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i want to get a lobotomy that removes all of my brain except for the pineal gland. i want it bouncing up and down in my empty skull like a ping pong ball in an anal cavity. would this bring me closer to eris?
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>would this bring me closer to eris?
No, she likes the brainhole nice and tight.
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>>3370
exists to ask her questions not to lobotomize you, do you want to lose the most beautiful and sensual memories with her?

that's not how it works. you can try it with LSD or Sugar which according to my religious fundamentalist anti-vax terrorist pro-polio friends is 100% more addictive and hallucinogenic(and no more secure than LSD)
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>>3372
shit i forgot about sex. sex is important. but more important than porn (with eris). philosophy and metaphysics? i don't know. it's probably all nonsense. activism? sure.
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>>3373
lol we have testicles in our brains>>3373
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>>3374
No, I have testicles in your brain. I'm calling it an operation mindfuck.
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>>3375
Thats exacly what you would say if you had your testicles in your brain.
Unlike me, i have testicles resting on your mom's chin.
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>>3376
Jokes on you my mom lost all of her jaw back in Nam so I'm afraid your balls are lost deep in the jungle and covered in junge squirrel poop.
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>>3377
M-my BALLZ
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If you want to move closer to eris, merely descend from your grid
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