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This board is for discussion about Eris. It's important to note that while this board is named "Discordianism", discussion is encouraged to include all sorts of interpretations of the Goddess and not just the ones mentioned in the Principia.

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seems like the domain expired. Very sad to see discordian infrastructure fail.

Sarah, if you're still around, either renew the domain or send me the login so I can take it over. Please take this funni image as a tribute.
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>>4263
because I felt like it.
The DNS suddenly got fucked up again?

; <<>> DiG 9.20.13 <<>> @9.9.9.9 kalli.st ANY
; (1 server found)
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;; Got answer:
;; ->>HEADER<<- opcode: QUERY, status: NOERROR, id: 723
;; flags: qr rd ra; QUERY: 1, ANSWER: 4, AUTHORITY: 0, ADDITIONAL: 1

;; OPT PSEUDOSECTION:
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;; QUESTION SECTION:
;kalli.st.			IN	ANY

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I think what may have happened is that you tried to move to a new nameserver but didn't include an NS record? So parking.st is doing all your nameservering now and they don't seem to have PTR or DKIMS records.
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>>4286
I think that was the case

I reset everything and NS entries are back

We are starting to get positive in the DNS resolution
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>>4237
>Just two more until it's pentanimous!
>>4253
almost there, bumping for ofishal pentanimousness
would be rude to tally twice so here have this cat instead

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Did any of you get into ceremonial magic or magick?
This year I read tons of e-books and essays on the subject and only learned about meditation techniques that have certain effects on the body and mind and maybe behaviour (and one two thousand of boring dogmas of how (maybe) the universe work or what you need you believe to make thing works)
>Also
Although I have a very scientific background to just "Belief", I also ended up learning about clinical hypnosis and achieved some fun effects like the ideomotor reflex or proggresive relaxation.
And no, I didn't manage to invoke or evoke anything, although ending up with the delusion of a tulpa and singing like an elf from Lord of the Rings with a hippie new ager vibe were fun experiences.

Other than that, I just ended up reading about ideologies, dogmas, superstitions, ancient beliefs of metapsychs, and magical thinking.

I've practically come to the (maybe) conclusion that it's all a psychodrama and mind games with special techniques, although I share the ideas of the original chaos magic. Sometimes i was just
>“For Eris, this shit of reciting barbaric languages and words in Hebrew and greek that i dont fucking know is boring as hell, i dont see anything in my mind eye.” "I tired of this bullshit i gonna make DIY LBRP call-in wathever i want"

>"Why i need to do a pathwork into a kabbalah tree to gain some energy sphere power?" "FUCK THIS shit i gonna watch porn"

>"I rlly need to do all of that boring dance and visualizations and sing to banish this damn place?" "*open the windows, play metal, hardbass, happycore, trance music, do a Expecto patronum or kamehameha simulation and hit a wall with laugh and cry to banish the place*"

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>>4248
One day I was feeling very bad, very bad and sad. I don't have to explain my personal situation, only that it was something I couldn't control.

I ended up performing the Gnostic ritual bla bla in the bathtub and I relaxed from all negative energy. That was the first time I had ever done it and even bad but it worked.

But that's too much work for the common guy who want less dogmas... and more katmas...

>LBROB or Lesser Banishment Ritual of the 23 Trigams out of my Butt or Pure home riot ritual
>Open the windows
>find some pots and pans and spatulas
>turn on some loud very energetic music like metal, techno, or happycore Europop or whatever you like.
>Start banging on the pots and pans with the spatulas or whatever you have
>start shouting and waving your arms around.
>start breathing fast like the breath of fire
>turn on enraged
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>>4249
>Ceremony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9JUjHFZhDk&list=RDe9JUjHFZhDk&start_radio=1
Get some friend and do this >>4249 ritual with the pots, pans and spatulas in any way you want.

Now you know the reason behind the secret orders and such; they just want to preserve the old rites and traditions
(Or they probably want to hide how ridiculous they look to the public.)
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>>4250
>Free Excommunication
Now that you know the final secret of the Illuminati, you are excommunicated.
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>>4251
>Now that you know the final secret of the Illuminati, you are excommunicated.
Use the force, mook.

