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Let's end the Story
>what d' hell Eris do after Trojan Wars?
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>>3882 (OP) 
>Eris, Tired after God-Trolling on Trojans wars left Greek world and go'in to Roman Empire to Chill selling sugar fruits to mundane romans mans and girls.
And what happed later... i dont know.
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>>3882 (OP) 
>Tired of Godtrolling with the "Apple chaos granade magick technique" Eris escaped from Olympians to Africa and there she'met a South African Monkey
>after a lot of gangstalking with other monkeys and complex talks on the topic of "Sex with primates" and "How much Chicken is much Chicken" the Monkey won on the topic of the Debate.
>Eris on reward to Monky gave him the ultimate secret "Catma" turning the Monkey into "John Supreme Catma Titor"
>Eris gave him a Time machine on a Quest Voyage in time to 60-80' California Hippie Beatnik time for no-know purposes
And what happened later who fuck knows.
Maybe the Monkey started a Maois Revolution or a Luddite Monk-Ey resistance group.
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>>3884
>Titor!
What's Titor! been up to these days?
At some point in the midst of a LSD trip Eris led me to a strange land. I found myself a chronicler to a rather strange tale I never expected to hear. 

I don't care if SEGA agrees or approves. It's my religious revelation whether they like it or not.


 
Hear of how a Speedster met the Divine, 
How the Emerald Hills and Strife intertwine. 
Sonic the Hedgehog, with his azure sheen;
Raced on through the valleys, swift and serene.
But one fateful day, as he sped with glee,
A Time Ripple brought forth a Mystery.
From shadows of Chaos, with halo bright,
Eris emerged in a whirl of Pure Light. 
The Goddess of Discord, stood proud and tall,
With laughter that thundered mischief for all.
Her eyes sparked mayhem; Her smile held delight,
Goddess Chaos, both wondrous and slight.
“Why do you run?” She asked bold with a grin,
“Is it for glory or just for the win?”
Sonic paused mid-stride; his heart skipped a beat,
For Chaos does charm in ways bittersweet.
“I run for adventure! Friends by my side!
To race through the world with nothing to hide!” 
Sonic grinned wide, his heart full of glee,
“I’m Sonic! Who else could I ever be!”
Eris scoffed at this little hero bold
Thus a rivalry began to unfold.
With a flick of Her wrist and a winking eye,
Eris conjured a race track in the sky.  
But Sonic just chuckled; he thrived on thrill—
“Is that all you got? Maybe you should chill!” 
Eris saw a solace in Sonic’s Bright Cheer;
In his world of Speed, She found there no Fear. 
As they raced each other through realms unknown, 
Their laughter echoed, and hunger had grown.
Soon they had to stop when tired were they;
And neither had lunch that specific day.
“Let’s cook up chilidogs!” he said with cheer,
“A treat from the heart which I hold quite dear!”
Eris tilted Her head; curious now,
“What’s this dish you speak of? Teach me somehow!” 
So Sonic with ingredients galore,
Showed Eris just what cooking is in store.
“First grab some hot dogs—make sure they’re just right!
And buns as soft as clouds to hold them tight!
Now we boil the water; hear it sing!”
Surprisingly good was he at teaching.
They chopped up onions; they diced up some spice,
Eris watched in wonder—cooking is nice!
The chili bubbled well in a pot of steel,
Mixing the flavors which danced with appeal. 
“Now grill the hot dogs till they sizzle right!”
Eris clapped at this culinary sight,
As they grilled hot dogs over the flame’s glow,
Sonic showed his Zen—the Chilidog Flow:
“Take now the hot dogs, shove them in the bun!
This is how friendships are forged—this is fun!” 
Onions then were piled high on each dog,
“After these, the chili!” said the hedgehog. 
Sonic stirred it with flair; oh how flavor grew!
So poured the chili—rich with crimson hue—
So they plated their feast under stars bright,
Sonic took one bite—it was pure delight!
Eris followed suit; Her eyes opened wide—
“This blend of flavors is a wild ride!”
“Now this is Chaos,” She giggled with glee,
“From Disorder came Creativity!”
Sonic just laughed at Her whimsical flair:
“In friendship we find new flavors to share.
In all chilidogs lies laughter and cheer—
Even Discord dances when friends are near!”
Eris smiled at this lesson profound:
That even in Chaos, True Joy can be found.
With chilidogs devoured and shared free,
There they sat full and messy as can be.
“You’ve taught me Chaos can dance hand in hand—
With Friendship and Laughter across all lands.” 
So sang Eris about Joy on a plate—
And together they raced onto new fates.
Thus sometimes it takes just a dash or bite
To find common ground and to end a fight. 
She then crowned him, in her discordant way—
With blessings made to the glorious day,
“Hail! Sonic the Saint of Chilidogs divine!
May your spirit spread joy through each twist and each line.” 

