/eris/ - which of you fuckers did this? BEWARE! Eris has warned me and others that on the 4th of october at ...

Pope 49-bcy-3189(PD)11:15:07 No.3267

which of you fuckers did this?
BEWARE! Eris has warned me and others that on the 4th of october at 2:22PM ET, the 5G antennas will start pulsing to activate the vaccine viruses injected in everyone's bodies, turning them into actual zombies. Take cover. Don't forget your aluminium helmet!
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Pope 52-bcy-3189(SM)17:50:10 No.3268

About fucking time. Decades of preparation for the zombie apocalypse was at risk of going to waste.

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Cabbage 57-bcy-3189(SM)22:33:56 No.3270

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Antipope 60-bcy-3189(PP)22:02:47 No.3271

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>>3268
At this point, the prepping bunker is a sunk cost. What the fuck am I gonna do, make shitposts and rent it out to amateur filmmakers? Ask Albania for a refund?
I'd rather spend my time immanentizing the anti-eschaton.

/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

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