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The Sacred Chao represents Khaos, the primordial cosmogonical existence.
Khaos consists of Order and Disorder both
Strife/Discord is the contention, flux and imbalance of Khaos.
Eris as Khaos's granddaughter is also its primary caretaker.
Khaos-Nyx's Lineage is the only one that does not come to naturally birth mere material beings and can be considered the true divine lineage of the gods.
The Logos of the abrahamites is one of the countless Logoi of Eris's brood. Closely akin to their siblings - The Pseudea - they excel at spreading falsehoods.
Eristic mythology is actually excellent for schizoposting.
I don't know why mr malaclypse didn't do it like that.
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Eris is not the sister of Ares, and thus not the offspring of Zeus.
The people analyzing the Iliad simply had no reading comprehension and didn't understand that "sister and companion" can be meant in a non-literal fashion in the context of war.
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an Eridian Year is approximately 557 Earth years.
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>>4282
WE MUST CHAAAAAANGE THE CALENDAR.

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Could the afterlife and reincarnation both be true at the same time?
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Could a reincarnation not be an afterlife?

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What is the most Erisian thing you've done today?
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I gooned to Eris porn.
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Invite Discordians to my lovely Halloween r/a/dio

>>>/a/1238058
https://smuglo.li/a/res/1238058.html
>>>/a/1238058
https://smuglo.li/a/res/1238058.html
>>>/a/1238058

What did he mean by this?
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>>4270

Please don't invite Smugloli weebpedos here.

If you're going to recruit, please try to recruit on decent places.
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>>4270
>VTM
>TES:Morrowind
>Lolis
>Rats
>Halloween
Kinda a niceplace.
>>4274
>Please don't invite Smugloli weebpedos here.
He's inviting us, not them.
or we are the smugloli weebpedos here?
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>>4275

>Lolis

See, this is what I'm talking about.

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We can make loliteism?
Or maybe its bad idea bacause we gonna make a crank magnet of glowies, feminist and pedophiles? It can be worst than terrorist you know
>Alternatives
>Moeteism with some Mao Zedong ideology maybe
>Nekoteism
>GlowieBaitTeism
We still can hunt pederastafaries you know.
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>>4186
>Pray the Loli living in your pineal gland
So now Eris is a bitch and smug... mesugaki? Or a cute pure angel? I dont think its gonna work
>Eat kielbasa at a park with nightcore europop in thr background.
It's can work yes! YES! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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>>4162
>Maybe not loli per se (Esoteric Jailbaitism?), but Vajrayogini has been described as being 16
>but most representations do tend towards oppai.
Sound valid enlightment to buddha to me.
>>4172
>whatever the Knights Templar and/or Sicarii were smoking.
Probably just Koans.
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>>4172
>whatever the Knights Templar and/or Sicarii were smoking.
>>4269
>Probably just Koans.
>Vajrayogini has been described as being 16 but most representations do tend towards oppai.
>Sound valid enlightment to buddha to me.
And What the hell are smoking the Tibetan Buddhist?

>Nothing is True Everything is Permitted
Say a Old Sicarii Koan.
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>>4271
>Nothing is True Everything is Permitted
Maybe they're just doings Kielbasa and Catmas.
>If you meet the Guillermo V del Monferrato on the road, kill him.
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>>4271
>And What the hell are smoking the Tibetan Buddhist?
Wathever they smoke, the thing turn you higher than the empire state rising the planes.

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Thede guys of Laveyan satanism look so fuging edgy.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IKHL3Fy-EmI&pp=ygUYVW5pdmVyc2l0eSBvZiBtYWdpY2sgVVNB0gcJCQYKAYcqIYzv
How is the Discordian Aesthetic? Like a clow? I sure not very greyface. I dont own much hippie clothes. Maybe like Miley Cyrus or how i need to dress? Just tell me.
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>>4228
>yfw the Japanese national flag is a clown icon
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>>4219
>>4228
>Clown girls...
Interesting...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNd_2ZtLJfY
>Same girl no joking
This girl start to talk about philosophy of life out of nowhere in this video.
https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cc3d47aae392
>Also
She's a Secret member of the Sufi order, it's obvious. she's doing even meditation and secret techniques at plain sight and dances. or maybe she is a Discordian Pope?
>>4220
>middle
>cat ears
:3
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>>4220
>Zeena Shreck
It seems like she has a resting bitch face as if she were going to hit you with a golden satanic apple while cursing you, but in reality she is very nice.
She suffered a lot in her childhood, so I'm not surprised by the path she took with the Satanist and Buddhists.
Looks like a living Eris avatar to me, maybe.
I love she.
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>>4267
You cannot understand a person if you do not understand that they lived.
I can only say that she had a fucked up childhood.
https://www.reddit.com/user/CindyMorrisonwatts1/comments/ersw0z/discussion_understanding_zeena_schreck/

