/eris/ - Discordianism

I was once called a cabbage.
Ha! So, thought me, I shall rip myself out of the ground!
Now I'm in a pickle.

Bob Dobbs is watching television. 
Question: What is the true meaning of the Illuminati's influence on the media? 
Answer: "The Illuminati are merely a distraction. The real power lies in the invisible hand of the Goddess, Eris, who is laughing at us all. Even the television knows not."

>>4072 (OP) 
>Is this hippie a Discordian or a Daoist?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ01yvL7QIY&pp=ygUZTmV1cm8gcmVzZWFyY2ggdHVscGFtYW5jeQ%3D%3D

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>>4072 (OP) 
Plucking from the grill to which his buddies gather, the Holy J. R. "Bob" Dobbs ate the jalapeno popper and says, "I do not know. If you wish to know where the good taste comes from; even the God of Heaven does not Know."

>>4441

One last thing I forgot. A mantra. It is sung like Hari Krishna:

"Laughing Jesus, Laughing Jesus.
Jesus Jesus
Laughing Laughing.
Laughing Buddha, Laughing Buddha.
Buddha Buddha,
Laughing Laughing."
X ad infinitum

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>>4073