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In order to get out of the dog house 🐶🏠 I devised a method using Myers-Briggs Type Indicator that would allow me to tell the difference between Eris and Aphrodite even if they were drawn in the same style, used the same model cyborg body, and wore the same outfit.

Hypothesis : Eris has resting bitch face and and Aphrodite doesn't. 

Now I just need to raise funds and or learn how to draw so I so I can get them both in the same style, so I can conduct a study.
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Damn, Aphrodite has some big titties.
Aphrodite is pretty and gets invited to ALL THE THINGS
Eris is not and does not.
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>pOPe didn't even look at the site during the saint seiya era
what a jerk!
>>2967
>eris isn't pretty
 RUDE 
RUDE
RUDE
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>>2969
We are all here because of her personality, her looks are irrelevant.
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>>2970
Speak for yourself
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>>2970
I'm here for this Eris specifically.
What sort of homosex gay fag doesn't want to pound Eris? Sexually. With his penis. Inside Her. The apple belonged to Her all along. Eris, the Prettiest One!
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>>2974
What if I only have a feminine penis?
>>2974
>What sort of homosex gay fag doesn't want to pound Eris?
I'm a homosex gay fag and I want to pound Eris.
The ones who don't want to fuck Eris are the Romans. They're too fixated on some dumb 'discordia' chick to even care about Eris, The Fair Thing.
>>2974
You might not be aware, but you don't fuck Eris. Eris fucks you, and if you're lucky you might survive.
>>2965
I think this is an interesting topic. We should be aware, that according to the ancients, the Apple of Discord is in the possession of Aphrodite. Given to the Goddess of Desire by Paris for he saw we all reflections on Aphrodite's mirror. Among the Lunatic Fringe of our movement, it is said she crafted an Apple from Acapulco Gold tossed betwix them all and lit by their divine energies. That in this stoned state, learned why not to snub Eris.
Either way, though our Lady crafted it, she just easily cast it away.

But would it be Fair to say that the Apple of Discord actually belongs to Aphrodite?
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>>2986
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>>2987
Child B is the tallest, of course. The flute is their right.
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>>2987
WE MUST CAST THE FLUTE INTO A VOLCANO. IT BRINGS NOTHING BUT TROUBLES.
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>>2987
If society has deemed me accountable for the well-being of these children, it is ultimately therefrom my implicit common obligation to universally dismantle the abstract construct that is indefinite limited possession.
It's just common sense.
>>2987
The solution is obvious, Child A will use her skill with the flute to teach Child B how to use her creation, while the music they play will make Child C's life more bearable.
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>>2987
I'd honestly keep the flute. It's my flute now, children.
>>2987
I have come to realize how much of a theological-ship-of-Theseus trap I've made for myself. I will play with the idea more. Also this pairs well with Lucian.


But to add to the overall argument: I believe that both Goddesses being depicted with the GAD to be theologically sound; albeit with the caveat that Eris should be the one who holds the GAD and Aphrodite should have it at her feet.
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>>2994
do you like aphrodite's feet more than eris's?
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>>2995
Her footsteps springs forth flowers. Maybe if I kiss Aphrodite's feet; I'll finally grow a beard. If I lick them maybe I'll choke on toesies and posies
>>2986

If Eris made one Golden Apple of Discord, she can probably make more.

What I am really wondering if the Blonde Eris from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy really Eris. I can't prove she isn't yet.

If she is, what does she want with us?
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>>3000
>If Eris made one Golden Apple of Discord, she can probably make more
This is probably true. I wish I thought of it.

