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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Hey!
We need new Discordian Gang Sign.
For the Kahoot-Hoodmies.
>So
This from picrel is for
>HAIL ERIS! COME HERE AND FUCK MY HANDS!
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That's not a gang sign! That's Illuminati hand signals!
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>>3997 (OP) 
This is for when you think that'works is da poop.
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>>3998
Hey i like that gesture.
Look'so OG.
Here's one for you:

Put both hands in the “peace” sign and thrusting them forward on an upward 45 degree angle at the same time speaking the words “I am not a Crook.” This is inspired by Richard Nixon, who, having unconsciously taken part in our secrets as a Knight of the Five Sided Castle we rightly recognized this as the Grand Hailing Sign of Awkwardness and Confusion. It is only to be given when in of moments of extreme awkwardness or to display the feeling of total confusion, or when blatantly lying.

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>Be me
>Enter https://sacred-texts.com/bos/index.htm
>See a lot of "Book of shadows" of Wiskyann religion
>Being funny reading Wiccan Fluffbunny things about doing cooking and chores on house with candles like a Disney Princess bacause that's healthy and all that ritual moon-mommy phases thing and wood Cenarius guy thing.
>There...
>.... appear...
>There's appear the damn Book
>"Principia Discordia"
>on "Book of shadows"
>??????????????????
>*Schizoid aneurism happen*
WE ARE NOW WICCANS!
No...
NOW ME DECLARE ALL's WICCANS POPE'S THAT'S The way!!! Fuckoffripoff abrahadacabra!!!
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>>3986
I've been getting the silent treatment for some time now, but that's probably because she knows I wont shut up about it.
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>>3896 (OP) 
That web look so old.
they'even sell a CD-Roms, DVD's and Flash Drive's with MORE THAN THOUSANDS Books.
I love it
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>>3993
>>3993
Totally. It was exactly the same 20 years ago when I first went there.
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>>3995
It amazes me how such relics stay alive. Someone's paying for it or maintaining it.

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Discordians believe everybody should live like Norton.
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>>3296
>>3297
Now kiss
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It turns out every man, woman and child is their own sovereign. 

With enough practice every man, woman and child will become their own state.
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>>3961
My wife annexed me last week. Shit was fun, might do it again some time.
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>>3962
I had a wife once but They took her in the divorce
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I'm celebrating the Sisyphii Commemoration tomorrow, for all the boulder pushers popes of the planet.

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Hail Eris!
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Hail Eris
Hail Eris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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uwu

Hail Eris
Hail Eris!
Ave Discordia!

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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>>3971
I think those are 8 erises, one is holding a knife behind their back (as is tradition).
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>>3976
I'm polytheistic, but like, all of them are Eris.
would Eris approve of AI slop?
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>>3979
Only if it's fake news articles and fake evidence, like those old clickbait spam ads

source: head timgle!
>>3274 (OP)  
why is she doing that slightly parted lips thing like she's some big shot thot like shes the only one in the scene the only one in the world the only one that matters KILL ALL W*M*N you're gay for posting this

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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>>3972
not him but i think everywhere is an example. this thread for instance.
But it's only natural since one assumes the whole is meant to be funny and mocked, while the other thinks the opposite.
Anytime an Erisian gets serious, another erisian gets up and shouts nonsense, as if screaming in a church.
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>>3750 (OP) 
I just had sex with Eris...
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>>3978
Pics or She isn't real.
>>3972
>>3973
imma level with you popes, it was a joke
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>>3981
i am going to create a very big wooden hand of eris and crucify you on it

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One of these women is an avatar of our goddess Eris
>Which one is she?
Sure, you can say that each of them is at the same time... maybe? Maybe not? Maybe sometimes?
In order:
>Marilyn Monroe
>Debbie Harry
>Dolly Parton
>Sexypattycake
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I gotta say, none. Art thou confusing Eris for her victim Aphrodite?
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Hey Chuck, I think our goddess likes you.
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>>3606 (OP) 
I'm happy to say you are confused. None of these ladies appear to have possessed the tact of inadvertent sAcReD ChAo wielding. I instead present marie Wilson otherwise known as the character Irma peterson as an apropos Eris... "stand-in."
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>>3607
>but Eris is a bitch.
>>3969
>Sacred chao
Maybe Eva Duarte de Peron is the Cursed chao.
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That's no Eris...

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What does your cabal/denomination/sect/cult/spin/club/faction/organization/organisation/bloc/clique/cord/party/erislet/schism/xdf/service think about hats?
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>>3947
Any one here please if anyone can help . Whatever it takes all we need just money or anything could help
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>>3951
We can give you a few free hats.
I'll take two.
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>>3964
Daring today, aren't we.

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Fnords are a varied broad concept, and often, a useful tool. There's almost an implication in the Principia Discordia that fnords are just floating naturally in the world, or inserted by the Bavarian Conspiracy, or just poorly hidden in plain site as an inside joke. But they really are in places even the aware Popes overlook them. And increasingly, they're not only influencing the ignorant people, but more than ever, ignorant robots.

Secrets can be placed almost anywhere.
Entire websites can be fake.

In Iran, Earth, their intelligence service learned the CIA was using front websites as covert channels. For example, imagine a hobby website like a yoga page, which when a certain pixel is clicked under certain conditions, it opens up a secret chatroom with your handler.

Of course, the fnords were pords. Their carelessness, a long story shortened, resulted in systematic killings of dozens of CIA assets when Iran told other countries how to spot the fnords.

So before you play with them, know about fnordfires.
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There really are fnords. No, really! Hint: They do not actually consist of the letters F-N-O-R-D – that's just a literary device! The real fnords are.. well, maybe I can spill the secret here...

FNORD: Noun, Adj, Verb, Adverb, 
1)A nonsense term commonly used by a group of satirically inclined devotees known as the Discordians. Often stated as a reminder that what is being said is probably said in jest and to not believe all of what you read. Fnord. 2)A word referring to the sound of one hand clapping in applause at the creation of the perfectly round rectangle and the perfectly cornered circle. Fnord. 3)A very dangerous and mystically powerful word that repeated 42 times in rapid enough succession is said to be able to cause the total destruction of life, the universe, and everything. (How rapidly no one knows, and I truly hope no one ever finds out). Fnord. 4)A disinformation mechanism put on the net on various sites to confuse people when searching for Illuminati or something like that. Fnord. 5)Fnords are the non-printed and unspoken words in the mass media that are there in specifically calculated positions to provoke a reaction in the reader/viewer on a subconscious level, especially in the news – making them one of the major tools of the Illuminati to manipulate an unwitting populace. Fnord. 

"Much of the world's condition can be judged by the number of the fnords in one's morning paper. There seem to have been a lot of them lately."
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A picture is worth a thousand.
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>>3957
luv me ot dogs
luv me      s
ate me luminaty
ate me stuck up twats
simple as

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