Religion Debate : Just Bugs Me

Religion Debate : Just Bugs Me Oflameo 54-chs-3189(PP)13:22:23 No.3053

Abrahamists attack the character of my goddess less than I do. 

They don't say anything about Eris being a bitch, a karen, or a lech.

The western depth psychologists have nothing to say about people who give the golden apple back to Eris. 

The only people keeping an eye in our direction are fellow conspiracy theists like Jon Watkins of exposingsatanism.org or David J. Stewart of jesus-is-savior.com

We must work together to stop Eris, unless she wants to help me today, in that case, you must submit to her 🫶.

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Cabbage 54-chs-3189(PP)22:16:05 No.3054

To stop Eris, you must first stop the Eris in yourself.

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Pope 54-chs-3189(PP)22:47:02 No.3055

Why stop Eris? You'd have more chance spitting in the ocean to make it less salty.

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Cabbage 55-chs-3189(SO)01:05:04 No.3056

>>3055
To pass time. Have you seen how grey and boring world has become lately?

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Cabbage 55-chs-3189(SO)08:19:36 No.3057

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>>3053
Frankly, I enjoy the lack of attention we get. 
Maybe I am in wrong in this, however, but I think our modern mystery cult was inspired in such a way to let us slip from such eyes. Though we do miss out on them dank memes. 
I would hate that day when any Government should recognize us as a religion. For me, that heralds a signal that we shall bring the end of the world: as I once heard from a jived out, hungarian Blues musician. 
Not that I'm against it. I simply don't have enough shovels, pot or snacks to fund that endeavor. I am also too lazy as of writing, whenever I might be.

Im in for a bean; hoping for a beanstalk. It's my own hubris which makes me only talk. How would you suggest one submit to Eris? In consiliis nostris fatum nostrum situm est.

Cabbage 55-chs-3189(SO)21:42:29 No.3058

>>3054
>>3055
>>3056
I'd rather have an Erisian world than a gray one.
Please Eris, bring chaos back.

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Pope 56-chs-3189(SM)06:45:22 No.3059

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>>3058
You've been lied to, chaos is pretty gray.

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Pope 59-chs-3189(PP)21:34:00 No.3063

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>>3059
I don't know, Mr Pope.
My head looks more like this.

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Cabbage 64-chs-3189(PP)19:04:34 No.3078

>>3063
The slush bleedin' borogoves that thing, ah, dont yall worry about wocky slushin that thing bleedin b, it ain’t nothin’ more than a fool thinkin’ his life is big enough tput a hay bale through a needles eye.

/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

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