/eris/ - Discordianism

Have you tried sacrificing something? Do you have an altar dedicated to her? There's plenty of ways to make a relatively un-worshipped goddess happy.
even just cumming to her existence is a good thing

>>503
Heretic. Everyone knows only proper way to calm down the goddess is to smear yourself with peanut butter and try to get into public transport.

>>502
Failing badly at an open mic night.

>>3303
I am not an open mic night so I think I have this down.

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These idiots don't know what they're talking about. I'm a certified Erisologist, so you can trust me. First of all, you haven't angered Eris. She was already pissed off. Since you can't placate her fury, what with her being a woman and all, you ought to piss her off even more. Build a house of cards and line up some dominoes to knock it all down, then leave it alone.

for anyone interested, we have created an Official P.O.E.E. Playlist for anyone conducting rituals over the next week:
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Pro tip: it doesn't matter whether She is pleased or angered, either way She'll fuck with you until She gets bored.

If thou must bother the goddess,strive then to make her smile or laugh.