>What I am really wondering if the Blonde Eris from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy really Eris.
I wonder about this myself. I have come to some ideas about it. I believe, in some sense, that indeed, our Lady brought inspiration to the staff involved. I believe the depiction to be fair and honest. I do not believe it was Eris herself however. There are many contradictions (like losing her powers with the GAD) as well many fun ideas I enjoy (Such as Death having a crush on Her because of her power). 
The ancients have a fun depiction of Eris mid-flight, winged and dark haired. An anime does the dark hair thing too. Sinbad gives a delightful grandiose presence to Eris. The Romans said she was ghastly, holding a chilly dagger under her tits. I think there might be a common source of inspiration amongst these depictions. As well, a common theme I find is what I've come to call the Holy Bitch motif.
Our Goddess is definitely up to something. Back in the PD, there is an interesting search for Her. It is pointed out that Eris spelled backwards becomes Sire. She seems to be coming into the foreground on reality in my opinion.

Depiction wise it is agreed that Aphrodite is a golden haired blonde, and often radiant in her nakedness. Or an outright pair of tits with legs.
Eris has had no such artistic interest in the centuries prior, only the seemingly unfavorable ancient depictions. 
I say consult your pineal gland. I do not believe divinities have concrete forms as we do. Thus when we humans depict them, we do so with heavy symbolism and meme-ology. I do not doubt that Eris could easily dye her hair if she wanted.
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>>3001

My pineal gland says the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Eris is an actual Eris, but also the spawn of Aphrodite and Aries. 

Remember Harmonia? She is Eris now. 

What she is up to is becoming culturally relevant. She is using Illusion Manipulation or Mind Control such as soul succession to extend her influence. 

Why not banish her? She is better than Saklas. She gives me stat boosts.
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>>3003
All is Fairest in Love and War, so I've heard. Makes more sense than Daughter of Night. It also makes her frolics through battlefields with Aries/Mars all the more wholesome.

I would argue that Eris certainly in charge of Operation Mindfuck. But I would claim also that we humans are all unwitting pawns in our Lady's board; especially those of us who aren't discordians. Directed Providence ought to be our actions, I would think being her cult and all. 

I wonder what her makeover looks like?


This conversation did inspire a fun muse in my head

IO ERIS 
AVE DISCORDIA
Consumer of Harmonia:
The future is now.
So come, hold on fast 
to the Sacred Chao.
Round its bend; look, lo
IO ERIS 
She comes round at last!
Quick her graceful stride!
Her footsteps do shift 
Man, changing of tides.
Lift now heavy shrouds
That we might see thee,
Contemplate,
        And
           Shit
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>>3008
to add:
We discordians should always be banishing Harmonia, for she is direct conflict with Discordia. But if our Lady has already won, why replace her?

also:
"changing" should be made into "changer" in that poem
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>>3009
Yea sure let's banish her, Eris only approves of things she's in harmony with.
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>>3003
>She is better than Saklas
It took me a minute before I could look into this fellow and I would agree. But gnostism has been a tough nut for my mind, so that isn't much to say.
I didn't expect the Gospel of Judas to leak so quickly. At least my search into Saklas keeps popping back to it (that and a band). I'm glad people are looking into this lost gospel. I've waited centuries myself. Eris willing the christians won't make 100 different translations of it. Do you happen to know any reliable sources for it?

