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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4057 [Open]
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>Check This out!
This runes teach you how to Kill Eris
So, next time you gonna have or do a
>Big headache
>Menstrual problem
>Tibetan prostate-gaze
Just Draw this Runes symbol and the bitch will die!
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No.4071
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>>4065
Dietman!
No.4078
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>>4057 (OP) 
its a bit more complicated you have to get Odin to help you do it You cant just draw the runes.

https://youtu.be/3qx7OjjyJfo?si=8gQyWX7TKy-7LS3O
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No.4079
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>>4078
Why that woman speak like she'have Asma problem breathing soft and suddenly say oDiNnN in a gutural vibe?
Damn nordic are weird, more than the Hippie New agers.
No.4080
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>>4057 (OP) 
>Runes
Some of the runes there are not traditional (mid christian-jew influence maybe) and others have the opposite effect to what they claim.
For example, The original Svefnthorn rune is supposed to make you fall asleep permanently not let you have a restful sleep, it is more like a curse than a way to sleep well.
>>4078
>Nordic witchcraft
She sound and look like a crack-lady.
I admit that she turns me on a little.
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No.4085 
>>4080
>I admit that she turns me on a little.


yup she would probably give a great blow job then steal your stuff.
No.4081 [Open]
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Since getting a deeper dive into techniques that actually change stuff irl or in "non real lives" (astral, worlds-within-worlds), I realised I can choose, and whatever I may choose I WILL get.
I managed to tick off several negative items, narrow down my list of goals, of manifestations etc...Now my present life-paths are:
>"Vanity": amassing obscene amounts of wealth, using it for fashionable clothes, kissing rich skinny girls, expensive sports like skydiving, game hunting, etc
>Mustering the extreme situation of entering a religious order ,leaving behind family and country, for truth and God (I think the real religion is either non-iskcon Krsna worship, OR, autocephalous Orthodox Christianity...)
>warrior path: police officer, doing military courses, mastering several ways of warfare (diver, mountain patrol, survival in the wilderness, paratrooping, etc)
I've been studying Neville ,Murphy, UL (he's kinda awful tho), Campbell, Monroe...
No.4082
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There is one real religion and she is Eris. How do you not know this?
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No.4083 
The secular world already has a way to forego all material wealth and status and go through years of rigorous training and torture to find Truth. It's called grad school.
No.4084 
>>4082
Because we don't force people like OP to read Principia Discordia
No.3555 [Open]
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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!
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No.3593 
>>3592
I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap
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No.3594
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>>3593
I appreciate rap the most if it is able to be appreciated as poetry, rather than mere musical appreciation.
There was a real disillusionment when I realized 9 out of 10 times, I really just preferred the work they sampled.
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No.3598 
>>3594
Yeah, the samples are always better and will turn you on to some good, and oftentimes some more obscure, old funk and soul bands.
No.4076 
>>3555 (OP) 
Even the christians (stealed) do these things!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phallic_saint
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No.4077
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>>4076
Saint Dick
No.4072 [Open]
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>Il need more Erisian Koans in my life.
So there's the thread to post your Koans and anything Tao or Buddhist food related.
No.4073 
I was once called a cabbage.
Ha! So, thought me, I shall rip myself out of the ground!
Now I'm in a pickle.
No.4075 
Bob Dobbs is watching television. 
Question: What is the true meaning of the Illuminati's influence on the media? 
Answer: "The Illuminati are merely a distraction. The real power lies in the invisible hand of the Goddess, Eris, who is laughing at us all. Even the television knows not."
No.4044 [Open]
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I bored
Pope you have something to teach me and learn here?
like:
>Meditation techniques (or source books pdf)
>Memetic-warfare
>Agitprop
>Magic rituals or how to start
>Good sleep tips or how to sleep
>How to cook a good Kielbasa
>Psychonautics
>Thousand yoga postures to fuck with Eris
>How to make girls fun (of you)
That's it.
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No.4046
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>>4044 (OP) 
WTF...
>Robert Anton Wilson in Prometheus Rising (page 222)

This computer will do that job for you; but be prepared for
some shocks which might be disagreeable at first.
This super-brain can also perform exegesis on ideas that seem
obscure, paradoxical or enigmatic to us. For instance, early
experiments with this computer can very profitably turn on
asking it to explain some of the propositions in this book which
may seem inexplicable or perversely wrong-headed to you, such
as "We are all greater artists than we realize" or "What the
Thinker thinks, the Prover proves" or "mind and its contents are
functionally identical."
This computer is much more powerful and scientifically
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>>4044 (OP) 
Have some obscure spells and theories,        
                                      uwu




A spell for the uncomfortable
For Forty day and Forty nights greet the rising Sun:

	I bless Ra, the fierce Sun burning bright
	I bless Isis-Luna in the night
	I bless the air, the Horus-Hawk
	I bless the earth on which I walk
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No.4048 
>>4047
>spelis
lol
No.4069
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>>4044 (OP) 
Check this out
>Sufi heart chakra meditation by RAW
I like it bacause it have some Metta/Maitri buddhist practique maybe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cHEcgPswycY
Give me more techniques popes.
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No.4070 
>>4069
>Give me more techniques popes.
It's no more official than the others, but breathsiding is my kind of style.
No.4050 [Open]
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I Followed the damn book self-initiation
Now i put a wonder name in any MMO
Now the entire generation going to ask WHY?
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No.4052 
>>4050 (OP) 
Immanentize the Malaclypse!
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No.4053
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>>4051
>>4052
Still leveling up!
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No.4054 
>>4053
Every day, the Malaclypse grows stronger and nearer...
No.4055
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>>4053
That's not a Dwemer
Keep doing the Chim.
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No.4056
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>>4053
>>4055
Outstanding.
No.3193 [Open]
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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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No.4009
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_cuisine
No.4032
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_energy_levels
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No.4033
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>>4032
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No.4036
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>>4032
>>4033
>Degenerate energy levels
Hey! Boss!
There'exist Chaos energy levels?
No.4049
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem
No.4037 [Open]
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what's the real truth behind any and all miracles? if logically only ONE religion can be right; how come so many saints, gurus, seers, ascetics etc, of each religion,can do them?
I think of some options:
>only one religion is right; the others DO work miracles, but demons do them- this doesn't by itself reveal which is the correct religion,so it's kinda useless
>God is a sort of indifferentism himself, he appreciates all religions and faiths, even tho he doesn't want them to be mixed or created an universal one
>it's never the saints or gods doing the miracles, but the person's own subconscious superpower, even tho the devotee doesn't know this
No.4038 
Well the simple answer is that god is a girl.
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No.4039
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>>4038
A.....
Hey!.....
Wait, That's make a lot of sense now :0
No.4040
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camel goes brooom
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>>4040
camel goes boom
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No.4043
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>>4041
Camel goes cool killa
No.8 [Open]
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Hail Eris!
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No.3988
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uwu

Hail Eris
No.3989 
Hail Eris!
No.3990 
Ave Discordia!
No.4005 
HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!
HAIL THE BITCH!
No.4042
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Hail Eris!
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