And so, Sonic, the hedgehog, with his speed and his charm, became a legend, in the realm of Eris, a Discordian saint in form. His name now etched, in these annals of history, forevermore. A hero, who brought laughter, and chilidogs, to the Goddess’ shore.
Malaclypse and Ravenhurst presumably considered 5 & 23 holy numbers for mythological reasons.
Five because Eris gives birth to Horkos (Oath) on a fifth day of a month. Horkos "returns" every fifth day of the month to throw oathbreakers off cliffs.
Twenty-Three was presumably only considered by Ravenhurst (POEEE) and might be one interpretation of Eris's Ordinal number when it comes to primordiality. According to Ravenhurst, Eris might have been the 23rd deity to exist.
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>>3899
Been thinking of oathbreaking myself. I've always wanted to travel.
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>Perhaps "that creepy teacher"
>Aka Anti-Cult Action Activist Again All of Us
>Aka Handy Andy
>Aka Andy Howl (Fort Meyers)
>Stupid_Prize.WinRar
>Aka Treacherous Pirate Poseur 
>Needs to stop staring or more at his students
>I didn't miss when Popes said $cì_é†0L0gìçæl bastards were not the same
>I do not judge whole religions, and one simple doesn't approve of Non-pagan Dianic diets
>Is Handy Andy the Next Pogo?
>Ask the fucking weirdo, never met the bastard.
>He did a Mason check at a the request of computer hacker boss, and of free persons
>idk if that's his man or not, and I don't judge
>"zero tolerance?" That's so 90s, "Not Even Once™" was more funny, and chaotic 
>I don't like wolves that can't have enough dignity to do it to themselves
Some Black Pope's followers (not me, I met Peter before he Robot.txt'd thewaybackmachine) so I may know him differently. I've heard out adults that felt uncomfortable with having "get fucked in parties" with Monkey's paw. It is unwise to anger those that carry a strain that is Federally hemp,with recreational and medical backups, and not in dry counties for locals. I am resigning as Grand Arch Pope, and have been awarded a Grand Spectre title from those that do not associate with creeps that still protected Creepy Egan.
>The Monkey monks of Eris must have made me happy,
>They acted the same towards Lil Creep as young me would have towards whoever some that hurt Lisa on his neck
>Cry harder Cabbages!
>it is a new time to shine
>I will take a step back 
>New Acronym?
>That is for another discussion at another time
>Fuck Greensburg, Pennsylvania, Ross County, Ohio, and Fort Meyers
>The LapCorps (Oceanside) Stalker has the same monkey on her back as Giddie, and Andy
>Monkey monks d0x×'d Traci when she was Tyra Banksie on Periscope
>Try clearnet's bin alt for only Legal Addresses
>The Monkey on their back is children
>I do not just the mystery of the Monk, Monke, Monkey
>to curse 4:20am is to curse themselves and their own sales
>I can't stand weirdos that want a pale look to claim I'm an "insider" when they're fake conservative and cry boo to the fakest Lemurians on the planet
>Reiki isn't real, neither is Riki (in my opinion) and that shit stain is up for private work
Free smoke for Easter and Eastern Standard time Popes?
>If you know the 4th monkey is "do no evil", why stop there? I got sick of hustle culture, especially from bots
>G. NO $ † i ¢
>it's okay to kill chickenfuckers if you go hard, and respect the wishes that don't want em with the fishes
>eww, no thanks, I'm not even giving up something for "lent" except cults that Rick Ross (sci-fuckhead-tricknologist) makes kids bite their tongue to the B.i.t.e. model about
>MONKE DIDN'T TAKE UKRAINIAN CHILDREN, BUT A D.L. BEAR THAT R*PED IR*QIANS DID, DIDN'T HE?
>lmao that bitch dead, so his double
>Impersonation is against this Pope's beliefs
>Thanks for the support and checks, fuck a '96 Black Rose's mother's bootlaces if you're a nonce or spout spousal nonsense about raising children
>I had two people claim me for emergencies
>they need an adult that they can trust from afar
>No teaching minors about adult beliefs, I wouldn't want creeps lingering like on the Corner
>>3901
>If sharks can dress down in November, and devils can dress down in December
>pick an earth month for fun and make a conspiracy joke that's obviously a joke
>base it around a length of time on a calendar and make erisian art
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