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(88.3KB, 720x902) If elected to POTUS I solemnly swear to forbid hot dog buns, death, and as well force food commercials to display nutritional facts about products they advertise on TV and the internet.Hats will be made optional, even my own special Pharaoh hat. What's more, I plan to make the Washington monument even longer. Further more, I shall erect a shrine to our glorious emperor of the USA Norton. And more so, I will replace 1/8 of congress with peacocks. 1/5 of the senate will be replaced by emus. I'm sure we can all agree that my policies are sound and infallible. Vernon Supreme ain't got shit on me!
Of course my discordianism must be hid from the states (but possibly shared with Europe) lest the world shall end.