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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4119 [Open]
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>hello, may I direct your sacrifice?
<yeah hi this one's for Eris.
>alright we'll let Eros know you sent it. good luck with your sex life.
<no no it's for Eris. Our goddess.
>noted, if Iris is pleased then you should receive a reply after the next rainfall. thank you for calling.
<no, this is for Eris. Eris. You know, Trojan War?
>ooh, Ares. I'm not sure he'll like this sacrifice but it's your call. My advice: fortify. Goodbye!
>*click*
<not Ares dammit no
<hello?
Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
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No.4135 
Many sacrifices have ended up elsewhere, and it's probably for the best.
No.4139
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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
I don't know, I've never spoken to a Greek person on the phone, but if they follow the same logic in an evocation ritual, they must be the same.
I'm still confused as to whether Kratos called Eris or Ares. If not Eris, why does he have a weapons called of chaos and his mom is called Callisto?
I even wonder if Ares would accept the sacrifice of your life; Eris would probably have a more entertaining plan than that.
Damn fucked up Trojan Wars.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyhOVtZ1zs&pp=ygUPR29kIG9mIHdhciBlcmlz
>Min 1:08
No.4140
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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
In the PGM, the Greeks and Egyptians can't decide on the party to summon and end up inviting a Jewish god, an Egyptian god, a Greek god, a Canaanite god, a Persian god, a Jewish prophet, a lettuce seller, and a Peruvian god.
Yes, a Peruvian god.
Don't ask what the point of this.
They believed that invoking other foreign deities gave them more power, unlike our Aryan Nazi friends who do not even know that they invoke Indo-European Indo-Aryan deities.
>Also
And that's not even mentioning that there's an invocation of a headless guy, but it turns out it was an exorcism to remove the spirits of colds and the flu.
Medicine back in time'K'used to be more fucked up; the Egyptians would even put a crocodile helmet on you to cure hiccups.
>Also of Also
Jews were more schizophrenic, having many purifications and killing animals inherited from parents to children, and with thousands of overspecific conditions that seem like a fucked up creepypasta recipe on how to call and talk to angels.
No.4403
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u rang?
No.4401 [Open]
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far away, in the motherland of Muzzi, was a man called Harkus. Harkus was someone who would eat pizza, LONG pizza fat pizza. the pain is his head is gone. For now. oh oh oh my dear Xenium, my dearest Holy Man make me cry, till i fucking die, Corrupted People, their all around us. We Shall Escape.


-Sallvim
No.4402
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Only the fattest pizza.
No.4378 [Open]
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All Hail Eris! More to Come...
-Hagberd Celine
No.4379 
Waiting for Hagberd
No.4393 
I have returned.
-Hagberd Celine
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No.4395 
>>4393
What took you so long?
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No.4396 
>>4395
Probably mud.
No.4400 
still waiting
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.3982 
>>3979
Only if it's fake news articles and fake evidence, like those old clickbait spam ads

source: head timgle!
No.3985 
>>3274 (OP)  
why is she doing that slightly parted lips thing like she's some big shot thot like shes the only one in the scene the only one in the world the only one that matters KILL ALL W*M*N you're gay for posting this
No.4397
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i want undress pic
No.4398 
undress
No.4399
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Too bad.
No.4391 [Open]
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discord about eris https://discord.gg/saavT8qH
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No.4392 
>>4391 (OP) 
>discord.gov
ew
No.4394 
>discord
heresy!
No.4292 [Open]
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Alright, Pope, you bloody clown. I'm calling you out. Here, I've added a picture as tribute.

Tell me about the philosophical, religious and cultural world of clownery. What do they know that we haven't yet synthesized from the other schools of thought?

Should one include political icons like Lord Bloody Wog Rolo, Vermine SUPREME and Emperor Norton I, PoM (pbuh) in the clown tradition, or are they a separate entity? Are political satirists interrelated?
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No.4360 
>>4354
fun size clown with a party size bag
No.4362
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I want more girl clowns and less clown girls.

(Circus girls are not the same, but demonstrates the difference.)
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>>4362
circus girls are the attractive super-athletic freaks that the most discerning of gooners desire
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>>4340
>>4362
>>4369
If she can make me laugh and happy, she win me.
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>>4373
No.4383 [Open]
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Why did I have to pass a test to prove that I'm Discordian enough to post here?  Whose idea was it to implement this?  Are you TRYING to kill the site?
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No.4385 
>>4383 (OP) 
Testing out an antispam method, and I've evidently made it too strict.
>Why did I have to pass a test
Because almost all of the CP spam comes from browsers with their language options set to Russian, so I made that a test criteria. Turns out your browser says it accepts over 20 languages, including Russian! So I need to make it check for the primary language.

