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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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rolling fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a tall mysterious stranger
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>>680 (OP) 
>Erischan has no culture
That's culture jamming, pope.
Good job pal.
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>You see, dear Pope, so much of what’s doled out as Discordianism merely amounts to saying I suck, you suck, the world sucks, and who gives a damn — which is, er, ah, somehow insufficient. Don’t ask me why; I’m just a Pope, really. But any Pope could tell that, to put it in terms of Us vs. Illuminati, saying the above is exactly what The Illuminati would want you to do, because it amounts to capitulation.
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is meme collecting a culture?
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>>4020
Only if they are cultured memes. Tell me, do I like your meme collection?
speaking of collecting images, the creator of Hydrus network has hidden a few references to Discordianism in their documentation

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>Be me
>Chilling on Internet
>Enter random porn site
>Open a random first video
>There's appear Aleister Crowley reincarnation in a Indian porn video
>"I am perplexed"
>Eris gave me goosebumps
>*i quit that place*
https://pornzog.com/video/23983865/nagarvadhu-season-01-to-03-2024-hitprime-hindi-hot-web-series-priya-ray-poonam-pandey-and-rajsi-verm/
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>>4019
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>>4014 (OP) 
>>4016
>Crowley reincarnating to be a fuck boi/man whore makes me giggle on a primal level
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the l... wait, What?
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>>4017
>>4019
>>4021
The beast riding babalon? well... twins babalons...

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You don't worship Eris enough.
Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? 
Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
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>>3750 (OP) 
I just had sex with Eris...
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>>3978
Pics or She isn't real.
>>3972
>>3973
imma level with you popes, it was a joke
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>>3981
i am going to create a very big wooden hand of eris and crucify you on it
Eris being a cartoon character does not preclude sincere veneration. Though I'd be partial to a nice marble statue too.

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>Be me
>Enter https://sacred-texts.com/bos/index.htm
>See a lot of "Book of shadows" of Wiskyann religion
>Being funny reading Wiccan Fluffbunny things about doing cooking and chores on house with candles like a Disney Princess bacause that's healthy and all that ritual moon-mommy phases thing and wood Cenarius guy thing.
>There...
>.... appear...
>There's appear the damn Book
>"Principia Discordia"
>on "Book of shadows"
>??????????????????
>*Schizoid aneurism happen*
WE ARE NOW WICCANS!
No...
NOW ME DECLARE ALL's WICCANS POPE'S THAT'S The way!!! Fuckoffripoff abrahadacabra!!!
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>>3993
Totally. It was exactly the same 20 years ago when I first went there.
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>>3995
It amazes me how such relics stay alive. Someone's paying for it or maintaining it.
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>>3896 (OP) 
>>3993
>>3994
>>3995
>>3996
Hey!
I Found another one old school looking magic related site!
https://www.luckymojo.com/hoodoo.html
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>>4010
>Hoodoo isn't voodoo
>>4010
I like the cat icon. Nice cat.
It looks old school but it's up-to-date with 2025 additions.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomical_snuffbox
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_diseases
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🗿THESIS🗿: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_formal_garden
🍏antithesis🍎; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_garden
Synthesishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_landscape_garden
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_cuisine

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Hey!
We need new Discordian Gang Sign.
For the Kahoot-Hoodmies.
>So
This from picrel is for
>HAIL ERIS! COME HERE AND FUCK MY HANDS!
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>not just using the hand of the bitch
you just ain't doing it right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur2zgMokStg
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in fact of course
**
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>>4003
>>4004
I Found second pic from a Autistic guy from 4chan.
He'say the gesture as kid gave him powers or something.
Like every wish it's going to get complete.
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>>3997 (OP) 
>>3999
HAIL ERIS!!!
>>4006
>Like every wish it's going to get complete.
Seems like the kind of thing that's easy to test.

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Hail Eris!
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Hail Eris!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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uwu

Hail Eris
Hail Eris!
Ave Discordia!
HAIL ERIS!
HAIL DISCORDIA!
HAIL THE BITCH!

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Discordians believe everybody should live like Norton.
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>>3296
>>3297
Now kiss
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It turns out every man, woman and child is their own sovereign. 

With enough practice every man, woman and child will become their own state.
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>>3961
My wife annexed me last week. Shit was fun, might do it again some time.
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>>3962
I had a wife once but They took her in the divorce
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I'm celebrating the Sisyphii Commemoration tomorrow, for all the boulder pushers popes of the planet.

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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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>>3971
I think those are 8 erises, one is holding a knife behind their back (as is tradition).
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>>3976
I'm polytheistic, but like, all of them are Eris.
would Eris approve of AI slop?
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>>3979
Only if it's fake news articles and fake evidence, like those old clickbait spam ads

source: head timgle!
>>3274 (OP)  
why is she doing that slightly parted lips thing like she's some big shot thot like shes the only one in the scene the only one in the world the only one that matters KILL ALL W*M*N you're gay for posting this

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