You don't worship Eris enough. Do you sift through manuscripts? Do you know Her offspring by name? Did you memorize Her every myth? Her lineage? Or is she just a cartoon character to you? Just some joke made up by some hippies? It's time to re-evaluate your beliefs, and to increase that value even more.
>trusting the Greeks Oh no. You have lost your way, Pope.
>>3778 You're retarded
>>3778 >>3781
>>3750 (OP) Proud Dweller, that haughty lip uncurl! Vain man, suppress that supercilious sneer! I believe there exists a fine line dividing theology from dogma. Never underestimate some good katma though. Eris is indeed the Mother of Many Things, the Gross Manifestation of the Non-existant Chao. But I have found that she has as many names as there are stars,and she has as many children as there are ways to die. I doubt all titles could be listed, as much as I doubt that those children are all known. How do we suppose Eris stopped having children?
>>3783 Of the children we know, many are daemons, meaning they are multiple spirits of the same name. There could be thousands of Machai, Thousands of Androktasiai, Hysminai, Phonoi, Amphilogiai, etc. We might never know.
The Greeks in general did not worship Eris. What few records of her that survive are just aneristic propaganda. It would be pointless to memorize them, especially when I can just talk to her directly.
>>3786 >every greek is the same
>>3787 >/shit no-one said/
>>3788 >The Greeks in general did not worship Eris. DON'T GENERALIZE THE GREEKS! I'm talking about the fucking Greeks in the underground temples wearing big robes and sacrificing goats
>>3785 Having one demon spawn would be hard enough, I can't imagine thousands.
>>3790 >using the abrahamic definition how very christian of you, cabbage
>>3791 >abraham defined eris's children as cute little hooven red bat girls oh shit maybe they're onto something i want to introduce this to my cabal but i want to do it right. can you provide the exact quote for me? thanks, and happy boomtime.
>>3789 Ancient Erisians were probably just as disunified and unrecognized as modern Discordians. Again, why would I try to learn a bunch of lies said by Anerisians?
this board sucks ass what's the fun in pretending to be retarded all the time
>>3793 >Why would I try to learn a bunch of lies said by Anerisians? You say that as if they are the enemy of Discordianism. No, they are the sacred keepers. The ones we shall shower in the popcorn every day of the Bureaucracy, and scorn in the inevitable Aftermath.
>Did you memorize Her every myth? I doubt you even learned the basics. How did Eris lose her front tooth?
considering splitting /eris/ into two at this rate
>>3797 Why?
GEE BILLY HOW COME YOU GET TWO /ERIS/S?
i fucking hate it here
>>3795 >No, they are the sacred keepers. Yeah and Christians are the guiding light of Satanism. Come to think of it, that might actually be true...
