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Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!


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More specifically, Dwarf planet (136199) Eris.
Eris is as Erisian as the Erisian is Eridian. I'd say it's our destiny to colonize this planet for the Discordian Society.
I've had my eyes on our little planet for a while, and while circumstances may lead you to believe that the planet is close to completely uninhabitable, I would like to believe that with the rate at which technology is moving we can make a contraption to make its way to the core of this Eridian little sphere, and grow our new space station from the core outwards, obviously the same should be done for the moon Dysnomia.

My idea is to start a lobbying group (yes like in politics) that wholeheartedly screams out the fact that Eris belongs to the Erisians. Within 5 generations this planetary claim will come in handy, and it will grant us a lot of publicity to boot.
I suggest we start e-mailing important politicians and certain embassies. Who's with me?
I'm native erisian,  it's a shithole. Cold winters, even colder summers, shitty neghbours, packets from china take a centrury to arrive and the drinking water is sold in 1000litre cubes that are pain to carry home even in microgravity. Would never go back.
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eridian*
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This isn't my native language so excuse me.
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that's alright.
do you ever suffer from radiation over there?
up
I wanna fuck a celestial object.
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