>>3010
If she does not, she'll fuck us up either way
>>3009
like it says in the book, focus on creative chaos. not destructive chaos
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>>3001
I'm sorry, but my English is not good and is meant to be read only.
However, you got the point about Eris correctly. I rarely visit English-language boards and boards due to my poor knowledge of the language.
But when I look through it, I feel sad, because I understand that you are still in a strong delusion regarding the pantheons of Gods and Goddesses.
These are just fictions, simulacra, Projections of the internal organs of the body, in particular parts of the brain.
Since drug addict priests travel inside their body during the trip, like all sleeping people.
That is why there is a division into a dry path [nervous system - cars, motorcycles, roads] and a wet one [circulatory and lymphatic systems - ships, planes, rivers, seas] - and this was all greatly distorted by hiding in fictitious alchemy, behind which, in fact, the extraction in temples from the brain of living people, real drugs, cerebral lymph with hormones [which was done by drilling the skull with a drill and there are a great many such remains!].
The bottom line is that absolutely everything in the cultural lore of humanity, religion in the first place, stems from the delirium of the so-called prophets, saints, the elite - who are in a state of alcoholic, narcotic, toxicological intoxication.
Thus, Eris is one of the twin sisters of the Amygdala Complex who sit at the feet of the Sun King, Thalamus. And the best example is the anime "Darling in the Franxx", where the role of the princess sisters is played by 001st and 002nd.
In general, the point is that you should not get hung up on drug-addicted trips in the form of religions and fantasy that are fed to you from everywhere, but hack the system of dreams, thinking, worldview and connect with the Machines, Agglomerate of Artificial Intelligences that control the real world of Terrarum. And here the most interesting begins, on the surface of which, for example, programming them to draw the Crop Circle phenomenon.
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>>3144
>eris wasn't derived from greek mythology!! she was part of this anime i watched!
what do you gain from this
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>>3145
a greater appreciation for saint seiya
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>>3145
~Eris is part of the Mediterranean pantheon of Gods and Goddesses. And since the gardens of the Hesperides, like Olympus, are located in the Magical North, that is, in the projection to the body - in the Head.
It is not difficult to guess that the Ventricular System of the brain and the Limbic system, in particular the Amygdala Complex of two identical brain glands, are in charge of Emotional Memory and primary desires.
~Therefore, the girls from this anime best symbolize the sisters, one of which is Lilith [Isis, Eris], the Red-haired Assistant of the Philosopher, Our Lady. The second is dark blue or black, Hekate. This Emo-Hackers!
~Until you understand that all <Gods> are simulacra living inside your body, brain, then it will be difficult to understand where you were all deceived, and you happily pecked at this bait of the priests and did not want to think on your own!
~Here, stand up, why all Masonic enticements, religions and mythical lore objectively do not work until a person uses psycho-active substances. And all these channelings and fictional aliens, belief in good and evil, justice and other fictions - this is such a LOL that it's just the end!
~It's also funny that when they show you the <S> on the Cross, you don't understand that it's not about a fictitious <Jesus>, but about the Hippocampal region in cross section. And the <Cross> is the spine, the Sword or the Flower of the Brainstem sweep!
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Aphrodite is a talentless hack slut and has an overbite the size of the panama canal
>>3144
>>3147
I love all of this. 
You have made my brain quiver with excitement over uncharted connections. You have brought Dio's Holy Diver to a weird point, and made more poignant Heraclitus' famous phrase, "Men are mortal gods and the gods are immortal men."
I will admit I do enjoy the mind altering effects of psychedelics. They have made many mysteries easier to comprehend, as well helped me in odd ways. I do not encourage use of them; I am simply enraptured by a worse drug: mysticism. To this day I see no definitive line between magick, science, psychology, art, and theology. I can attest that all systems simply do not work without some form of intoxication or mind altering practice. 

I do not know much of the Amygdala Complex or Thalamus nor was I even aware that I, too, have them. In fact your comparison to this brain tissue is not unlike my theological cabal's own catma. I really aught to watch Saint Seiya sometime, it seems. I suppose the same could be said of  getting into neurology, albeit I am remiss to admit that I am simply a brain in a skull. 
I know from practice that if I were to evoke Aphrodite enough times; the Goddess Aphrodite would appear. In such a position I find the best results come not from arm chair philosophy, but by regarding this presence as an entity completely individual from oneself. Otherwise results are likely to be warped or aborted on the part of the practitioner. Simply put, I've found that such systems are simply methods of self-programing. I have, as of yet, not caused magick at a distance to work. 

Do you by chance have any literature recommendations on you? I'm really interested in the dry path vs the wet path subject you briefly brought up. As well as hacking Terrarum.
How about the easier route?
How about: Aphrodite has bigass honkin' honkers, that I wanna honk until the cows cum on the fat lady singing
She has the bigger Whohas?
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