/eris/ - Discordianism

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Goddamn it, it's not a fucking bible. No searching for clues allowed.

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>>3363
Absurdity can hold much secret wisdom.

Let's ask Poe Rabbi-t-Von-Schmitch, an expert in Eristic illumination and an absolutely and infallible quantum mystic. He uses a method inspired by Kabbalistic inspiration. inspired by his mommy

Pope Rabbi-t-Von-Schmitch:
>ShalMU to all *snif!* *fnord*
>Let's Null-A and use Dianetics to unveil this thing…. Called Principia Discordia…

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>>3363
Very good situation friend, I'm afraid to inform you that my deep kabbalistic studies in the akashic records confirm that you are retarded but deeply happy!

Now GO AND EAT HOT DOGS THREE TIMES A DAY AND DON'T TAKE A BATH UNTIL THE ANGELS CONSIDER YOU 3 TIMES PURE AND EQUAL TO THEM.

HAPPY HANUKKAH
*Drink beer*

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>>3368
so'yeah you can join the church of the Salesman Bob Dobbs. Chill my man.