/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Eris for the rationalists Cabbage 39-dsc-3190(BT)19:57:40 No.3473

Hey popes, I found this article somewhere
What do you think about it?
does it have pope reliability?
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Discordianism
>damn it's hard to make a kielbasa in an IA but it is much harder to do it heretically.

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Cabbage 39-dsc-3190(BT)20:06:24 No.3474

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>>3473 (OP) 
more because I made many.

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Cabbage 39-dsc-3190(BT)23:40:44 No.3475

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>>3474
she's a witch!

Cabbage 40-dsc-3190(PD)09:01:17 No.3476

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Greeting neggers. If existence is a big egg and everything that isn't that egg is noneggsistence then lets consider the following. If God is God is the creator of the egg, but if he exists then that means he must be part of eggsistence. This can't be true because if God created the egg then he couldn't have existed before eggsistence. Therefore God is nonexistence the great zero that doesn't exist. Zero is our hero, but hes also our placeholder for God, nothingness, and the egg and the apple ho who sucks his penis. 

Through direct stimulation of the pineal gland Zero beamed this message into my brain and he also told me that OP is a Feggot.

Stay eggcellent my fellow neggers. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT3q4iEaB6Q

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Dweller 40-dsc-3190(PD)12:16:13 No.3480

>>3476
>Greeting neggers. If existence is a big egg
It isn't, so I kinda stopped reading there.

THIS POST MADE BY BINARY FISSION GANG

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Pope 40-dsc-3190(PD)13:48:02 No.3481

I'd advise you read the following before opening any rationalwiki link
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/RationalWiki

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Pope 40-dsc-3190(PD)15:31:54 No.3482

>>3481
https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Encyclop%C3%A6dia_Dramatica

Oh fuck u made an infinite loop.

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Pope 40-dsc-3190(PD)17:09:59 No.3483

>>3482
you can't look at the ED article on discordianism and tell me theyre not right

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Cabbage 40-dsc-3190(PD)20:54:47 No.3484

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>>3481
oh ok what it's a very sad thin...
>>3481
>>3483
holycow look i found a discordia there article!
https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Discordianism
so does it have pope reliability? bacause i have a big fnord now.

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Dweller 40-dsc-3190(PD)21:06:13 No.3485

>>3473 (OP) 
>>3481
>>3482
>>3484
damn dude that lot of information
I am not surprised that encyclopedia dramatica has a lot of information but I am more surprised that rationalwiki takes it seriously.

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Egg 40-dsc-3190(PD)22:59:27 No.3486

>>3480
Have you heard of a hypothetical (triple)?  Is a metaphor for what it truly is, whether you call it what it really is (egg) or what it hypothetically is (binary fission).

Dweller 41-dsc-3190(PP)01:15:01 No.3488

>>3483
Right about what? Discordianism? Why would we want some dweebs revealing all our secrets, if they were right the page wouldn't exist.

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DweIIer 42-dsc-3190(SO)01:53:48 No.3489

>>3488
In fact, it wouldn't be allowed to exist.

Cabbage 42-dsc-3190(SO)02:40:56 No.3490

wh-what are you going to do with that sausage, Eris?

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Cabbage 42-dsc-3190(SO)10:10:55 No.3491

>>3490
Are you blind? That's not Eris! Eris has granny tits.

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Pope 42-dsc-3190(SO)11:54:53 No.3492

>>3491
Don't insult my eyes, lettuce! The granny tits are obscured by a pushup bra, and in one egregious case, photoshop. You think a literal god wouldn't have learned a few tricks by now?
Just look at those sunken eyes, no mortal can live long enough to earn those without their hair falling out.

Pope 52-dsc-3190(SO)15:52:11 No.3497

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>>3474
>Eris Trinity
Oh fuck
i have an erection!!!

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Cabbage 53-dsc-3190(SM)08:06:41 No.3498

>>3497
>Eris is not mu
Prove it!
>b-b-bu-bu-but *sniffs* muh b-b-burd... burden of *urinates cute panties* proof?
Mu Chao rhymes with moo cow. This is pretty much irrefutable.

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Dweeber 53-dsc-3190(SM)08:09:07 No.3499

>>3498
>Eris is not mu
Actually, it say Mu is not Eris. Which is obvíous.

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Pope 53-dsc-3190(SM)16:56:16 No.3500

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>>3499
But it says there that mu is chaos and eris is chaos but mu is not eris and eris is not mu but they are both chaos and...
oh fuck the christian trinity everyone knows it has no logic.
>EVERYTHING IS CHAOS, I KNEW THEY WANTED TO MINDFUCK MY MIND, DAMN CRYPTO-CHRISTIANS TRINITARIANS!

Cabbage 55-dsc-3190(PD)00:46:55 No.3503

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>>3499
Christians are just people who started counting their fingers but got stuck at 3

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Antipope 55-dsc-3190(PD)06:50:09 No.3504

>>3503
oh their god what happened to their fingers? ;_;

Dweller 55-dsc-3190(PD)19:47:07 No.3505

>>3485
>surprised that rationalwiki takes something seriously
The place has more joyless pseuds than all of Reddit. Ask me, everyone should be working to make them the butt of every joke.

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Cabbage 56-dsc-3190(PP)00:26:13 No.3506

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>>3505
Every joke? Uhh I can try.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get further away from RationalWiki.

Cabbage 56-dsc-3190(PP)20:06:29 No.3507

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>>3505
You have such an irrational hatred towards a fact checking resource. Boo hoo my instructions on how to put together Ikea sex torture machine don't have enough jokes to them. Are you taking jokes seriously again?

Pope 5-cfn-3190(SM) Syaday! 16:04:20 No.3537

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