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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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what's the erisian view on Entropy?
The fact that the world and physics have an entropy bias seem to make the sacred chao irrelevant - do we reject the concept of entropy, or do we accept eristic forces are stronger?
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>>4541

>niggerhell
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>>4539
I think the trick only ceases to be magic when we mistake understanding for completion. A card trick might be useless, but real tricksters always know when best to apply it.

>There's more to magic than mere physics - physics are simply the sandbox that magic plays within. 
>In fact, I'd closer characterize magick with chaos
Physics contains; magic operates; chaos spreads thereby. I cannot see the hierarchy, but I find little to disagree with.
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>>4543
what does magic operate?
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>>4545
Mind?
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>>4542

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Let share our Discordian Erisian music tastes
This's the Discordian Erisian music appeal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM&list=RDlZbfNtDCHdM&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
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>>4517
What's this genre or style?
>Also
>>4498 (OP) 
Vangelis its Greek Erisian music ya know right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XB8EAWKXHsw
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>>4518
>Vangelis
Zeus that's you?
>>4498 (OP) 
This's probably Hades after first encounter with Eris and Pan lol
FatDog (like many experimental Br*tish music groups) is crypto-Discordian.

"MUSIC TO GROW YOUR HAIRLINE BACK TO"

https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/running
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don't know if this has anything to do with anything but this is a thing
Illuminatus! introduced this song to me: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=5

Song by a random cabal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbIP5ie4fDM&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=2

This one I swear is about Eris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrCufwOzkY&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=72

Here be a good strange one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F7ZSpYOdM&list=RDw7F7ZSpYOdM&start_radio=1

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Fnord are everywhere.
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>>4491
>NO GF 70
reads like the title of an eromanga about some dude with a fnord for GILFs
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fnord deez nuts
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>>4482 (OP) 
infnordtion prevents me from being able to affnord things I want
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>>4521
>>4524
Observe: me, nutless.
>>4520
NO GILF 7000

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How, exactly, would one "impersonate Erisian deities"?
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>>4511
>By being a noun or adjective one's agency dies: especially if it is connected grossly to identity. I am "this thing" therefore I cannot do "that". He is "a thing" therefore my interaction with him must be like the interactions with other "things" like him. Only my "thing" is correct, the other thing speaks lies.
>Identity is not bad, but when monstrously asserted it kills individuality on all sides. In other words; the limits of my words, thoughts, beliefs and actions are the limits of my world.
You MAYBE got the old ancestral Discordian philosophy against Tribalism, good job kid.
https://rawsemantics.home.blog/2023/10/25/hardcore-kindness-semantics/
Maybe if all start to use less "I" and "our" will to start to think more.
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>>4512
And start to use more "Maybe".
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Lost the game and OM or what? Keep doing do doings.
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>>4514
They stealed the game and made up a black iron prison around a serious conspiracy religion used by goverment ABC scheme greyface guys and other out powers fueled with bullshit to control and not to make freedom of minds.
https://evergreenreview.com/read/donald-trumps-operation-mindfuck/
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>>4511
>In the end all art
> is plagiarism.
Pseudoprofound bullshit. Derivation isn't plagiarism.

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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looks like an eris to me
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image 1: asked ai to generate image based off my wacky ass poetry and rants

image 2: copy and pasted scene from Dionysiaca. Told it to 'paint a pretty picture'

image 3: told ai to make an Eris generation in a hindu style

overall ai is kinda shit... something's there but I'm left unsatisfied that my visions have been skewed by ambiguity.
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>>4494
being a person with little artistic ability, I often struggle with the issue of having a very clear image in my head of what needs to be made, and being unable to produce it.

The ayyy eye can produce images matching a description quite well, but the description usually does not match the vision. I think that people who find artistic expression in AI often have very shallow visions. Some of my strongest visions (which are always precipitated by the song "Lore" by Elder... don't ask me why) I refuse to attempt to put down on paper. They may be trapped in my head forever, something beautiful that unfortunately only I can perceive. I think there are many things like this, and only those rare few true artists are capable of translating them in to any medium.

FWIW I have used AI very extensively in the past for generating porn. Again it rarely matches my vision exactly, but the genitals are much more easily pleased than the brain.
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>>4495
I understand this struggle to a degree, and it extends to music and other arts.

Have you ever had a chance to use sketch-to-image tools? Stable Diffusion can do them. They still would be far from a specific vision, there's only so much that tools can do without us filling the gaps, but it gives the generator a lot more direction than the default random noise base.
تذكر كتب الأخبار والآثار أن عنق بنت آدم عليه السلام وُلدت ولادةً فريدة لم يُعرف لها نظير، إذ جاءت إلى الدنيا مفردة بلا أخٍ يشاركها بطن أمها، على خلاف ما جرت به عادة أولاد آدم من التوأمة.

