/eris/ - Discordianism

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>>3896 (OP) 
So now we can get a cute hot asf goth witch?
IT'S HAPPENING!

>>3897
No, you're getting an obese 'spiritual but not religious' Wiccan who can't reach to wipe her butt

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>Being funny reading Wiccan Fluffbunny things about doing cooking and chores on house with candles like a Disney Princess
I wonder how many DPs had their cottages burn down.

>>3898
i want sphere gf ;_;

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I wonder what Eris' opinion on being bothered constantly by candle/chore magic is.

>>3902
See, She can't just blow out the candles or else the Wick Kiddies will think it's a sign or some shit. Honestly it's probably half he reason Eris is such a snappy bitch, can't sleep much with all those fukken candles alight.

>>3896 (OP) 
The three-headed goddess says it's my turn to be the wiccan pope.

>>3904
Have you seen the posts on some of those witchcraft forums? They'll see a chicken and start asking if it was a sign sent by Baba Yaga. But what if it was?

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>>3896 (OP) 
>We are Wiccans now
Well, the page says
>"This is a large (+9Mb) collection of articles related to Neo-Paganism which can be found archived at a number of FTP sites (for instance, here). This is a collection of posts to bulletin boards from the late eighties to the mid nineties, essentially predating the modern Internet."
So we are more like Neo-Pagans than Wiccans...
>Also
The Old Greek gods find their ways to win the heart, mind and maybe pineal gland of the people aka Humans of today.
So Hail Eris.

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>>3905
>Baba Yaga, Circe, Rhiannon, Morgan le Fey, Madea, Morrigan, Heidr, etm
I would bet money that  most wiccans would shit themselves if they met a real witch. I hear these ladies are still kicking around somewhere, too. I wonder what they have been doing this whole time...

>>3906
I like the idea that we could be umbrella'ed into neo-paganism. I think that would simplify things for the future. If anything we could teach neo-pagans how to be successfully disorganized

>>3907
>I would bet money that  most wiccans would shit themselves if they met a real witch. 
I once took a wiccan girl I was dating to a shrine in the forest. She described it as "creepy". Probably the first forest shrine she'd ever seen. She's lucky she had huge tits or I would have dumped her there and then.

>>3908
(I mean it ended up being a one-night stand and the sex was middling at best, so it's not like she was missing out on much, but still)

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>>3909
I wonder what Eris' opinion on middling sex is.

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>>3905
>Have you seen the posts on some of those witchcraft forums?
Nope. We don't really have Wiccians over here so luckily I've never really given their hacky subculture a second thought.
How seriously do they take that pre-digested manure? "It's raining again, is the holy trinity telling me to pray more??"

>>3907
>I would bet money that  most wiccans would shit themselves if they met a real witch. 
Well, I'd bet that I'd shit myself if I met Eris

>>3915
I bet you ¤20 you would hold it in.

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>>3908
>She's lucky she had huge tits or I would have dumped her there and then.
If she was flat in my case i still help she bacause i like flats girls anyway.
>Why?
I read somewhere they're more comfy to sleep and hug and sensible (sexually to touch on chest)
>Wiccan girlfriend
I want a goth wiccan with fringe appaereance not gonna lie to you they're eternal summa of aesthetic after clown honk honk lolis, nazi lolis and soviet lolis.
>>3915
I will shit brick if Eris start to talk to me like a Tulpa or something.
>Also
One of the girls picrels're a Goth Wiccan girl.
Who?
No Racism allowed Pope.

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>>3918
1 was cute but that's all. Little Twilight vibe.
2 look like typical Evanscence girl from 2010
4 look like a Poser trying to look Gypsy or something from Goofy Vampire Hunter, to much larp to be Wiccan but good for Tv series.
Obvious is 3, she look mostly Wiccan.
But where're the Skyclad (nude) photos at the woods?

>>3911
I am at least partially convinced Eris has been sending random messages to their pineal glands just for laughs.

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>>3930
I don't think that's Eris. It think it's just bored teenagers.

>>3926
I wonder how much future-witchery has been explored.