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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!
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>>3555 (OP) 
true, and straight
>and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology
Well, it's more that we have a certain... arrangement with them.
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>isisisitssister
What a horrible sentence to type!

This would never have happened if the Ancient Egyptian Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine weren't sued by the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine.
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>>3555 (OP) 
Well this'll be a wonderful additional reference on the back of my pope card.
>haha penis
>haha funniiii
when will discordianism outgrow of 1960s subversion humor and 2010 tumblr humor
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>>3564
When we all stop touching ourselves uwu
>>3564
I'm here for the day we outgrow ancient Greek deities.
Any day now.
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>>3566
Is Bob Dobbs a deity?
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>>3570
Only on Mondays
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fuck I hate Mondays!
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I just got my ass kicked by a salad!
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>>3573
Sometimes you toss the salad and other times salad tosses you!
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I am not particularly fond of people tossing my salad
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>>3572
dont hate the player, hate the game
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>>3576
Hmm you're right.
Fuck I despise weeks. Abolish weeks. Just fucking destroy them.
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>>3577
Time? Its good on potatoes or in a stew
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How do we know the universe was not made up 5 seconds ago, also including our memories of a longer duration?
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>>3579
fool! the universe is being created constantly, sometimes every hour and sometimes every few days!
you can prove this by leaving a splash of water outside and seeing it has disappeared when you return.
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>>3578
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>>3581
Greyfaces don't season their cabbage
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>>3583
cabbages
boil them fry em put em in a pickle
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>>3587
pickle rick?
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