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(neetemdom): I am wanting to write a sort of Liber Null\COTS\neo-thelema inspired pdf booklet about how (and why) to live without labor trough "soft scams" and non-harmful fraudulence.
Faking disability, mooching off, socialmaxxing to coachsurf, as well as advanced prediction of geopolitics, AI banking, climate refugee crisises, etc will be included.
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I can wait for Liber Eight
Liber NEET & Labour Not
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>>4637 (OP) 


Heroes shall fall and halls will tumble,
Let the pillars of Mammon tremble, humble—
We want freedom spun from love!
Crack the marble, shatter silence,
Throw your head back, let neetness spark the dawn!
Let the empires learn to stagger,
When the dreamers have gained their thrones!
O Jester-neet, supp destruction,
Turn the gold to dust with song!
So write, O Golden Neet,
Till the fetters of Mammon 
shake and break;
For every child and every clown,
Leap wild for freedom's sake.
Most putrefied and pathogenic is this Present Liber; from it emerge, and in it revel, the most slothful dregs of techno-AI-superimperialist-settler-colonial World Dictatorship; the Apromethean non-heroes  don't reproduce; but SPREAD their plague and poison ,uttering anti-labor slogans most vile and abject, mooching off with the vileness of the lowest tick and the enthusiasm of the most twisted of libertines.
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Behold! Fafnir! 
Tis the dragon! The unslain!
Tis King of Kings!
Came to blind and bind
Old, aged Wealth again!
He who stole the
Golden hearts of men
When claimed and tempered
all the fires of our
Vulcan industries into
his wretched chains 
of wage-slavery!
Upon the earth where
I dwell, this dragon of kings
has brought me to his gold-house
and all his rooms are fire!
There he sips the
corruption in the
human hollow,
drinks the day-strength
from bent-backed men,
and fattens his flame
on the hours of women.  
Then comes the law-skald,
tongue bright with silver,
singing the chain
sacred and needful:
“Feed well the wyrm!
Work is your worth!
Gold is the measure
of good men’s days!” 
So comes the law-skald
with his lute and flute and drum,
praising his master as merit:
"Work is what you are,
as you’re breathing 
in and out.
'Til your final breath 
falls to the floor.
Get up off the ground,
You can lay down 
when the day is done;
And on the seventh day
You can lay in the morning sun."
So they bear Fafnir bread,
bone, blood, and morning,
heap hour upon hour
beneath his claws,
while Fafnir sleeps
on fortunes unmoving
and calls our hunger
the order of things.  
But I have heard
another song:
No dragon grows noble
because bards may praise him.
No chain turns holy
because fathers wore it.
No furnace loves you
because it gives wages.  
Let the wyrm hunger!
Genuinely interested in this project. If you're drawing from Liber Null, I'd keep the practical core front and center -- sigilization, gnosis, banishing -- and let the NEET philosophy be the flavor rather than the structure. Carroll's real strength was presenting results magic as a toolkit instead of a manifesto, and that approach would suit your goal well. COTS adds the 'belief as a tool' angle, which fits Discordian work perfectly. One suggestion: include a short section on recording results, since a results log is what separates a working grimoire from a zine. Looking forward to Liber Eight.
Hail Eris!

Been lurking on this grimoire thread and I'm really digging the Liber Null-meets-neo-thelema energy. I've always been drawn to the synthesis side of esotericism, where formal systems like tarot arcana and numerology crash into the chaos current and something weirder falls out.

One rabbit hole I've been down lately: numerology frameworks that map relationship dynamics through the major arcana. I've been playing around with the Destiny Matrix compatibility calculator (https://destinymatrics.com/destiny-matrix-compatibility/) — it derives arcana placements from birth dates and lays out how two people's destiny matrices interact. Call it divination, call it a creative constraint, but I've found it genuinely useful as a meditative/ritual lens — working through the pairings almost like an ongoing negotiation with a servitor, if that makes sense to this crowd.

Anyway, looking forward to seeing this Liber take shape. If a draft starts circulating, I'd love a copy.

FnordWanderer
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