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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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I tried to mix all three, but then she got bored and fucked off.
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Wow, Flux sure has some weird training data.

Use https://replicate.com/blog/flux-is-fast-and-open-source to generate some low-res stuff for free in basically real-time. It seems to think Discordianism is some generic death cult.
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>>3722
Chaotik very fuckable.
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Now all your pictures can be this sexy.

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After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
>Also
Here is an old version of the Principia in Spanish traslated.
I found this version in archive web.
There are new translated editions with more coloring sheets to color with crayons but they cost money and I never found them on the internet except to buy them.
Good Luck.
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>After what happened in archive web I start to feel bad about the situation or future situations.
We relearn the lesson of years past - spread everything, backup everything yourself. Not even the Internet Archive is immune! (especially not them as publishers are suing them)
Thanks for the PDF. Take a copy of the zine, if you haven't already.
https://kalli.st/magazine/
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First the Wayback Machine goes down, then we go down, WHO COULD BE NEXT

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In our Ascension model, we recognize and work with 15 waves of the Spectrum of Frequency that correlate directly with the Universal Rays, dimensions of time, and how our individual energy centers (also referred to as Chakra systems), are connected to those dimensions of time that exist in the multidimensional Universe. The first nine layers of the Spectrum of Frequency, can also be called Kundalini currents, which include the levels of the lower particle currents that make up the physical matter worlds. Above the nine dimensions are the anti-particle dimensions, which are the Blueprint forms of liquid Plasma light or hydroplasmic currents. The amount of energy stored in the personal Kundalini current, is the capacity of the genetic code to hold the higher Consciousness energy. The Soul and spiritual energies that cannot integrate into the DNA to be activated, will be stored in the Kundalini center that is located in the base of the spine.
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When we say we're a cult, we don't mean we're idiots.

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Are Eris and Discordia different?
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>>3420
That maybe makes sense to me, I hate nascar seven.
>>3419
>>3419
Roman around at the speed of sound, I heard

>>3420
a she-granny's nippled hair could be interesting if sped up inappropriatelish
perhaps the invention of the modern rubber tire might have bounced her ire
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Newly Discovered Roman News Report Found and Translated: 
The Fiery Wrath of Discordia
By: Gaius Flavius, Senior Correspondent of Acta Diurna 

In a shocking turn of events that has left the citizens of Rome in a state of disbelief and chaos, the Goddess Discordia has reportedly set ablaze the grand Colosseum during the much-anticipated chariot races. Witnesses claim that the goddess, known for her penchant for stirring trouble among mortals and deities alike, descended upon the arena with an air of disdain, declaring the races, “More tiresome than watching hair grow on granny tits.”
The incident occurred at midday when thousands had gathered to witness the thrilling spectacle of charioteers racing for glory. As the sun blazed overhead, so too did Discordia’s wrath. With a flick of her wrist, she reportedly summoned flames that engulfed not only the chariots but also sent spectators into a frenzy as they scrambled to escape the inferno.
“I was just here to enjoy the races,” lamented Marcus Tullius, a local merchant who had placed his bets on his favorite racer. “But then there she was! I thought it was part of the show until I felt the heat on my face!”
Authorities were quick to respond to this unprecedented act of divine vandalism. The Praetorian Guard rushed to contain both the fire and any potential panic among attendees. However, despite their best efforts, capturing Discordia proved impossible; she vanished into thin air amidst laughter that echoed through the cha
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>>3713
What a jerk! Was she just mad her favourite race was not winning?
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>>3714
*racer
And if that's the case, are we planning to rig the chariots next time?

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So what's the deal with the Dobbs' dweebs? Are they our rivals or are they alright?
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>Are they our rivals or are they alright?
Yes, and usually.
It's a subgenii hitjob.
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>>2737
confirmed, those fucks wil pay.
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>>2737
>it's a s'hitjob
OH HELL NAW
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They are our complement, as we are theirs. One means very little without the other.

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Would it be time for new discordian books/magazines in the current year? 

The PD forums had some run of inter-mittens as some fanzine in the early 2000s about philosophy and discordianism. I'd like to see more erisian works pop out on the internet that would be as interesting as the Principia with more Internet related culture and values reflected inside but I wonder if there is a demand for such a thing.
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>>3349
Pg. 00020 (4×5) is cute.
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>>3351
I used my divine krita skillz to bring it into existance(came to Erisian porn beforehand too).
Somebody with an account please update the wiki: https://wiki.erischan.org/index.php/Erisianism_in_media#ERISIAN_.282020.29
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>>3709
You have an account. check the homepage

Your fortune: Uncertain. Keep doing things
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>>3710
It says "If you want to help out", but the problem is: I don't!

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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>>3690
I would buy that
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>>3690
idk what chat that is
anyway only real popes remember the astronaut
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>>3693
>real popes
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rolling fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a tall mysterious stranger
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>>680 (OP) 
>Erischan has no culture
That's culture jamming, pope.
Good job pal.

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How should we treat those who are not Popes?

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>>3658
No mortal is capable of such feats. Heresy! Nonsense! Podge without Hodge!
>>3658
TAXES? Impossible.
Put them in a room with popes and see who wins.
>>3656
Declaring oneself to not be a Pope is exercising one's Papal Authority, and Papal Infallibility means one is absolutely correct that one is a non-Pope.
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>>3702
>superpoping
Stay away from /cat/.
We tried this years ago and it was a cafastrophe.

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The thread you all been waiting for is finally here! Brace yourself for the Great ERISTIC DEBATE THREAD!

Get to a position! Dig in! Refuse to acknowledge being completely wrong!

My position:

You are stupid!
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Stefan Molyneux more like Stefan Moly-doesn't-understand-why-his-iphone-exists-but-is-really-mad-that-you're-not-actively-making-it-eux
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>>3399
Whos that?
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>You are stupid!
I think, therefore I am not.
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Why did they make his butt illegal?

Are they scared?
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>>3700
It's not the butt. That's the caucus belly.
Their 🗿crime🗿 was increasing blood flow to the head. Surely you understand the risk this poses.

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