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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.3848 [Open]
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We can make loliteism?
Or maybe its bad idea bacause we gonna make a crank magnet of glowies, feminist and pedophiles? It can be worst than terrorist you know
>Alternatives
>Moeteism with some Mao Zedong ideology maybe
>Nekoteism
>GlowieBaitTeism
We still can hunt pederastafaries you know.
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No.3850
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>>3849
Well
We can make open-source religion.
Just post the pdf or manifiest and the glowies will do the job(?)

Alt.options
>Church of the invisible blue cowboy
There's the invisible pink unicorn but where the invisible blue cowboy?
No.3879 
What a great post.
No.3888
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Anarchic loliteism is the answer.
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No.3891
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>>3888
>Uouhh... Cunn... POYO!
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No.3892
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>>3891
c'est moi | The children know the way
No.3882 [Open]
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Let's end the Story
>what d' hell Eris do after Trojan Wars?
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No.3883
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>>3882 (OP) 
>Eris, Tired after God-Trolling on Trojans wars left Greek world and go'in to Roman Empire to Chill selling sugar fruits to mundane romans mans and girls.
And what happed later... i dont know.
No.3884
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>>3882 (OP) 
>Tired of Godtrolling with the "Apple chaos granade magick technique" Eris escaped from Olympians to Africa and there she'met a South African Monkey
>after a lot of gangstalking with other monkeys and complex talks on the topic of "Sex with primates" and "How much Chicken is much Chicken" the Monkey won on the topic of the Debate.
>Eris on reward to Monky gave him the ultimate secret "Catma" turning the Monkey into "John Supreme Catma Titor"
>Eris gave him a Time machine on a Quest Voyage in time to 60-80' California Hippie Beatnik time for no-know purposes
And what happened later who fuck knows.
Maybe the Monkey started a Maois Revolution or a Luddite Monk-Ey resistance group.
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No.3885 
>>3884
>Titor!
What's Titor! been up to these days?
No.3886 
At some point in the midst of a LSD trip Eris led me to a strange land. I found myself a chronicler to a rather strange tale I never expected to hear. 

I don't care if SEGA agrees or approves. It's my religious revelation whether they like it or not.


 
Hear of how a Speedster met the Divine, 
How the Emerald Hills and Strife intertwine. 
Sonic the Hedgehog, with his azure sheen;
Raced on through the valleys, swift and serene.
But one fateful day, as he sped with glee,
A Time Ripple brought forth a Mystery.
From shadows of Chaos, with halo bright,
Eris emerged in a whirl of Pure Light. 
The Goddess of Discord, stood proud and tall,
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No.3511 [Open]
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Post websites which might please the Bitch.

(repost) >>571
(repost) >>529
https://spacehijackers.org/html/games.html
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No.3569
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https://breadthread.duckdns.org/#tv2
No.3688
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If you use Hydrus, turn on the API and enable 'normie-friendly welcome page'.
http://localhost:45870/
No.3855
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https://specificsuggestions.com/

Do not take the Bobbian path of denial. It is a false god which will lead to the Illuminatus stealing your slack at gunpoint. Without us, they would be dead already.

Instead, dare to be stupid. And be smart about it too, if you want it to last.
No.3880
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navigating post truth era interweaves and came across this beauty
worldgreynews.com
No.3881
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https://chaosbuddha.org/knucklehead.html

