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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4037 [Open]
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what's the real truth behind any and all miracles? if logically only ONE religion can be right; how come so many saints, gurus, seers, ascetics etc, of each religion,can do them?
I think of some options:
>only one religion is right; the others DO work miracles, but demons do them- this doesn't by itself reveal which is the correct religion,so it's kinda useless
>God is a sort of indifferentism himself, he appreciates all religions and faiths, even tho he doesn't want them to be mixed or created an universal one
>it's never the saints or gods doing the miracles, but the person's own subconscious superpower, even tho the devotee doesn't know this
No.4038 
Well the simple answer is that god is a girl.
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No.4039
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>>4038
A.....
Hey!.....
Wait, That's make a lot of sense now :0
No.4040
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camel goes brooom
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No.4041
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>>4040
camel goes boom
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No.4043
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>>4041
Camel goes cool killa
No.8 [Open]
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Hail Eris!
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No.3988
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uwu

Hail Eris
No.3989 
Hail Eris!
No.3990 
Ave Discordia!
No.4005 
HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!
HAIL THE BITCH!
No.4042
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Hail Eris!
No.3193 [Open]
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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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No.3871
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🗿THESIS🗿: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_formal_garden
🍏antithesis🍎; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_garden
Synthesis – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_landscape_garden
No.4009
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_cuisine
No.4032
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_energy_levels
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>>4032
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No.4036
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>>4032
>>4033
>Degenerate energy levels
Hey! Boss!
There'exist Chaos energy levels?
No.680 [Open]
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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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No.4028 
>>4027
She's a big girl (the larger) and I would not sex with her
No.4029
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>>4027
If the PD is true, then Eris and Aneris ought to be twins.
I've assumed Aneris and Harmonia are the same (or maybe this is just MoH propaganda)
I think I found a pattern of Eris-like women and snakes. 
The snake is important because Harmonia and Cadmus are married and their myth ends with them turning into snakes. There's also undercurrents of 'trying to establish order amidst chaos' and 'attempts to enforce order inevitably backfire' in the various myths
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No.4031
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>>4029
>'attempts to enforce order inevitably backfire'
If the Joker weren't as popular, overplayed, I think they'd show up more here.
No.4034 
>>4027
Aneris pads her rump.
No.4035 
>>4029
My cabal has been performing secret research, but we're all obliged to leak some of it. Our ongoing theory is Doctor Aneris and Miss Discordia
No.4014 [Open]
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>Be me
>Chilling on Internet
>Enter random porn site
>Open a random first video
>There's appear Aleister Crowley reincarnation in a Indian porn video
>"I am perplexed"
>Eris gave me goosebumps
>*i quit that place*
https://pornzog.com/video/23983865/nagarvadhu-season-01-to-03-2024-hitprime-hindi-hot-web-series-priya-ray-poonam-pandey-and-rajsi-verm/
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No.4018
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twins
No.4019
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No.4021
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>>4019
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No.4022
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>>4014 (OP) 
>>4016
>Crowley reincarnating to be a fuck boi/man whore makes me giggle on a primal level
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the l... wait, What?
No.4023
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>>4017
>>4019
>>4021
The beast riding babalon? well... twins babalons...
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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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!shroomyssg No.3978 
>>3750 (OP) 
I just had sex with Eris...
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No.3980 
>>3978
Pics or She isn't real.
No.3981 
>>3972
>>3973
imma level with you popes, it was a joke
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No.3983 
>>3981
i am going to create a very big wooden hand of eris and crucify you on it
No.4013 
Eris being a cartoon character does not preclude sincere veneration. Though I'd be partial to a nice marble statue too.
No.3896 [Open]
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>Be me
>Enter https://sacred-texts.com/bos/index.htm
>See a lot of "Book of shadows" of Wiskyann religion
>Being funny reading Wiccan Fluffbunny things about doing cooking and chores on house with candles like a Disney Princess bacause that's healthy and all that ritual moon-mommy phases thing and wood Cenarius guy thing.
>There...
>.... appear...
>There's appear the damn Book
>"Principia Discordia"
>on "Book of shadows"
>??????????????????
>*Schizoid aneurism happen*
WE ARE NOW WICCANS!
No...
NOW ME DECLARE ALL's WICCANS POPE'S THAT'S The way!!! Fuckoffripoff abrahadacabra!!!
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No.3995 
>>3993
Totally. It was exactly the same 20 years ago when I first went there.
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>>3995
It amazes me how such relics stay alive. Someone's paying for it or maintaining it.
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>>3896 (OP) 
>>3993
>>3994
>>3995
>>3996
Hey!
I Found another one old school looking magic related site!
https://www.luckymojo.com/hoodoo.html
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No.4011
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>>4010
>Hoodoo isn't voodoo
No.4012 
>>4010
I like the cat icon. Nice cat.
It looks old school but it's up-to-date with 2025 additions.
No.3997 [Open]
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Hey!
We need new Discordian Gang Sign.
For the Kahoot-Hoodmies.
>So
This from picrel is for
>HAIL ERIS! COME HERE AND FUCK MY HANDS!
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>not just using the hand of the bitch
you just ain't doing it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur2zgMokStg
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in fact of course
**
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>>4003
>>4004
I Found second pic from a Autistic guy from 4chan.
He'say the gesture as kid gave him powers or something.
Like every wish it's going to get complete.
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>>3997 (OP) 
>>3999
HAIL ERIS!!!
No.4008 
>>4006
>Like every wish it's going to get complete.
Seems like the kind of thing that's easy to test.
No.170 [Open]
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Discordians believe everybody should live like Norton.
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No.3298 
>>3296
>>3297
Now kiss
No.3961
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It turns out every man, woman and child is their own sovereign. 

With enough practice every man, woman and child will become their own state.
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No.3962 
>>3961
My wife annexed me last week. Shit was fun, might do it again some time.
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No.3967 
>>3962
I had a wife once but They took her in the divorce
No.3991
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I'm celebrating the Sisyphii Commemoration tomorrow, for all the boulder pushers popes of the planet.
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