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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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Hey!
We need new Discordian Gang Sign.
For the Kahoot-Hoodmies.
>So
This from picrel is for
>HAIL ERIS! COME HERE AND FUCK MY HANDS!
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>>3997 (OP) 
>>3999
HAIL ERIS!!!
>>4006
>Like every wish it's going to get complete.
Seems like the kind of thing that's easy to test.
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>>3997 (OP) 
I tried to talk to O.T.O and A∴A∴  members about the topic of Illuminati hand sign but they startes to talk about some rambling about will, IAO, Harp-poo-crates and buttsex so in the end i achievied K&C, HGA and Ipsissimus, Silence etc and more shit... and nothing, there's no Illuminati hand signs here but some are sexually appealing. later a Subgenius gave me this book picrel and that its.
Yes, that's all. There's no more, thats was easy.
does anyone like bananas?
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>>4642
necrobump over on >>>/5/

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When you really think about it, the Principia Discordia is an archive of early shitposting before the Internet. When I used to accompany my dad to work, I'd find humorous doodle people  of work memes relating to popular culture people would share around through old Xerox machines. 

tl;dr The Principia Discordia is proto shitposting

Also, what OS are you using mainly these days, anon? 
I went from using Linux Mint to using Bodhi Linux. It's incredibly lightweight for an OS running at about 300MB of RAM idle.
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I want to visit here.

Sometimes I pull out the MX Linux USB. it's nice.

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(neetemdom): I am wanting to write a sort of Liber Null\COTS\neo-thelema inspired pdf booklet about how (and why) to live without labor trough "soft scams" and non-harmful fraudulence.
Faking disability, mooching off, socialmaxxing to coachsurf, as well as advanced prediction of geopolitics, AI banking, climate refugee crisises, etc will be included.
I can wait for Liber Eight
Liber NEET & Labour Not

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Come back here you little shit I know you still love chaos.

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ESOCHANNERISM: ESOTERIC CHAN CULTURE!
Based on Discordianism, Pizzagate, Cult of Kek, and QAnon: Esochannealogy, an esoteric science of chan culture!

- Articles:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2026/02/channer-esotericism-for-academics.html?m=1

- Pastes:
Token [AI Optimized]: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Btp2ltWTNnAO1r-txzOjS66mDed1Pnjq

- General Paste: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XrJj772czH4OPLsUZjLDwZlh6vszzcOo

- Esochanners:
Saint Obamas Momjeans
Q Clearance Patriot
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>>4575
Can you write about Esoteric Chan Culture? I loved your magazine.
Bump.
Based!

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Let share our Discordian Erisian music tastes
This's the Discordian Erisian music appeal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM&list=RDlZbfNtDCHdM&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
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FatDog (like many experimental Br*tish music groups) is crypto-Discordian.

"MUSIC TO GROW YOUR HAIRLINE BACK TO"

https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/running
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don't know if this has anything to do with anything but this is a thing
Illuminatus! introduced this song to me: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=5

Song by a random cabal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbIP5ie4fDM&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=2

This one I swear is about Eris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrCufwOzkY&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=72

Here be a good strange one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F7ZSpYOdM&list=RDw7F7ZSpYOdM&start_radio=1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UPDb6ha5CM&list=RD7UPDb6ha5CM&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRtVFIsYPLI&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ozPuATFedc&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U7KqtPjWDg&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=53

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT73PzikjG4&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAwCjRuNWb6r26hgxT_iJnvZ&index=108

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guess that means its too much for you. without sisyphus, you probably wont have a memory anymore. take it easy, guess you never solved it, case by case, only by summary.
you are nothing more than the rich corporate bastard you so hate too. or maybe, youare just, sitting it out. making faces. or whatever. not much meaning here. looks like you forgot too...nah, you are just, lost in it. so very fukin clear.
as for the heart thing, its metaphorical. guess you nevr, held into reality of, any fukin case. 2000. quite a big leep down after 7. shhh, dont talk anymore. the 50$ missile is more of your level.
or the 5000 one. is about the same. its. the same. actually. no wonder, you just cant help, but, pretentiously, act tangled. or whatever sheesh.  as you can see now, i really dont have it. or... whatever you rrally mean. guess deafmutes are real. limps. metaphysically. it blows and kill, even god itself. have a good one, you picked right the first time. now you are going to, come clear, and actually, make no fuckin sense, as usual. or is it, i dunno. repulsive psychos. enjoy. its necessary. you cant even unplay from it. human bombs. or so on.or, screaming to your content. yeah. what am i again. suffer now. you have never dones so. out of mercy. out of merit. its ok, i never remembered. guess i wont. for your, sake.
>we wont lose this argument!
talk to the walls. that way, you will look patient. all by yourself
god runs from the courtroom. feeding my fears. what a wuss. not a structure of the moment. none given. whatevr. clearly it burns here. now it cant stop screaming, like the devil itself. or when it does, it just, kicks the rocks again.
what a proper thing, for the runabout. and now, it becomes adam. or the snake. or eve. so on. hiding behind childrens. and then, become sisyphus.
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I stole this thread type from our unexpected friends at /comfy/ - post interesting Wikipedia articles in the spirit of /eris/

Strictly no soapboxing, we have /gov/ for that. Keep it interesting, but agreeable.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome
Apparently it tends to manifest in the left hand.
>mfw i masturbate mostly with my left hand
oh eris no
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_Dmitry
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Signs_of_AI_writing
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>>4328
I declare False Dimitri V
a new absolute and canonical Pope of The Erisian church and Poee & Co. With DMCA and Copyright responsabilities of free will and love under wilt and shall be all the law, love under wilt.
MU.
>Also
I now claim state, geographical, public, and governmental authority and supreme control over the kingdoms and states of Prussia, Russia, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Yugoslavia, the ultra-French Xino-Franco Islands and the Xino-Tibetan-Filipino Kingdom in exile.
I also demand the codes for all the nuclear missiles and the key to the ice cream and tiramisu vending machine, I don't want to pay anymore.
I also demand the installation of a superior aesthetic in my domains, consisting of female in clowns armor and men in knight's armor. The king is dead, long live the king!
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>Possible boot fetishism has been reported in two different primates from the same zoo. Whenever a boot was placed near the first, a common chimpanzee born in captivity, he would invariably stare at it, touch it, become erect, rub his penis against the boot, masturbate, and then consume his ejaculate. The second, a guinea baboon, would become erect while rubbing and smelling the boot, but not masturbate or touch it with his penis.

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Happy Maybe Day!!!
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>>4619 (OP) 
I also celebrate the Perhaps Time.
Truly a sacred day. 

I did not know what day I woke up on for 5 hours until I finally checked my phone. Today is in fact my day off. Hail Eris.
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>>4621
HAIL!
Enjoy the day, Pope

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