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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Let share our Discordian Erisian music tastes
This's the Discordian Erisian music appeal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM&list=RDlZbfNtDCHdM&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
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>>4518
>Vangelis
Zeus that's you?
>>4498 (OP) 
This's probably Hades after first encounter with Eris and Pan lol
FatDog (like many experimental Br*tish music groups) is crypto-Discordian.

"MUSIC TO GROW YOUR HAIRLINE BACK TO"

https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/running
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don't know if this has anything to do with anything but this is a thing
Illuminatus! introduced this song to me: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=5

Song by a random cabal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbIP5ie4fDM&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=2

This one I swear is about Eris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrCufwOzkY&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=72

Here be a good strange one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F7ZSpYOdM&list=RDw7F7ZSpYOdM&start_radio=1
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guess that means its too much for you. without sisyphus, you probably wont have a memory anymore. take it easy, guess you never solved it, case by case, only by summary.
you are nothing more than the rich corporate bastard you so hate too. or maybe, youare just, sitting it out. making faces. or whatever. not much meaning here. looks like you forgot too...nah, you are just, lost in it. so very fukin clear.
as for the heart thing, its metaphorical. guess you nevr, held into reality of, any fukin case. 2000. quite a big leep down after 7. shhh, dont talk anymore. the 50$ missile is more of your level.
or the 5000 one. is about the same. its. the same. actually. no wonder, you just cant help, but, pretentiously, act tangled. or whatever sheesh.  as you can see now, i really dont have it. or... whatever you rrally mean. guess deafmutes are real. limps. metaphysically. it blows and kill, even god itself. have a good one, you picked right the first time. now you are going to, come clear, and actually, make no fuckin sense, as usual. or is it, i dunno. repulsive psychos. enjoy. its necessary. you cant even unplay from it. human bombs. or so on.or, screaming to your content. yeah. what am i again. suffer now. you have never dones so. out of mercy. out of merit. its ok, i never remembered. guess i wont. for your, sake.
>we wont lose this argument!
talk to the walls. that way, you will look patient. all by yourself
god runs from the courtroom. feeding my fears. what a wuss. not a structure of the moment. none given. whatevr. clearly it burns here. now it cant stop screaming, like the devil itself. or when it does, it just, kicks the rocks again.
what a proper thing, for the runabout. and now, it becomes adam. or the snake. or eve. so on. hiding behind childrens. and then, become sisyphus.
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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
Apparently it tends to manifest in the left hand.
>mfw i masturbate mostly with my left hand
oh eris no
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Signs_of_AI_writing
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>>4328
I declare False Dimitri V
a new absolute and canonical Pope of The Erisian church and Poee & Co. With DMCA and Copyright responsabilities of free will and love under wilt and shall be all the law, love under wilt.
MU.
>Also
I now claim state, geographical, public, and governmental authority and supreme control over the kingdoms and states of Prussia, Russia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Yugoslavia, the ultra-French Xino-Franco Islands and the Xino-Tibetan-Filipino Kingdom in exile.
I also demand the codes for all the nuclear missiles and the key to the ice cream and tiramisu vending machine, I don't want to pay anymore.
I also demand the installation of a superior aesthetic in my domains, consisting of female in clowns armor and men in knight's armor. The king is dead, long live the king!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_fetishism#Other_animals
>Possible boot fetishism has been reported in two different primates from the same zoo. Whenever a boot was placed near the first, a common chimpanzee born in captivity, he would invariably stare at it, touch it, become erect, rub his penis against the boot, masturbate, and then consume his ejaculate. The second, a guinea baboon, would become erect while rubbing and smelling the boot, but not masturbate or touch it with his penis.

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Happy Maybe Day!!!
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>>4619 (OP) 
I also celebrate the Perhaps Time.
Truly a sacred day. 

I did not know what day I woke up on for 5 hours until I finally checked my phone. Today is in fact my day off. Hail Eris.
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>>4621
HAIL!
Enjoy the day, Pope

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What do people here think of Blue Eisenhower November?
https://youtu.be/p-DEpiQMhZ8
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>>4425
wow thats huge.
>>4425
There in my country is all the same...
maybe its the tao of politics.
>>4407 (OP) 
Been there, done that. Does anyone have the passcode for Earth-Prime?
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If elected to POTUS I solemnly swear to forbid hot dog buns, death, and as well force food commercials to display nutritional facts about products they advertise on TV and the internet.Hats will be made optional, even my own special Pharaoh hat. What's more, I plan to make the Washington monument even longer. Further more, I shall erect a shrine to our glorious emperor of the USA Norton. And more so, I will replace 1/8 of congress with peacocks. 1/5 of the senate will be replaced by emus. I'm sure we can all agree that my policies are sound and infallible. Vernon Supreme ain't got shit on me!

Of course my discordianism must be hid from the states (but possibly shared with Europe) lest the world shall end.
I mentioned this to a friend a couple of days back: Eisenhower would've made a great babushka.

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Thede guys of Laveyan satanism look so fuging edgy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHL3Fy-EmI&pp=ygUYVW5pdmVyc2l0eSBvZiBtYWdpY2sgVVNB0gcJCQYKAYcqIYzv
How is the Discordian Aesthetic? Like a clow? I sure not very greyface. I dont own much hippie clothes. Maybe like Miley Cyrus or how i need to dress? Just tell me.
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>>4258
>This girl start to talk about philosophy of life out of nowhere in this video.
>https://es.pornhub.com
Was half expecting Sasha Grey
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>>4613
I want to start a comedy porn genre. Either I solve everyone's sexual repression and/or porn addiction with laughter. or I become a very profitable woody collector with funny ass porn.

The problem is I lack funding, equipment and sexy actors
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>>4614
There's exist horrorporn, you know, these porn with womans and man around mud and cosplay of hobos or ghost demon womans etc around terror fetish.
>Also
There's exist porn sites like that around comedy like Efukt, these porn videos actually make me go full nuts and laugh and i just stop the idea to fap bacause the laugh even banish the need to fap sometimes lol
look
https://efukt.com/
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>>4615
>Efukt
>adult humor for adults
>Eris learned how to stop nsfw religious pornography of she and now start to make more laughs
Well that's interesting.
>>4615
>site not accessible to my area
my drive to make comedic porn is only enflaming

>idea 1: presidential blowjobs through history. actors dress like potus and secretaries and have fun in oval office set.

>idea 2: inspired by Green Porno and furries: I suspect mix of these and a dialogue of memes might make a laugh or cringe boners to death

>idea 3: LSD porno film

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I got tired of this, back in time i used chans and forums like WizardForum to learn or read around Magic, i started to use Discords for more direct contact but i got mutted 2 days in one Thelemic server just bacause
>stream of consciousness walls of text in chat and Eris LARP
I just shared what book i was reading and some info to follow me if they can give suggestions and one damn greyface guy just mutted me for two damn days. i not gonna Appeal and register my account in Dyno to this bullshit.
I need to go to the damn Kusenet again? the hall of eris are more tolerant than this (yep i write a lot sometimes but i try to give my sources even if are just my pineal gland or a specific quote in a book)

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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>>3963
>>4544
i dont speak arabic.
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>>4580
Then learn, you miserable pile of insecurity.
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>>4544
I am sorry desert anon. I do not wish to fuck a goat

I'd rather eat a chilidog
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>>4608
>secret arabic
YOU DONT FOOL ME!

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>>4575
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