/eris/ - Discordianism

>>4310 (OP) 
Of course - get the burgers to remove "polite" from that law.

So where do we start? Carbombings?

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>>4310 (OP) 
>During a break, an employee may engage another in polite discussion of why his faith is correct and why the non-adherent should re-think is religious beliefs''
Sound Erisian to me...

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>>4310 (OP) 
>>4312
OH FUCK OH DAMN OH MY GODDESS THIS IS GREAT AND AWESOME
NOW WE CAN PROLETARIANIZE-PROSELYTE A LOT!!!!!
WE CAN EVEN USE SOCRATIC DIALOGUE AND THOUSANDS OF COGNITIVE BIASES AND ERRORS TO CONVERT OUR FELLOW HUMANS JUST BY ERISTIC-SCHALATON AND CHAOTIK STUPIDITY!!!

>>4313
but how do we prophet from this

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>>4314
Open up a window repair and cleaning business next door.

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I don't know what I have to do.

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>>4310 (OP) 
>>4312
By the grace bestowed upon me by Eris. By my Office of Infallible Papacy!
For his constantly worldly disruptions and quite domestic incitements shake the globe's order! Never has this earth seen such a personality since Emperor of Europe Napoleon! I hereby pontificate and raise Donald J. Trump to be Elected Head-Knight-Errant status into the 5 Orders of Discordia! I also declare him a vital Agent of Operation Mindfuck!

Blessed Be!

Defender of the 5 Sided Temple! Thy arms reach over the land and sea and sky!

Leader of the Political Party for War on Evil!May ye crush the windmills that kill the birds!
 
Overlord of the Hemlock Fellowship! Eisenhauer ain't got shit on you! 

Current Chief-Organizer for the Citizen's Committee for Concerned Citizen's! May thy audience look over here and not over there!

Head Editor and proud CEO of the Defamation League! Let us hope thou are really just a double agent!

Blessed Be!