my favorite hobby is finding Discordian websites. This is one of my favorites. Even the old archives sometimes still work. Hail Eris
No.3829 [Open]
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What was the life of a Galli "eunuch priest" actually like? I know some accounts say they were gay prostitutes; others say this is slander. I know they didn't work\labor (based), but were itinerant, wandering mendicants ie; beggars (mooching off wagies is based). They flagellated themselves into frenzies in public orgies of bloodshed (this is good; very Metal), and they violated almost all norms of roman manliness social conduct (Punk rockers of ancient world)
what was the daily-life of a Galli of Attis and Cybele, actually like?
No.3830
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>walks into town square
>discards masculinity
>whip each other into blooded mess
>ask for money
>'join our religion, here's our address'
>leave
13/15, I'd consider.
No.3875 
looking for testimonies from eunuchs
Replies: >>3877 >>3878
No.3876 
The Feudal Chinese lasted centuries (gloriously outlasting all other feudalisms)and they had their emperors often advised by eunuchs. In recent dynasties, only eunuchs and not men were allowed within the forbidden palace. They were said to be greedy, back stabbing and pampered. But this is most likely rumor.
No.3877 
>>3875
Generally satisfied, but they wouldn't accept refunds. 8/10
No.3878
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>>3875
Will you settle for pseudo-castrati like Άρης Χριστοφέλλης
No.3872 [Open]
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I'm going to sign up for a couple of trade-skill\art projects courses (sublimation (the trade job, not psychology), impressions (paper, plastic) and other printable graphic-design skills..Even, maybe if I make friends; serigraphy and graffiti.
How can I mix these, as well as paid leaflet-spreading, for an interesting, engaging ARG?
Should I create fake WBM captures of Angelfire sites? ( I can claim it was taken down ,further than the "was removed" level, from WYB if someone asks? I will answer as an alleged anon, tho)
How can I turn an AI chat into a Gematria machine?
No.3874
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>ToB
Imagine joining a cult who can't even spell properly. hahaha
No.3193 [Open]
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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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No.3835 
>>3834
Wa State is secretly two states in a trenchcoat.
No.3857
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatomical_snuffbox
No.3869
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wrong_anthem_incidents
No.3870
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_diseases
No.3871
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🗿THESIS🗿: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_formal_garden
🍏antithesis🍎; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_garden
Synthesis – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_landscape_garden
No.3868 [Open]
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Why are you all so worried about Bavarians for? Our whole history is benign and harmless. I just don't get it.
No.3838 [Open]
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
The Truth Mission - Are You Going to San Fierro?
Script:
The Truth
>D'you know how many government satellites are watching any citizen at any moment?
CJ
<No

The Truth
>Twenty three.
>Do you know how many religious relics are kept at The Pentagon?
CJ
<No, I don't.
The Truth
>Twenty three.
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No.3841
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>>3839
There a deleted mission that maybe have more relation with 23
The Area 52 in-game universe is Area 69
23+23=46
One mission is deleted
23+23+23=69
https://gta-myths.fandom.com/wiki/Cryptic_Trash_Can

Maybe some reference to Epsilom Program https://gta-myths.fandom.com/f/p/3221268664942877594
>>3840
Ye, Eris reference and relation with Epsilon (aka scientology) give vibes uh
No.3842
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>>3838 (OP) 
Mike Toreno:
>“Same old broken record, Carl. But that’s fine… because your brother’s getting a new cell mate tonight - Horse Cock Harry.”
Is'fnord that Horse Cock Harry a reference of Harry Coin from the illuminatus book?
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No.3858 
>>3842
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No.3867
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>>3842
>Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?

>Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.

>CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
9

>Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
9 (9+9=18)

>Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
6 (9+9+6(1 extra dip)=25)

>Big Smoke:I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
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No.3860 [Open]
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>cabbage prices are out of control
What did Eris mean by that??
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No.3861
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Just too many cabbages. They're everywhere these days. Not enough moths, beans or nuggets. W'ew going to see a revival of sorts, Erisian Memories.

At least, in Japan.
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>>3860 (OP) 
Noooo!!!! My Cabbages!!!
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No.3863
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>>3860 (OP) 
>>3861
>>3862
NOTHING
EVER
NEVER
HAPPENS
in Ba Sing Se.
No.3864
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>>3860 (OP) 
Im not gonna lie to you
I actually read it like
>Why Cabbage Princess are out of control in japan
Lol
No.3866 
The world staple... crumbling in our hands
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