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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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to what extent is discordianism related to anarchism?
and thereby also more generally, related to leftism?
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Political anarchists by and large operate well within the bounds of political reality. A political anarchist might wish for society to be structured in a different way, and they might have some very noble goals, but they are still ultimately grayfaced because they believe something along the lines of "if only everyone would listen...!"

I would say Discordianism is religious anarchy, or perhaps as my venerable colleague Caesar October VIII calls it, hyperarchy. The Goddess reveals different things to us in order to confuse us and cause discord in our ranks, and this is precisely why we worship her. It would be difficult for a politics-brained person to appreciate these gifts.
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>>4326
is discordianism a faux cult?
I would think discordianism transcends political thought altogether. We aren't crowning discordian monarchs, or engaging in holy wars, or trying convert our fellow humans, or making theocracies, for example; albeit our more successful temples often are disguised as, or otherwise congregated in, congresses, parliaments, courts, bars, burlesque houses, other churches, rundown buildings etc. Nor do I think we have roots of anarchists free from responsibility (even if our founders were hippies and beatnics), but rather our roots grow from the chaotic fires of liberty and personal growth. Better to be one out of the many, than just another in the multitude.
If we had one political 'position' surely it would be a long the lines of disobedience is man's original virtue. That the Faustian Individual is much greater than any static state, or ideology, or philosophic creed, or conditions, circumstances, or consequences. Being a change in the world rather than a hoping that the world might change on its own.
I think we are a religious rebellion of the living against the dead: their legacy, inaction, their laws, ignorance, and their lack of wisdom, lazy.
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>>4329
The dead have done more than the living ever did.
I fucking hate anarchists. Give me a theocracy.
>>4323

You will not find ANY self-proclaimed "anarchists" who don't zealously support dictatorships and authoritarianism.

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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_recorded
I didn't know...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr
>In Greek mythology, a satyr [...] is a male nature spirit with ears and a tail resembling those of a horse, as well as a permanent, exaggerated erection.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothers_against_decapentaplegic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
Apparently it tends to manifest in the left hand.
>mfw i masturbate mostly with my left hand
oh eris no
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry

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Could the afterlife and reincarnation both be true at the same time?
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Could a reincarnation not be an afterlife?
Probably? I don't really see why not.

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You know what you have to do.
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>>4310 (OP) 
>During a break, an employee may engage another in polite discussion of why his faith is correct and why the non-adherent should re-think is religious beliefs''
Sound Erisian to me...
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>>4310 (OP) 
>>4312
OH FUCK OH DAMN OH MY GODDESS THIS IS GREAT AND AWESOME
NOW WE CAN PROLETARIANIZE-PROSELYTE A LOT!!!!!
WE CAN EVEN USE SOCRATIC DIALOGUE AND THOUSANDS OF COGNITIVE BIASES AND ERRORS TO CONVERT OUR FELLOW HUMANS JUST BY ERISTIC-SCHALATON AND CHAOTIK STUPIDITY!!!
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>>4313
but how do we prophet from this
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>>4314
Open up a window repair and cleaning business next door.
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I don't know what I have to do.

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seems like the domain expired. Very sad to see discordian infrastructure fail.

Sarah, if you're still around, either renew the domain or send me the login so I can take it over. Please take this funni image as a tribute.
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>>4237
>Just two more until it's pentanimous!
>>4253
almost there, bumping for ofishal pentanimousness
would be rude to tally twice so here have this cat instead
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I'm launching a beta™ for our new mail system.

https://mail.fnord.systems


But we may need at least one new IP for each domain. 

I'll update you once I bring another domain to the system ;)
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All done!

I need an A record at mail.erischan.org pointing to 195.26.247.31

So I can generate the other needed DNS records.

(and a way to contact admindude to hand his account and for furter communication lol)
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BUMP!
>>4288
>not even five kalli.st users
so sad

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Alright, Pope, you bloody clown. I'm calling you out. Here, I've added a picture as tribute.

Tell me about the philosophical, religious and cultural world of clownery. What do they know that we haven't yet synthesized from the other schools of thought?

Should one include political icons like Lord Bloody Wog Rolo, Vermine SUPREME and Emperor Norton I, PoM (pbuh) in the clown tradition, or are they a separate entity? Are political satirists interrelated?
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>>4292 (OP) 
>Norton
I'm not so sure that he was clowning around.
>>4292 (OP) 
>Norton
I'm not so sure that he was so serious around.
Anyway
The best politician that existed in earth.
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Clowns come in many shapes and colors. Example Jerry Lewis

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Welcome to Erischan.  How Discordian are ya?
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I'm a Pope.