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Hey skidoo!, if you can read this book of Picrel, read it. It's very interesting and even has quotes to get you started on magic from the perspectives of Crowley, RAW, some mysteries and secrets, as well as more quotes and info from very interesting books. At the end, it even has quotes from books or studies on scientific research into drugs and the mind, as well as current memetic socio-meta-politics.
If you know about Kabbalah, I recommend paying attention to some quotes from RAW at the end of some mentions. You may even find more information in another of his books.
>Hail eris!?!?!?(damn bitch)?!?!?!
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like umm, gay
>>4197 (OP) 
>Lion of Light
If you like Puzzles and Esoteric semantics and Philosophy, The "Crowley 101" of Maybe academy logic course is useful for reading this book.
https://propanon99.medium.com/robert-anton-wilsons-2005-crowley-101-course-bd062a3e2626

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I bored
Pope you have something to teach me and learn here?
like:
>Meditation techniques (or source books pdf)
>Memetic-warfare
>Agitprop
>Magic rituals or how to start
>Good sleep tips or how to sleep
>How to cook a good Kielbasa
>Psychonautics
>Thousand yoga postures to fuck with Eris
>How to make girls fun (of you)
That's it.
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>>4099
I'm beginning to (maybe) believe that crowley reicarnated in me, although it's partly because I read his book on theory and practise of magick because RAW recommended some exercises of it.
I was reading a couple of books about the 8-circuit system and metaprogramming (the ones mentioned in the wikipedia entry although I did not find the last one of 2025 with advances in neuropsychology) and the thing is that I found a mix of drug, psycodelia, psychonautics, pop jargon, sociology, behaviorism, jung, thelema, psychoanalysis, philosophy, postmodernism ideas, zen, mind-self guerrila, infowars, libertarian ideas (very fun from left to right) discordianism, e-prime, general semantics, technobabble (more like a koan trolling zen, trollmind, mindfuck or to incubate a fucking paranoia) and magick or rather theater with psychological techniques of visualization and meditation and relaxation and exercises yoga like as well as concentration techniques and ideas around it that sounded Buddhist-Tantra to me with some psychology therapies (sometimes look like purple hat therapies but the fraud-hat-supersticious is more like a advisable healthy placebo and not a truly believe in woo unhealthy things, more scientific approach to the reader... maybe a quantum hat chaotic erisian therapy sound more fun lol)
Oh and, weird things still happen although after reading these books and their theories it seems one can wisely choose
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>>4104
I am reading prometheus rising and the 8-circuit model. It's nice to read and the exercises besides I notice a strange relationship with the chakras and ideas of freud and psychoanalysts
>besides I feel that RAW is bombarding me with even more extensive topics i have internet to explore more around thing raw talk
it becomes a little annoying that it suggests me to buy (i pirated the books maybe) other books or more books from RAW or books from hilaritas press (fucking crowley do the same thing). I have not yet read the last circuits but I have the strange feeling (but not the belief) that I must get into magic (or sex magick or tantra), sex and drugs and some kind of self-hypnosis to fuck up or activate the circuits.
>>4069
Pls remember to test the other exercises
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd8y-r-Tt9g&pp=ygUeUm9iZXJ0IEFudG9uIFdpbHNvbiBUZWNobmlxdWVz
There're another one in comment box.
Thanks you :)
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>>4069
>>4116
>Breathwork
>Color light and warm visualization
>Sufi heart
>Chakras or energy centers
>Evocation of Popes
>Evocation of commons
>Evocation of the Mara demon Bush
>Buddhist Metta sutra
>Love and warm wave
>God-form or Universe-form
>"There's no god"
Wait a sec, Is that a Thelemite incantation? Anyway its a good Chaos magick ritual lol
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>>4203
>Is that a Thelemite incantation?
Maybe is from
>The Nu-Sphere ritual
https://rodneyorpheus.com/writings/occult/the-nu-sphere-ritual-2/
>There is no God where I am

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