/eris/ - >hello, may I direct your sacrifice? <yeah hi this one's for Eris. >alright we'll let Eros know yo...

Pope 33-bcy-3191(BT)02:11:57 No.4119

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>hello, may I direct your sacrifice?
<yeah hi this one's for Eris.
>alright we'll let Eros know you sent it. good luck with your sex life.
<no no it's for Eris. Our goddess.
>noted, if Iris is pleased then you should receive a reply after the next rainfall. thank you for calling.
<no, this is for Eris. Eris. You know, Trojan War?
>ooh, Ares. I'm not sure he'll like this sacrifice but it's your call. My advice: fortify. Goodbye!
>*click*
<not Ares dammit no
<hello?
Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?

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Dweller 48-bcy-3191(BT)04:45:50 No.4135

Many sacrifices have ended up elsewhere, and it's probably for the best.

Pope Pseudo-Kaskopoop-Poompeey 50-bcy-3191(PP) Bureflux! 01:33:55 No.4139

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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
I don't know, I've never spoken to a Greek person on the phone, but if they follow the same logic in an evocation ritual, they must be the same.
I'm still confused as to whether Kratos called Eris or Ares. If not Eris, why does he have a weapons called of chaos and his mom is called Callisto?
I even wonder if Ares would accept the sacrifice of your life; Eris would probably have a more entertaining plan than that.
Damn fucked up Trojan Wars.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8nyhOVtZ1zs&pp=ygUPR29kIG9mIHdhciBlcmlz
>Min 1:08

Pope Haarpomarx 50-bcy-3191(PP) Bureflux! 01:47:25 No.4140

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>>4119 (OP) 
>Why were Greeks like this? Is this bad?
In the PGM, the Greeks and Egyptians can't decide on the party to summon and end up inviting a Jewish god, an Egyptian god, a Greek god, a Canaanite god, a Persian god, a Jewish prophet, a lettuce seller, and a Peruvian god.
Yes, a Peruvian god.
Don't ask what the point of this.
They believed that invoking other foreign deities gave them more power, unlike our Aryan Nazi friends who do not even know that they invoke Indo-European Indo-Aryan deities.
>Also
And that's not even mentioning that there's an invocation of a headless guy, but it turns out it was an exorcism to remove the spirits of colds and the flu.
Medicine back in time'K'used to be more fucked up; the Egyptians would even put a crocodile helmet on you to cure hiccups.
>Also of Also
Jews were more schizophrenic, having many purifications and killing animals inherited from parents to children, and with thousands of overspecific conditions that seem like a fucked up creepypasta recipe on how to call and talk to angels.

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Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

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