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## yes No.2 [Open]
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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.
No.3274 [Open]
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post AI-generated Eris or Eris-related AI generations
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No.4578 
>>3963
No.4580 
>>4544
i dont speak arabic.
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No.4581 
>>4580
Then learn, you miserable pile of insecurity.
No.4608
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>>4544
I am sorry desert anon. I do not wish to fuck a goat

I'd rather eat a chilidog
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No.4610
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>>4608
>secret arabic
YOU DONT FOOL ME!
No.4565 [Open]
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ESOCHANNERISM: ESOTERIC CHAN CULTURE!
Based on Discordianism, Pizzagate, Cult of Kek, and QAnon: Esochannealogy, an esoteric science of chan culture!

- Articles:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2026/02/channer-esotericism-for-academics.html?m=1

- Pastes:
Token [AI Optimized]: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Btp2ltWTNnAO1r-txzOjS66mDed1Pnjq

- General Paste: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1XrJj772czH4OPLsUZjLDwZlh6vszzcOo

- Esochanners:
Saint Obamas Momjeans
Q Clearance Patriot
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No.4605 
>>4575
Can you write about Esoteric Chan Culture? I loved your magazine.
No.4609 
Bump.
No.680 [Open]
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You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!
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No.4576
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What has Culture ever done but make me predictable?
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No.4577 
>>4576
top kot kek
No.4604
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CULTURE
HUH!
(good Goddess, y'all!)
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
No.4606 
See it: >>4565
No.4607
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What's with culture exactly?
No.3872 [Open]
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I'm going to sign up for a couple of trade-skill\art projects courses (sublimation (the trade job, not psychology), impressions (paper, plastic) and other printable graphic-design skills..Even, maybe if I make friends; serigraphy and graffiti.
How can I mix these, as well as paid leaflet-spreading, for an interesting, engaging ARG?
Should I create fake WBM captures of Angelfire sites? ( I can claim it was taken down ,further than the "was removed" level, from WYB if someone asks? I will answer as an alleged anon, tho)
How can I turn an AI chat into a Gematria machine?
No.3874
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>ToB
Imagine joining a cult who can't even spell properly. hahaha
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No.4553 
I need a job emergency
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No.4582
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>>3874
>>4553
No.4561 [Open]
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Do you think anyone has attempted this before? Replicating the alleged MKultra techniques of Dr Cameron ie; psychic driving,with the Maha-Mantra (hare krishna, hare rama, etc)as the affirmation?
Eg; going in darkness retreat, taking melatonin to sleep all day, listening\babbling half-asleep\daydreaming the maha mantra 20 hours a day, for weeks or 2 ,3 months.
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I award you no points.
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No.4563 
>>4562
hmph! I didn't ask for any.
No.4564 
>>4561 (OP) 
I like this version of Hare Krishna https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJxiAAmi1Co&t=1079s

I also like falling asleep to an audiobook of Finnegan's Wake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HgCjtd2iPU&list=PLftB2gYwhiFHpnAAaH-S3--j3oywenNk0
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No.4568 
>>4564
something... something... falling awake
No.4551 [Open]
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I can see into the future. Ask me anything. (I do not see things after the 3 Days of Darkness, because at that time I will be far away from humanity living alone in the mountains.)
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No.4556 
>>4555
Trick question - you won't.
No.4557 
Who will win the 2027 US dictatorial election?
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No.4558 
>>4557
No-one, ultimately.
No.4559 
Will I ever get that robot hand?
No.4560 
>>4551 (OP) 
May you find peace in those mountains

blessed be we children of Eris
No.4523 [Open]
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what's the erisian view on Entropy?
The fact that the world and physics have an entropy bias seem to make the sacred chao irrelevant - do we reject the concept of entropy, or do we accept eristic forces are stronger?
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No.4539 
>>4538
>physics and magic are completely interchangeable.
Nearly but no. There's more to magic than mere physics - physics are simply the sandbox that magic plays within.
In fact, I'd closer characterize magick with chaos - they are the physics that one struggles to understand. When one learns the tools of the trickster, their entertaining card trick immediately ceases to be magic.
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>>4541

>niggerhell
No.4543
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>>4539
I think the trick only ceases to be magic when we mistake understanding for completion. A card trick might be useless, but real tricksters always know when best to apply it.

>There's more to magic than mere physics - physics are simply the sandbox that magic plays within. 
>In fact, I'd closer characterize magick with chaos
Physics contains; magic operates; chaos spreads thereby. I cannot see the hierarchy, but I find little to disagree with.
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No.4545 
>>4543
what does magic operate?
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No.4546 
>>4545
Mind?
No.4498 [Open]
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Let share our Discordian Erisian music tastes
This's the Discordian Erisian music appeal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbfNtDCHdM&list=RDlZbfNtDCHdM&start_radio=1&pp=oAcB
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No.4518
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>>4517
What's this genre or style?
>Also
>>4498 (OP) 
Vangelis its Greek Erisian music ya know right?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XB8EAWKXHsw
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No.4519 
>>4518
>Vangelis
Zeus that's you?
>>4498 (OP) 
This's probably Hades after first encounter with Eris and Pan lol
No.4522 
FatDog (like many experimental Br*tish music groups) is crypto-Discordian.

"MUSIC TO GROW YOUR HAIRLINE BACK TO"

https://fatdogfatdogfatdog.bandcamp.com/track/running
No.4529
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don't know if this has anything to do with anything but this is a thing
No.4530 
Illuminatus! introduced this song to me: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LetN_usw-w8&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=5

Song by a random cabal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbIP5ie4fDM&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=2

This one I swear is about Eris:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrCufwOzkY&list=PL2OEXn4WBnAxn62S7W8n85nAVA52Z7Gc5&index=72

Here be a good strange one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7F7ZSpYOdM&list=RDw7F7ZSpYOdM&start_radio=1
No.4482 [Open]
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Fnord are everywhere.
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No.4520
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>>4491
>NO GF 70
reads like the title of an eromanga about some dude with a fnord for GILFs
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No.4521 
fnord deez nuts
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No.4524
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>>4482 (OP) 
infnordtion prevents me from being able to affnord things I want
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No.4526 
>>4521
>>4524
Observe: me, nutless.
No.4527 
>>4520
NO GILF 7000
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