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The Sacred Chao represents Khaos, the primordial cosmogonical existence.
Khaos consists of Order and Disorder both
Strife/Discord is the contention, flux and imbalance of Khaos.
Eris as Khaos's granddaughter is also its primary caretaker.
Khaos-Nyx's Lineage is the only one that does not come to naturally birth mere material beings and can be considered the true divine lineage of the gods.
The Logos of the abrahamites is one of the countless Logoi of Eris's brood. Closely akin to their siblings - The Pseudea - they excel at spreading falsehoods.
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Eris is not the sister of Ares, and thus not the offspring of Zeus.
The people analyzing the Iliad simply had no reading comprehension and didn't understand that "sister and companion" can be meant in a non-literal fashion in the context of war.
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an Eridian Year is approximately 557 Earth years.
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>>4282
WE MUST CHAAAAAANGE THE CALENDAR.
I have been meditating on this for awhile now. I find it fascinating for it makes me giggle. I am no good at math (thankfully a much friend helped me), but this my attempt to prove right what you have said:


The mathematical representation of Khaos could be conceived as a system where order and disorder are not mutually exclusive but rather exist in a dynamic, non-linear relationship. Let “K” represent Khaos, “O” represent Order, and “D” represent Disorder. We can express their interrelationship as:

K=O⊕D

Here “⊕” denotes a non-commutative, non-associative operation that signifies their co-existence and mutual influence, rather than a simple sum. This operation would reflect the inherent "contention, flux and imbalance" that defines Khaos.

Furthermore, Eris's role as the "caretaker" of Khaos could be represented as a continuous function that maintains the dynamic equilibrium. Let “E(t)” be the influence of Eris over time or “t”. Then the state of Khaos at any given time could be seen as being constantly modulated by Eris:

dK/dt=f(K,E(t))

Here “f” is a function that ensures the perpetual flux and prevents the system from settling into a static state of either pure order or pure disorder. With this mathematical representation, while abstract, we attempt to capture the interesting nature of the Discordian cosmology, where the interplay of seemingly opposing forces is the fundamental reality.
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>>4289
thanks anon you're a treasure

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Did any of you get into ceremonial magic or magick?
This year I read tons of e-books and essays on the subject and only learned about meditation techniques that have certain effects on the body and mind and maybe behaviour (and one two thousand of boring dogmas of how (maybe) the universe work or what you need you believe to make thing works)
>Also
Although I have a very scientific background to just "Belief", I also ended up learning about clinical hypnosis and achieved some fun effects like the ideomotor reflex or proggresive relaxation.
And no, I didn't manage to invoke or evoke anything, although ending up with the delusion of a tulpa and singing like an elf from Lord of the Rings with a hippie new ager vibe were fun experiences.

Other than that, I just ended up reading about ideologies, dogmas, superstitions, ancient beliefs of metapsychs, and magical thinking.

I've practically come to the (maybe) conclusion that it's all a psychodrama and mind games with special techniques, although I share the ideas of the original chaos magic. Sometimes i was just
>“For Eris, this shit of reciting barbaric languages and words in Hebrew and greek that i dont fucking know is boring as hell, i dont see anything in my mind eye.” "I tired of this bullshit i gonna make DIY LBRP call-in wathever i want"

>"Why i need to do a pathwork into a kabbalah tree to gain some energy sphere power?" "FUCK THIS shit i gonna watch porn"

>"I rlly need to do all of that boring dance and visualizations and sing to banish this damn place?" "*open the windows, play metal, hardbass, happycore, trance music, do a Expecto patronum or kamehameha simulation and hit a wall with laugh and cry to banish the place*"

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>>4248
One day I was feeling very bad, very bad and sad. I don't have to explain my personal situation, only that it was something I couldn't control.

I ended up performing the Gnostic ritual bla bla in the bathtub and I relaxed from all negative energy. That was the first time I had ever done it and even bad but it worked.

But that's too much work for the common guy who want less dogmas... and more katmas...

>LBROB or Lesser Banishment Ritual of the 23 Trigams out of my Butt or Pure home riot ritual
>Open the windows
>find some pots and pans and spatulas
>turn on some loud very energetic music like metal, techno, or happycore Europop or whatever you like.
>Start banging on the pots and pans with the spatulas or whatever you have
>start shouting and waving your arms around.
>start breathing fast like the breath of fire
>turn on enraged
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>>4249
>Ceremony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9JUjHFZhDk&list=RDe9JUjHFZhDk&start_radio=1
Get some friend and do this >>4249 ritual with the pots, pans and spatulas in any way you want.

Now you know the reason behind the secret orders and such; they just want to preserve the old rites and traditions
(Or they probably want to hide how ridiculous they look to the public.)
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>>4250
>Free Excommunication
Now that you know the final secret of the Illuminati, you are excommunicated.
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>>4251
>Now that you know the final secret of the Illuminati, you are excommunicated.
Use the force, mook.

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