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We can make loliteism?
Or maybe its bad idea bacause we gonna make a crank magnet of glowies, feminist and pedophiles? It can be worst than terrorist you know
>Alternatives
>Moeteism with some Mao Zedong ideology maybe
>Nekoteism
>GlowieBaitTeism
We still can hunt pederastafaries you know.
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What a stupid post.
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>>3849
Well
We can make open-source religion.
Just post the pdf or manifiest and the glowies will do the job(?)

Alt.options
>Church of the invisible blue cowboy
There's the invisible pink unicorn but where the invisible blue cowboy?
What a great post.
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Anarchic loliteism is the answer.
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>>3888
>Uouhh... Cunn... POYO!
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>>3891
c'est moi | The children know the way
>>3888
I prefer National Shotaisim
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>>3893
All nationalism is shotaism.
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Go back to Heyuri, pedophile.

Also, you will hang.
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>>4131
>necrobumping this shit
delet this
Was Charles Lutwidge Dodgson a Pope?
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>>4133
You know the rules. Charles was, Lewis Carrol wasn't.
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>>4134
kek
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>>4131
Hey, every 7th blue moon it can produce something surprisingly worthwhile! Although yes it's completely abysmal otherwise.
Congratulations Heyuri, you got your wish of becoming the next /b/. Was this all part of your master plan?
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>>4154

Heyuri is an absolutely disgusting pedophile shithole where teenage cunnyfags pretend to be internet oldtroons and goon to lolicon and real pictures of little girls (as young as infancy) while spammming ancient Japanese 2channel maymays.  It's the modern version of 12chan, the infamous pedophile imageboard from back in the day. 
 Everyone who uses Heyuri unironically needs to be shoved into a woodchipper.

The only currently active imageboards with worse reputations than Heyuri are, of course, the Sharty, the Jassy, and Catchan.
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>>3848 (OP) 
>Loliteism
Well uhmmm... there's  >Kumari Devi
A Cult in india-Nepal and its a living Goddess Child
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumari_(goddess)
>Monk praying waifu statue
And i remember some monk in Japan doing praying to a Waifu anime Statue in a video and pics. The context its the waifu statue its just a symbol of Amateratsu or something valid for praying for japanese shintoist buddhist lore...

>There's a Techno EDM Monk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=93iwHwJz6DA&t=99s&pp=2AFjkAIB
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>>4155
I went to Heyuri once and the first thing I saw was a thread about posting pictures of 'Japanese kindergarten lolis'. I immediately noped the fuck out of there and never went back again.
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>>4160

My personal favorite is their "Girl Talk" board, which, as expected, is entirely just perverted AGP troons.
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>>4159
Maybe not loli per se (Esoteric Jailbaitism?), but Vajrayogini has been described as being 16. Maybe not so far from what Nabokov was hinting at, but most representations do tend towards oppai.
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There are already three pedophile religions. They're called Islam, Christianity, and Judaism.  We don't need any more.
Can we PLEASE get more interesting critiques of abrahamic religions here? All this talk of pedophilia is cliche, I want to hear talk about whatever the Knights Templar and/or Sicarii were smoking.
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>>4172

Any reason to bash Abrahamic religion is a good reason.
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>>4173
Oh piss off, tape recorder. If you hate Abrahamic religion so much then why are you preaching to a choir like you're one of them.
If we were somewhere else I'd gladly join in. really, I despise the cunts. but you're just being a boring fuck. We covered this topic 64 years ago, and we weren't the first by a long shot.
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