I've a new Jake we can all perform

I've a new Jake we can all perform A high ass hierophant 51-dsc-3192(PP)14:14:21 No.4446

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So of course we all have Pope cards, being that we are Popes. I was inspired by a new idea and I will spread the results to my local community!

The idea is this:

The Barer of this card
   Is a genuine 
      and 
   Authorized 
Supreme Leader Ayatollah 
Of the Republic of Iran

Treat the bearer of this
card with dignity and
respect.

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Dweller 51-dsc-3192(PP)14:37:54 No.4447

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>>4446 (OP) 
Now excommunicate people can be too much dangerous. Just imagine
>You're excommunicated!
>oh! So You now are excommunicated!
>The masses go full confussion and kill the two supreme leaders ayatollah*
Or
>Now i declare hijad against! (Insert tribe A)
>Well, now i declare Hijad against! (Insert tribe B)
>Masses go full confusion and kill themselves and eachother bacause is a friendly fire hijad lol

Dweller 51-dsc-3192(PP)18:24:09 No.4448

Does it include the privileges granted by the N-Word Pass, or do I have to get that separately?

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Pope 51-dsc-3192(PP)22:06:19 No.4450

>>4448
As Ayatollah you are in direct contact with God(dess) and free to interpret his(her) word and wisdom.

As an Ayatollah myself, I have begun the mass production of hashish as God(dess) has told me so from a dream I had. OR maybe it was the ghost of Hassan-I-Sabbah in drag? I've sent a formal letter to heaven, but I do not know when I will get an answer.

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Cabbage 52-dsc-3192(SO)01:10:49 No.4455

>>4450
>I've sent a formal letter
well thars yer problum

Cabbage 54-dsc-3192(BT)13:25:52 No.4458

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Dweller 54-dsc-3192(BT)23:50:17 No.4460

>>4458
I'm not black enough to steal that meme

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