>>4138 (OP)
Today is Bureflux. We are obliged to celebrate.
We must also remember the fable of Stanislav Petrov, whose willful disobedience of Bureaucracy saved countless lives.
>Is there at least a world record for eating kielbasa?
Our record keeping department lists the current record as up to four (4) standard kielbasa in a single sitting. We suspect under-reporting of this world record.
