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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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How should we treat those who are not Popes?

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>>3658
No mortal is capable of such feats. Heresy! Nonsense! Podge without Hodge!
>>3658
TAXES? Impossible.
Put them in a room with popes and see who wins.
>>3656
Declaring oneself to not be a Pope is exercising one's Papal Authority, and Papal Infallibility means one is absolutely correct that one is a non-Pope.
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>>3702
>superpoping
Stay away from /cat/.
We tried this years ago and it was a cafastrophe.

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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!
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Stefan Molyneux more like Stefan Moly-doesn't-understand-why-his-iphone-exists-but-is-really-mad-that-you're-not-actively-making-it-eux
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>>3399
Whos that?
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>You are stupid!
I think, therefore I am not.
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Why did they make his butt illegal?

Are they scared?
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>>3700
It's not the butt. That's the caucus belly.
Their 🗿crime🗿 was increasing blood flow to the head. Surely you understand the risk this poses.

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I could swear that Kratos gave his life to Eris before.
Now it turns out to be Ares... Fnord or i have shity memory.
But he got some cool chaos weapons at least.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyhOVtZ1zs&pp=ygUPR29kIG9mIHdhciBlcmlz
>What gave you the goddess?
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>>3696 (OP) 
"Enyo, the personification of strife and discord, was also known as Eris, and was the daughter of Ares. She delighted in bloody battlefields, and was known as the Sacker of Cities, and appeared in Troy when the city fell to the Greeks. In some myths, Enyo produced the Golden Apple that began the Trojan War."

"Yet these charged forth -- they could not choose but so, for Strife and deadly Enyo in their midst stalked, like the fell Erinyes to behold, breathing destruction from their lips like flame."

-- Quintus, The Fall of Troy

"In the centre was Phobos (Fear) worked in adamant, unspeakable, staring backwards with eyes that glowed with fire. His mouth was full of teeth in a white row, fearful and daunting, and upon his grim brow hovered frightful Eris (Strife) who arrays the throng of men ..."

-- Hesiod, Shield of Heracles

>Yes, I got it from the wiki descriptions of AoE: Mythology
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Cronus trolling his son
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>>3696 (OP) 
>Eris trolling Kratos
The mother of Kratos is named Callisto (The most beatiful)
Its the same as Kallisti? (To the prettiest one)

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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apparently we do

not sure if we can sell it yet
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>>3690
I would buy that
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>>3690
idk what chat that is
anyway only real popes remember the astronaut
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>>3693
>real popes
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rolling fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a tall mysterious stranger

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HAPPY DISCOFLUX
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>>444
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Good nights, Pope.

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Post websites which might please the Bitch.

(repost) >>571
(repost) >>529
https://spacehijackers.org/html/games.html
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>>3514
https://erischan.org/
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>>3517
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If you use Hydrus, turn on the API and enable 'normie-friendly welcome page'.
http://localhost:45870/

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Hey! Hi!
>Every time you see 23 you post here, Pope.
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>Picrel this Argentina F1 Formula 1 Driver, first in 23 years from Argentina.
/5/ thread here >>>/5/11437

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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'Unpersoned'? Hah, you are like a little baby. Watch this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_recorded
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>>3675
>Judge, why hast this man's death been recorded thrice? Surely one can only die once!
<There have been three criminals with the same name identical, your Majesty. The peasants have not the wit to remember nor to create so many different names.
>Ah, of course. Carry on.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_slurs
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Here's a fairly mundane account of Lockheed bribing Japanese politicians to secure a contract.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_bribery_scandals#Japan

Business as usual really, but it lends some context to the stranger incident that followed...

Japanese porn actor, Maeno Mitsuyasu, so enraged by this dishonor decided to kamikaze the home of one of the men involved in an attempt to assassinate him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsuyasu_Maeno#Lockheed_scandal
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>>3682
Details aside, I must appreciate the irony of using a plane attack to refute the Lockheed scandal.

>Hegel remarks somewhere that all great world-historic facts and personages appear, so to speak, twice. He forgot to add: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2002_Tampa_Cessna_172_crash

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Is it true that there are -and they prey on "pro suicide" websites, etc- cults devoted to culling the human population, or promoting promortalism ,efilism, and anti-natalism? Cults that disseminate materials on infanticide (abortion) , peaceful pill, anti-life "ethical solutions" etc? I didn't read about this anywhere, I just had a kind of telepathic info about it.
Possibly - my ESP message told me- they're extreme animalists\ vegan fanatics who also do irl sabotage against farmers and genuinely hate humans. all or most of them got vasectomies or even castration and use their own money to pass out condoms\ gofundmes for vasectomies, or female contraception devices etc..they don't LIKE sex ,kinda hate it- but their main goal is to stop "breeding"
A smaller sub-set of them is anti-life\ Efilist so those also use their savings to fund mass stay-animal castration or even euthanasia campaigns
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My ESP message told me you are a sexy red-haired woman with a freckly butt.
There is the VHEMT but they're far from doing most of the things you mentioned. More an idealist environmental movement than a suicide cult.

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