/eris/ - Discordianism

Entire websites can be fake.

In Iran, Earth, their intelligence service learned the CIA was using front websites as covert channels. For example, imagine a hobby website like a yoga page, which when a certain pixel is clicked under certain conditions, it opens up a secret chatroom with your handler.

Of course, the fnords were pords. Their carelessness, a long story shortened, resulted in systematic killings of dozens of CIA assets when Iran told other countries how to spot the fnords.

So before you play with them, know about fnordfires.

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There really are fnords. No, really! Hint: They do not actually consist of the letters F-N-O-R-D – that's just a literary device! The real fnords are.. well, maybe I can spill the secret here...

FNORD: Noun, Adj, Verb, Adverb, 
1)A nonsense term commonly used by a group of satirically inclined devotees known as the Discordians. Often stated as a reminder that what is being said is probably said in jest and to not believe all of what you read. Fnord. 2)A word referring to the sound of one hand clapping in applause at the creation of the perfectly round rectangle and the perfectly cornered circle. Fnord. 3)A very dangerous and mystically powerful word that repeated 42 times in rapid enough succession is said to be able to cause the total destruction of life, the universe, and everything. (How rapidly no one knows, and I truly hope no one ever finds out). Fnord. 4)A disinformation mechanism put on the net on various sites to confuse people when searching for Illuminati or something like that. Fnord. 5)Fnords are the non-printed and unspoken words in the mass media that are there in specifically calculated positions to provoke a reaction in the reader/viewer on a subconscious level, especially in the news – making them one of the major tools of the Illuminati to manipulate an unwitting populace. Fnord. 

"Much of the world's condition can be judged by the number of the fnords in one's morning paper. There seem to have been a lot of them lately."