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(256.3KB, 1085x1404) Alright, so I thought it wouldn't be a (so-called) 2023 if I didn't go out masturbating to Eris, so I loaded up a picture.
But then I thought, I might as well make it special, so instead of lazily lying down I propped up the laptop at the right angle and hopped on the bed on all fours. So that's all fine and fun.
Despite putting down two tissues, I turn on the lights and luckily I did because I apparently missed everything and dumped a gluggy mess right in the middle of my bed. I don't have any other sheets so I'm sleeping in it to bring in the new year. I suppose that's better than boring. This has to be the second worst time I masturbated to Eris.
Thanks Eris. Enjoy 3190, Pope.
