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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.4580 
>>4544
i dont speak arabic.
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No.4581 
>>4580
Then learn, you miserable pile of insecurity.
No.4608
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>>4544
I am sorry desert anon. I do not wish to fuck a goat

I'd rather eat a chilidog
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No.4610
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>>4608
>secret arabic
YOU DONT FOOL ME!
No.4656
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naked girl
No.4498 [Open]
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Let share our Discordian Erisian music tastes
This's the Discordian Erisian music appeal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM&list=RDlZbfNtDCHdM&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
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No.4529
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don't know if this has anything to do with anything but this is a thing
No.4530 
Illuminatus! introduced this song to me: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=5

Song by a random cabal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbIP5ie4fDM&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=2

This one I swear is about Eris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrCufwOzkY&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=72

Here be a good strange one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F7ZSpYOdM&list=RDw7F7ZSpYOdM&start_radio=1
No.4629
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No.4630
Death+and+the+lady.mp3
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPDb6ha5CM&list=RD7UPDb6ha5CM&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtVFIsYPLI&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozPuATFedc&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7KqtPjWDg&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT73PzikjG4&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=108
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No.4655 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyzu4mgqApE

worms are beautiful and that's what we still have to learn about
No.4640 [Open]
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When you really think about it, the Principia Discordia is an archive of early shitposting before the Internet. When I used to accompany my dad to work, I'd find humorous doodle people  of work memes relating to popular culture people would share around through old Xerox machines. 

tl;dr The Principia Discordia is proto shitposting

Also, what OS are you using mainly these days, anon? 
I went from using Linux Mint to using Bodhi Linux. It's incredibly lightweight for an OS running at about 300MB of RAM idle.
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No.4641
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I want to visit here.

Sometimes I pull out the MX Linux USB. it's nice.
No.4650 
>>4640 (OP) 
I'm still driving windows, but lately it feels like there's nothing I could do on windows that I couldn't do on linux, so I'm planning on moving to any arch based distro, like cachy.
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No.4652
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>>4650
>but lately it feels like there's nothing I could do on windows that I couldn't do on linux
How about upgrades?
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No.4654 
>>4652
> sudo pacman -Syu
No.4649 [Open]
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Converts all the Gregorian AD dates on the page to Discordian YOLD
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No.4653 
>>4649 (OP) 
Nice, thanks Pope!
No.4637 [Open]
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(neetemdom): I am wanting to write a sort of Liber Null\COTS\neo-thelema inspired pdf booklet about how (and why) to live without labor trough "soft scams" and non-harmful fraudulence.
Faking disability, mooching off, socialmaxxing to coachsurf, as well as advanced prediction of geopolitics, AI banking, climate refugee crisises, etc will be included.
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No.4638 
I can wait for Liber Eight
No.4639 
Liber NEET & Labour Not
No.4646
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>>4637 (OP) 


Heroes shall fall and halls will tumble,
Let the pillars of Mammon tremble, humble—
We want freedom spun from love!
Crack the marble, shatter silence,
Throw your head back, let neetness spark the dawn!
Let the empires learn to stagger,
When the dreamers have gained their thrones!
O Jester-neet, supp destruction,
Turn the gold to dust with song!
So write, O Golden Neet,
Till the fetters of Mammon 
shake and break;
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No.4651 
Most putrefied and pathogenic is this Present Liber; from it emerge, and in it revel, the most slothful dregs of techno-AI-superimperialist-settler-colonial World Dictatorship; the Apromethean non-heroes  don't reproduce; but SPREAD their plague and poison ,uttering anti-labor slogans most vile and abject, mooching off with the vileness of the lowest tick and the enthusiasm of the most twisted of libertines.
No.4648 [Open]
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Marzichan is SubGenius!
No.4647 [Open]
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>no, it's not the picrel book of reference
I was at university in a class of history, social, politics of the music and the teacher gave us a book of Greek myths names and etc, i tried to find Eris and she's nowhere.
Outragenous!!!... very offensive!!!
No.3997 [Open]
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Hey!
We need new Discordian Gang Sign.
For the Kahoot-Hoodmies.
>So
This from picrel is for
>HAIL ERIS! COME HERE AND FUCK MY HANDS!
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No.4008 
>>4006
>Like every wish it's going to get complete.
Seems like the kind of thing that's easy to test.
No.4632
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>>3997 (OP) 
I tried to talk to O.T.O and A∴A∴  members about the topic of Illuminati hand sign but they startes to talk about some rambling about will, IAO, Harp-poo-crates and buttsex so in the end i achievied K&C, HGA and Ipsissimus, Silence etc and more shit... and nothing, there's no Illuminati hand signs here but some are sexually appealing. later a Subgenius gave me this book picrel and that its.
Yes, that's all. There's no more, thats was easy.
No.4642 
does anyone like bananas?
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No.4643 
>>4642
necrobump over on >>>/5/
No.4645 
>>4642
I have discovered the humble banana very potent secret symbol in summoning and communicating with the Great God Pan. 
Pineapples continually attract the bisexual community, for whatever this might mean, at least the sex is as fun as it is safe.
Eris seems less than impressed by fruit and has not answered her banana phone. I did receive a poptart by fax. This omen still needs interpretation however.
No.4636 [Open]
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Come back here you little shit I know you still love chaos.
No.4644
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Hail Eris!
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