/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

A New Erisian Cult out of nowhere! Cabbage 11-cfn-3190(BT)19:08:53 No.3555

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Guys I am very proud to tell you that thanks to internet access and cybernautics I stumbled upon an old Proto-Pajeet-Aryan-Erisian cult.
>It's called Temple of Priapus
So it's another new Erisian cult that we can add to the repertoire of the lost book of Erisian religions.
Book which was obviously burned by Crypto-Christians in Egypt, fortunately the Jews had a copy but they soaked it with holy water from the Mikveh and left it to dry in the sun
until a drunk member of the Sufi order stole it thinking it was his underwear and left it a mess, now it is lost
and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology among the holy underwear of the Sufi order.
because you know, there's a lot of poop ass fart pee and hashish in there.
Here a wikipedia article for more info https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temple_of_Priapus
So... keep on loving each other! peace!

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Cabbage 12-cfn-3190(PD)03:24:37 No.3556

>>3555 (OP) 
true, and straight

Cabbage 12-cfn-3190(PD)06:19:59 No.3561

>and academics are not going to bother to do erisian-archaeology
Well, it's more that we have a certain... arrangement with them.

Pope 12-cfn-3190(PD)15:12:22 No.3562

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>isisisitssister
What a horrible sentence to type!

This would never have happened if the Ancient Egyptian Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine weren't sued by the Ancient Arabic Order of the Nobles of the Mystic Shrine.

Pope 12-cfn-3190(PD)20:57:24 No.3563

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>>3555 (OP) 
Well this'll be a wonderful additional reference on the back of my pope card.

Pope 13-cfn-3190(PP)06:44:20 No.3564

>haha penis
>haha funniiii
when will discordianism outgrow of 1960s subversion humor and 2010 tumblr humor

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Pope 14-cfn-3190(SO)15:13:59 No.3565

>>3564
When we all stop touching ourselves uwu

Pope 15-cfn-3190(SM)06:11:14 No.3566

>>3564
I'm here for the day we outgrow ancient Greek deities.
Any day now.

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Pope 18-cfn-3190(PP)17:21:48 No.3570

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>>3566
Is Bob Dobbs a deity?

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Cabbage 22-cfn-3190(PD)20:24:32 No.3571

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>>3570
Only on Mondays

Pope 23-cfn-3190(PP)06:03:56 No.3572

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fuck I hate Mondays!

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Pope 23-cfn-3190(PP)06:07:20 No.3573

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I just got my ass kicked by a salad!

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Pope 23-cfn-3190(PP)13:11:13 No.3574

>>3573
Sometimes you toss the salad and other times salad tosses you!

Dweller 23-cfn-3190(PP)23:58:56 No.3575

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I am not particularly fond of people tossing my salad

Dweller 24-cfn-3190(SO)01:27:15 No.3576

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>>3572
dont hate the player, hate the game

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Dweller 24-cfn-3190(SO)03:59:06 No.3577

>>3576
Hmm you're right.
Fuck I despise weeks. Abolish weeks. Just fucking destroy them.

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Cabbage 24-cfn-3190(SO)17:53:18 No.3578

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>>3577
Time? Its good on potatoes or in a stew

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Pope 24-cfn-3190(SO)19:19:54 No.3579

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How do we know the universe was not made up 5 seconds ago, also including our memories of a longer duration?

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Pope 24-cfn-3190(SO)23:02:54 No.3580

>>3579
fool! the universe is being created constantly, sometimes every hour and sometimes every few days!
you can prove this by leaving a splash of water outside and seeing it has disappeared when you return.

Pope 25-cfn-3190(SM)02:28:35 No.3581

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>>3578

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Cabbage 26-cfn-3190(BT)19:02:48 No.3583

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>>3581
Greyfaces don't season their cabbage

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Cabbage 27-cfn-3190(PD)00:37:45 No.3587

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>>3583
cabbages
boil them fry em put em in a pickle

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Pope 27-cfn-3190(PD)15:47:31 No.3589

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>>3587
pickle rick?

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Cabbage 28-cfn-3190(PP)23:07:15 No.3590

>>3589
bolognese bob

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Cabbage 30-cfn-3190(SM)03:59:07 No.3591

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>>3590

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Cabbage 30-cfn-3190(SM)04:25:51 No.3592

>>3591
It's actually impressive how successfully the mainstream of rap was gentrified into rich people bragging about how rich they are.

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Pope 30-cfn-3190(SM)05:28:19 No.3593

>>3592
I listened to like, close to all of the Golden Age albums though when I was younger. Hundreds and hundreds, maybe a thousand. A small handful of a few were alright. I don't like rap

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Pope 31-cfn-3190(BT)12:53:46 No.3594

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>>3593
I appreciate rap the most if it is able to be appreciated as poetry, rather than mere musical appreciation.
There was a real disillusionment when I realized 9 out of 10 times, I really just preferred the work they sampled.

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Dweller 32-cfn-3190(PD)03:36:28 No.3598

>>3594
Yeah, the samples are always better and will turn you on to some good, and oftentimes some more obscure, old funk and soul bands.

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