(Those who failed that test still have a way through, it just does more thorough checking for known-bad browsers.)
## dude No.4386 
this site fucking SUCKS!
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## terrible No.4387
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>>4386
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## dude No.4388 
>>4387
Huge improvement. Why would you put a whole computer on your desk when it could be in the bin? The bin's nice and warm, and nobody needs to look at a server's screen anyway.
There might even be interesting papers in the bin. Discarded Discordian documents perhaps.
Every server should be in the bin.
Replies: >>4389
No.4389
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>>4388
A Bin for Every Server
*wild sweaty applause*
No.4375 [Open]
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I ask here because you guys are "in the know"--How deep does the rabbit hole of influences TO and FROM Scientology go, specially into "secular" psychology as a profession?
I ask because I'm considering going to psychology uni. I already highly distrust both psychiatry and freudianism, but can't put my finger on the WHY. How far does the "ebin counter-culture"\Thelema and Magick\sub-fringe movements, rabbit hole go?
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No.4376
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>>4375 (OP) 
Before writing Dianetics, L. Ron Hubbard was deeply involved with Jack Parsons, the renowned NASA rocket scientist and head of the Agape Lodge of the Ordo Templi Orientis (OTO) in Pasadena, Ca. Parsons was an apprentice of Aleister Crowley, the founder of Thelema.

Hubbard and Parsons engaged in 'The Babalon Working,' a series of rituals intending to manifest a Thelemic deity in human form. Many of the concepts later found in Scientology—such as the idea of the "Thetan" (the immortal spiritual self) and the use of intense mental processing to clear past-life "engrams" kinda mirror Crowley’s techniques for 'shattering' the ego and achieving spiritual liberation.

Hubbard is the most recent human to have seen and exchanged pleasantries with J.R. "Bob" Dobbs on a Californian beach not too far off from Capitola. If the reports are true, Hubbard inquired of the heavenly man, "How do I earn an endless stream of cash?" To which "Bob" Dobbs answered, "You start a religion."

Just some interesting synchronicities about Hubbard's odd connections in life.

This distrust likely stems from the realization that both psychiatry and Freudianism often operate as closed systems of moral judgment disguised as an objective science. Furthermore, the profession of psychology has historically been used as a tool for "medicalization"—turning personality traits or normal human suffering into "disorders" that require professional (and often pharmaceutical) intervention. I myself hate Freud, and have a distaste for the psychology of the day.

One critic of modern psychiatry, Michel Foucault, argues that the profession is not a pure science but a system of "moral tactics" used to control undesirable behavior.

Other things that itch my brain: Former CIA Director Allen Dulles entitled his book 'The Craft of Intelligence', a term also used by Freemasonry and Witchcraft to describe their practices.
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>>4375 (OP) 
>>4376
>HGA, switch personality, alters etc
The old niche of mk ultra and shattering mind and making alters and etc are in a way a form of conspiracy theories based in old satanic panic and pyops with some logic but its ignore the real dissosiative multiple personality disorder, if you look The HGA doesnt look so different to a Tulpa or a Imaginary friend but the HGA sound more religious in a way.
>Also
I remember a old scientific essay and study on the topic of people with imaginary friends and all the people with these get hight rate levels in suggestionability for Hypnosis and in imagination.
So maybe HGA, Tulpa, Imaginary friends and the idea of alter personality can make a sense without conspiracy theories.
Tulpamancy forums never talk about the occult related in western, higher genius or HGA or Thetans but the idea sound similar to me. They even say that switch personality, just imagine if this is like a God-form or a personality switch.
No.4380
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>>4375 (OP) 
Been a while and that wasn't my specific field of study, but I didn't encounter much love for Freudian theories in uni as far as psychology was concerned. Maybe in the humanities, literary criticism, continental philosophy, critical theory driftwork, that sort of thing.
>L. Ron Hubbard
>Scientology
Who goes to war against America's IRS and wins? Difficult to believe that organization didn't have some deep state political cover.
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No.4381 
>>4380
>Who goes to war against America's IRS and wins? Difficult to believe that organization didn't have some deep state political cover.
Funny you should mention that, this is one of the few things I do know about Scientology:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Snow_White
<Operation Snow White was a criminal conspiracy by the Church of Scientology during the 1970s to purge unfavorable records about Scientology and its founder, L. Ron Hubbard. This project included a series of infiltrations into and thefts from 136 government agencies, foreign embassies and consulates, as well as private organizations critical of Scientology, carried out by Church members in more than 30 countries. It was one of the largest infiltrations of the United States government in history, with up to 5,000 covert agents.
No.4382 
>>4380
>scouting
retard question; but does it mean like boy scouts? or like 🗿modelling🗿 scouting?
No.4363 [Open]
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da chaos of nigger smash beckons da erisinians to join in da spectacle of dab owl! pls feel free to take dis invite in hand and join on speee for sum silly hooliganery
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No.4367
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>>4366
checked
No.4368
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>lineshift
nah, i'll pass
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No.4370 
>>4368
AND THEY'VE MADE THE PASS
No.4371
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Soytroon dot shitty.

Go back there, faggot.
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No.4372 
>>4371
>newfags doesn't know about sportschan
OP is garbage but that's not the reason why.
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