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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Wait a second...
>That's not raw
>This'sn not Playboy
>This'st not POEE
>That's the Principia?
>Is that a cumchalice?
>Why are there so many women?
>What're those little girls doing here?
>Where's Bald the beast 666 Crowholy?
>Why there nude people and child in this propaganda manifest?
>Why my ass hurt?
>Why feel the fnord so bad?

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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>>2846
That's pretty much it we also like pixelplanet…

https://files.catbox.moe/9bafum.mp4
>>2846
>Make me an eris soyak 
TSMT do it teens
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>>680
Chaos must, of course, flow IMpurely
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from leftypol /draw/
thats where out culture must have gone, AND WE MUST BRING IT BACK!
>>777
Induced entropy.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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>>3380
Click languages are so cool
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So, this town set itself on fire for the next *checks watch* 250 years.
5 people still live there.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire
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>>3457
It's amazing how most disasters, things like this and Chernobyl and Bhupal and Nova Scotia, all required so many safeguards and policies to go wrong. Eris always prevails.
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This was interesting, but can't be posted on /comfy/ for obvious reasons:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_of_the_Dead_Men
>>3415
I'm concerned, what are they holding under the dort

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One of these women is an avatar of our goddess Eris
>Which one is she?
Sure, you can say that each of them is at the same time... maybe? Maybe not? Maybe sometimes?
In order:
>Marilyn Monroe
>Debbie Harry
>Dolly Parton
>Sexypattycake
I used to fap so much to Pattycake lol

I'd say she's NOT an avatar of our goddess Eris because she caused me nothing but unbridled joy, but Eris is a bitch.
I gotta say, none. Art thou confusing Eris for her victim Aphrodite?

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So, uh, what do they actually do?
I hear they get illuminaughty

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Is there significant, valuable, magick or Hero's Journey merit in the O9A's insight role system and the general "Internal adept"\ temple master  tasks of fitness tests, adventures like bike-packing the continent, etc? 
How can I take up an Insight Role -and live it fully for 6 months-3 years- without actually becoming evil? I think that, ironically, the MOST evil thing is to be a lukewarm normie zoomer lefty; so true evil would be listening to rap and pop music, smoking 🗿weed🗿, not openly cliticizing the use of condoms , hatting the rich etc But that's being a normogroid average middle-class western world loser so it's anti-ethical to the Insight Role.
What do you think? Should I join my federal police force? take up an extreme sport like Kali Tudo\ Dog Brothers? go to public university for social worker career and studying course, and only hang out and join the most militant and virulent organizations there?
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>>3595 (OP) 
There is literally no merit in O9A insight roles. It's Star Wars sith live-action roleplay, deriving from Operation Gladio. The only reason I support them is that it wastes the time of edgelords who think O9A is not an obvious trap.
But since you're already in a fed operation, if you decide you must choose one, join a police force. Police are the ones who hunt down you and people like you, the ones employed to enforce and preserve the evil status quo of the owning class, so it's clearly most 🗿>ethical🗿 to infiltrate and learn how to sabotage them. Police are infamously different and gang-like internally, and the barrier to entry is low as they face recruitment issues. Lame lefties organizations are basically the same internally as they are externally, there's almost no insight to be had there since Weathermen went out of fashion. You will learn nothing more in six months than what you can read in the Communist Manifesto and other pamphlets in a few days day (important information for chaos creation, but not rare information whatsoever). But police, especially fed police, gives you power. Not as a member, but more importantly, as a traitor to them. Even simple transgressions like whistleblowing make them go insane, and for good reason - they're the protectors of the status quo, the 🗿
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>>3595 (OP) 
>O9A insight roles
fnord this greyface jargon 
but how confounding might a star game captcha be? lol
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>>3600
I DO have a photo of a star game board+pieces, as well as other "rare" TOB\O9A photos from old archieves.
I can dump there, if theres interest.
>>3597
>09A derives from old churchgoverment fed shit
Fuck, now that make a lot of sense!!! Why im so blind?!!??!! Fuck fnords!!!

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Zen is when you stop yelling at people and start laughing at them.
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>>3521
Zen is when you shit or puke in da box and start gazing the sun on meths bacause you're a LSD Monke.
that's wisdom and what's coming is better
>Picrel its poyo.
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>>3541
That ain't zen, that's Kirby cosplay!
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Nah nah, see, to me, zen has to be like, Gas Gas Gas in one ear, and U-Lock Justice in the other.
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>>3567
Smash a car today!
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>>3568
Smash a car any day! Fuch the Oceanian Times.

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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!
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>>3590
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>>3591
It's actually impressive how successfully the mainstream of rap was gentrified into rich people bragging about how rich they are.
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>>3592
I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap
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>>3593
I appreciate rap the most if it is able to be appreciated as poetry, rather than mere musical appreciation.
There was a real disillusionment when I realized 9 out of 10 times, I really just preferred the work they sampled.
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>>3594
Yeah, the samples are always better and will turn you on to some good, and oftentimes some more obscure, old funk and soul bands.

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