/eris/ - Discordianism

ahahha what is this bullshit?
this dude thinks the discordian society has anything to do with that wiccan stuff just because some websites said so?
>Discordians believe that Chaos is as important as Order
They can't even get this part right. It's DISORDER that's as important as Order. Both make the whole Chao.
Everything is up to interpretation, but this is just looking too deep into the cookie pot.
Discordianism isn't Christianity because Discordians believe Eris is Goddess. It's that easy.

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Yes.

>>531
good reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymRyefYC05k

>>530
>Discordianism isn't Christianity because Discordians believe Eris is Goddess. It's that easy.
Yes, but don't you see? It's not enough that we are heretic, we have to be satanic witches too!
The author of the article is now a patron saint of theology in my discordian sect. I have not yet informed them although I do not expect a positive reception

I love how Wicca and the wonderful Jargon File are used as sources.
It's like citing the Book of Mormon and an Italian dictionary when discussing Christianity.
>I didn't wrote this article to refute all the details of Discordianism; but, rather, to EXPOSE Discordianism for what it truly is, WITCHCRAFT!!!  Discordianism is an inherent part of modern witchcraft.
Only a Discordian Pope could be this dense.

I found this (un)surprisingly well-informed viewpoint from the Church of the Subgenius:
>Discordianism is a rival cult to the Church of the SubGenius. Planet X is named by conspiracy scientists after the goddess they worship, Eris Discordia.
(That second part is more True than you may think.)
>Discordians base their religion on the book Principia Discordia, the number 23, and fnord. Their primary purpose in terms of SubGenii is to destroy the Church of the SubGenius if it gets out of hand.
14/10, properly researched, largely accurate and insightful. Would have been a perfect 10 if they didn't call us a cult; we suspect that we are but we aren't yet certain.

This article is art.
In fact, that author is art.
https://www.winterwatch.net/2019/07/nothings-sacred-satanic-discordian-desecration-of-christian-churches-worldwide-reaches-epidemic-proportions/
>overtly satanic symbolism and anti-God graffiti
>no discordian symbols, quotes or allusions
>"BE UR OWN GOD?" MUST BE THOSE FUCKIN' DISCORDIANS AGAIN! WHO ELSE?
>oh and by the way the colombine shooters were totally discordians because they talk about liberty (read about them here!)
Oh wait, it gets better:
https://www.winterwatch.net/2018/11/a-critique-of-discordianism-a-mixed-bag-but-things-to-be-learned/
Just fucking open it and look at that pipe-smokin' grin.

Oh and this one is fun too: an anti-Discordian blog from 2007-2010
https://concordiamovement.blogspot.com/
Not only are the articles wonderful, but the pathetic butthurt Discordians in the comments make it doubly fun!