 وقد كانت مشوّهة الخِلقة تشويهًا عظيمًا؛ فكان لها رأسان، وفي كل يدٍ من يديها عشر أصابع، ولكل إصبع ظفران طويلان حادّان كالمناجل، مما جعل منظرها مخيفًا وهيئتها منفّرة.
وقد ورد ذكرها عن علي بن أبي طالب رضي الله عنه أنه قال:
إن عناق كانت أول من بغى في الأرض، وأول من أظهر الفجور، وجاهر بالمعاصي، واستخدم الشياطين، وصرفهم في وجوه السحر.
وكان سبب ذلك – كما تذكر الروايات – أن الله عزّ وجلّ أنزل على آدم عليه السلام أسماءً مخصوصة، من تلفّظ بها أُطيعت له الشياطين وانقادت لأمره، وأمره سبحانه أن يدفع هذه الأسماء إلى حواء عليها السلام، لتعلّقها على نفسها فتكون حرزًا وحمايةً لها من كيد الشياطين. ففعل آدم ما أُمر به، وكانت حواء تصون تلك الأسماء وتحفظها أشدّ الحفظ.
غير أنّ عناق، لما علمت بأمر تلك الأسماء، اغتنمت غفلة أمها حواء وهي نائمة، فاختلست تلك الأسماء خفية، وأخذتها بغير علمٍ منها. فلما حصلت عليها، استجلبت بها الشياطين، واستعملتهم في أغراض السحر، وتكلّمت بشيءٍ من الكهانة، وجاهرت بالمعاصي دون حياء، وأضلت خلقًا كثيرًا من ذرية آدم عليه السلام، فكانت بذلك أول من سنّ الفجور والضلال في الأرض.
فلما اشتدّ أذاها وعظم فسادها، دعا عليها آدم عليه السلام، وأمّنت حواء على دعائه، فاستجاب الله عزّ وجلّ لدعائهما، وأرسل إليها في طريقها أسدًا هائلًا أعظم من الفيل حجمًا وقوّة، فهجم عليها في أحد المغاور، فقتلها شرّ قتلة، ومزّق أعضاءها إربًا إربًا، فهلكت شرّ هلاك، وأراح الله آدم وحواء وذرّيتهما من شرّها وفسادها.

_عوج بن عنق
ويذكر أهل الأثر أن عوج الجبّار كان من ولد عناق، وقد ورث عنها ضخامة الجسد وطول القامة على وجهٍ لم يُعهد في البشر. وتقول الروايات إن الطوفان في زمن نوح عليه السلام لم يغرقه، ولم يبلغ الماء من جسده إلا موضعًا يسيرًا، لعظيم طوله وامتداد قامته.
ويُروى أنه لما رأى سفينة نوح عليه السلام، أراد أن يصل إليها ليغرقها، فأعماه الله عنها، فلم يقدر على إدراكها، وبقي حيًّا حتى بلغ زمان فرعون. وكان من جبروته أنه اقتطع صخرة عظيمة على قدر عسكر موسى عليه السلام، وكان عددهم – كما قيل – أكثر من ستمائة ألف رجل، فحمل تلك الصخرة على رأسه يريد أن يلقيها عليهم ليهلكهم جميعًا.
غير أن الله عزّ وجلّ أرسل طيرًا في طريقه، فنقر الصخرة حتى ثقبها، فانزلقت الصخرة من رأسه حتى استقرّت على كتفيه، فضُغط رأسه داخلها، فحُجب بصره، وتعذّرت عليه الحركة، ولم يعد قادرًا على الفعل أو الهرب.
عندئذٍ أوحى الله تعالى إلى موسى عليه السلام أن يقتله. وكان موسى قويًّا شديد البأس، وكانت وثبته عشرة أذرع، وطول عصاه مثل ذلك، وكان موسى طويل القامة أيضًا. فوثب موسى إليه، ولم يضربه إلا بطرف عصاه في عرقوبه، فسقط عوج من علوّه لثقل الصخرة التي عليه، فهلك بسقوطه، ووافق موضع سقوطه عرض نهر النيل.
فبقي جسده مطروحًا هناك كالجسر، يعبر الناس عليه، وتعبر الدواب كأنه قنطرة عظيمة، وبقي على ذلك مدة طويلة من الزمن.
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Did you see how the SubGenius lives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFBCHQJBkB8
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>>4479 (OP) 
>50s Woman
this perhaps the equivalent of “clown Girls” for the Subgenius?
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pure aids thread
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>>4481
oh noes you caught it oh no anon
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>>4480 <> o o o o 
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I knew there was a reason Eris demanded I save this video!

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I want your help adding to the Parodía de Muertos event.
As the name suggests, it is a celebration of the dead. But it is exactly that, a time to celebrate the deaths of those who deserve it.
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>>4473
Saying something is "correct, but privileged" is just a roundabout way of saying you don't think oppressed people are capable of thinking clearly.
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>>4474
It's not that, it's about priorities.
Me knowing that you and I will both mean nothing in 100 years doesn't make me ok with you punching me in the head.
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>>4473

Great person will suffer greatly and trivial person will suffer trivially. Privilege has nothing to do with it. The error is in the not-done, all the diffidence that falters.

A boot on the head is real; so too is the temptation to accept the boot and become shaped by it.
There have to be songs.
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So of course we all have Pope cards, being that we are Popes. I was inspired by a new idea and I will spread the results to my local community!

The idea is this:

The Barer of this card
   Is a genuine 
      and 
   Authorized 
Supreme Leader Ayatollah 
Of the Republic of Iran

Treat the bearer of this
card with dignity and
respect.
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Does it include the privileges granted by the N-Word Pass, or do I have to get that separately?
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>>4448
As Ayatollah you are in direct contact with God(dess) and free to interpret his(her) word and wisdom.

As an Ayatollah myself, I have begun the mass production of hashish as God(dess) has told me so from a dream I had. OR maybe it was the ghost of Hassan-I-Sabbah in drag? I've sent a formal letter to heaven, but I do not know when I will get an answer.
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>>4450
>I've sent a formal letter
well thars yer problum
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>>4458
I'm not black enough to steal that meme

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Found some old images
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>>4442
The Wascally Wabbit vs the Doofy Duck

Yes, the DD reads the PD but already chooses not to believe what is written. We must remember that the book doesn't make the Pope.
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"Too much structure! Needs more nose hair!"
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