
I will laugh to death if vivec abandoned Morrowind to enter earth

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I Followed the damn book self-initiation
Now i put a wonder name in any MMO
Now the entire generation going to ask WHY?
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>>4050 (OP) 
Immanentize the Malaclypse!
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>>4051
>>4052
Still leveling up!
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>>4053
Every day, the Malaclypse grows stronger and nearer...
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>>4053
That's not a Dwemer
Keep doing the Chim.
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>>4053
>>4055
Outstanding.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_cuisine
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_energy_levels
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>>4032
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>>4032
>>4033
>Degenerate energy levels
Hey! Boss!
There'exist Chaos energy levels?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem

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what's the real truth behind any and all miracles? if logically only ONE religion can be right; how come so many saints, gurus, seers, ascetics etc, of each religion,can do them?
I think of some options:
>only one religion is right; the others DO work miracles, but demons do them- this doesn't by itself reveal which is the correct religion,so it's kinda useless
>God is a sort of indifferentism himself, he appreciates all religions and faiths, even tho he doesn't want them to be mixed or created an universal one
>it's never the saints or gods doing the miracles, but the person's own subconscious superpower, even tho the devotee doesn't know this
Well the simple answer is that god is a girl.
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>>4038
A.....
Hey!.....
Wait, That's make a lot of sense now :0
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camel goes brooom
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>>4040
camel goes boom
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>>4041
Camel goes cool killa

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Hail Eris!
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uwu

Hail Eris
Hail Eris!
Ave Discordia!
HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!
HAIL THE BITCH!
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Hail Eris!

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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>>4027
She's a big girl (the larger) and I would not sex with her
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>>4027
If the PD is true, then Eris and Aneris ought to be twins.
I've assumed Aneris and Harmonia are the same (or maybe this is just MoH propaganda)
I think I found a pattern of Eris-like women and snakes. 
The snake is important because Harmonia and Cadmus are married and their myth ends with them turning into snakes. There's also undercurrents of 'trying to establish order amidst chaos' and 'attempts to enforce order inevitably backfire' in the various myths
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>>4029
>'attempts to enforce order inevitably backfire'
If the Joker weren't as popular, overplayed, I think they'd show up more here.
>>4027
Aneris pads her rump.
>>4029
My cabal has been performing secret research, but we're all obliged to leak some of it. Our ongoing theory is Doctor Aneris and Miss Discordia

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>Be me
>Chilling on Internet
>Enter random porn site
>Open a random first video
>There's appear Aleister Crowley reincarnation in a Indian porn video
>"I am perplexed"
>Eris gave me goosebumps
>*i quit that place*
https://pornzog.com/video/23983865/nagarvadhu-season-01-to-03-2024-hitprime-hindi-hot-web-series-priya-ray-poonam-pandey-and-rajsi-verm/
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>>4019
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>>4014 (OP) 
>>4016
>Crowley reincarnating to be a fuck boi/man whore makes me giggle on a primal level
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the l... wait, What?
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>>4017
>>4019
>>4021
The beast riding babalon? well... twins babalons...

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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>>3750 (OP) 
I just had sex with Eris...
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>>3978
Pics or She isn't real.
>>3972
>>3973
imma level with you popes, it was a joke
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>>3981
i am going to create a very big wooden hand of eris and crucify you on it
Eris being a cartoon character does not preclude sincere veneration. Though I'd be partial to a nice marble statue too.

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