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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.4072 [Open]
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>Il need more Erisian Koans in my life.
So there's the thread to post your Koans and anything Tao or Buddhist food related.
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No.4075 
Bob Dobbs is watching television. 
Question: What is the true meaning of the Illuminati's influence on the media? 
Answer: "The Illuminati are merely a distraction. The real power lies in the invisible hand of the Goddess, Eris, who is laughing at us all. Even the television knows not."
No.4112 
>>4072 (OP) 
>Is this hippie a Discordian or a Daoist?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ01yvL7QIY&pp=ygUZTmV1cm8gcmVzZWFyY2ggdHVscGFtYW5jeQ%3D%3D
No.4441
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>>4072 (OP) 
Plucking from the grill to which his buddies gather, the Holy J. R. "Bob" Dobbs ate the jalapeno popper and says, "I do not know. If you wish to know where the good taste comes from; even the God of Heaven does not Know."
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No.4443 
>>4441

One last thing I forgot. A mantra. It is sung like Hari Krishna:

"Laughing Jesus, Laughing Jesus.
Jesus Jesus
Laughing Laughing.
Laughing Buddha, Laughing Buddha.
Buddha Buddha,
Laughing Laughing."
X ad infinitum
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>>4073
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Found some old images
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Found some old images
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No.3673 
Found an old thread.
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No.4437 [Open]
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What did you do for Erisian Easter?
No.4438
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Are you telling me Eris died?
THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? WHAT
No.4439 
I induced a three day coma.

It has come to my attention that this is not traditional anymore. And I'm disappointed to read that.
No.4440 
I made the sun rise and met a goddess who was not Eris
No.219 [Open]
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Would it be time for new discordian books/magazines in the current year? 

The PD forums had some run of inter-mittens as some fanzine in the early 2000s about philosophy and discordianism. I'd like to see more erisian works pop out on the internet that would be as interesting as the Principia with more Internet related culture and values reflected inside but I wonder if there is a demand for such a thing.
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No.3352 
>>3351
I used my divine krita skillz to bring it into existance(came to Erisian porn beforehand too).
No.3709 
Somebody with an account please update the wiki: https://wiki.erischan.org/index.php/Erisianism_in_media#ERISIAN_.282020.29
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No.3710 
>>3709
You have an account. check the homepage

Your fortune: Uncertain. Keep doing things
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No.3711 
>>3710
It says "If you want to help out", but the problem is: I don't!
No.4436
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=j-TK_oWSg0g

SPOILER : S P O I L E R : 𝓏𝒾𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝒸𝓇𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.4397
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i want undress pic
No.4398 
undress
No.4399
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Too bad.
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No.4434 
>>4399
we don't need Rome telling us what to do!
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No.4435 
>>4434
What have the Romans ever done for us anyway?
No.4407 [Open]
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What do people here think of Blue Eisenhower November?
https://youtu.be/p-DEpiQMhZ8
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No.4425 
>>4424
about as much as the economic difference between voting left or right
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No.4426 
>>4425
wow thats huge.
No.4427 
>>4425
There in my country is all the same...
maybe its the tao of politics.
No.4428 
>>4407 (OP) 
Been there, done that. Does anyone have the passcode for Earth-Prime?
No.4433
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If elected to POTUS I solemnly swear to forbid hot dog buns, death, and as well force food commercials to display nutritional facts about products they advertise on TV and the internet.Hats will be made optional, even my own special Pharaoh hat. What's more, I plan to make the Washington monument even longer. Further more, I shall erect a shrine to our glorious emperor of the USA Norton. And more so, I will replace 1/8 of congress with peacocks. 1/5 of the senate will be replaced by emus. I'm sure we can all agree that my policies are sound and infallible. Vernon Supreme ain't got shit on me!

Of course my discordianism must be hid from the states (but possibly shared with Europe) lest the world shall end.
No.4430 [Open]
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A message from the most beautiful.
No.4431
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Meanwhile, not far away...
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No.4432 
>>4431
stek
No.4413 [Open]
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has anyone here tried it? from the books "parallel universes of self" and other reality-creation books of his..Basically a non-s* tok shifting method based on self-consciously LARPing your goal life\identity irl.
he even had to recall one shift because it was getting way out of hand, lol
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No.4414 
is that like becoming trans gender?
No.4415
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>>4413 (OP) 
>Larping until you believe it
in short it the assuption of god-form like the Golden Dawn members loved to larp with egyptian clothes... lol
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No.4416 
>>4413 (OP) 
Shifting its just a new term for old techniques and practices used in magick
>>4415
and other niche clubs like christian science-new thought or hypnosis.
>In short
Just believe it
No.4423
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>>4413 (OP) 
>Identity shift
Uncle Bob RAW have this in Prometheus Rising you need to act it and believe you have the desired trait or belief actually now in the moment like its already true.
he called it in someway
>The "As If" Re-imprinting Method
But RAW emphasized this as psychological conditioning, not magical manifestation.
You're playing with Reality Tunnels, change the filter, change the experience.
No.4429 
Dodson. Dodson! We got Dodson here!
No.4404 [Open]
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Behold, a Pope.
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No.4406 
>>4404 (OP) 
>a featherless tortoise
A miserable little pile of entropy!
No.4411 
FESTINA LENTE!
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No.4419
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Behold, a Popee.
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No.4420 
>>4419
wet hat
No.4421 
>>4411
LENTIL FESTIVAL!
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