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No.540
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A short statement on the PentaPrinciple of Probability or the The Rule of Fives.

It is said, by some rather unimportant people, that all things come in fives or in quantities divisble by five.  I wish to demonstrate that this is true by showing you a case wherein it is false.  Take for example the case of three objects.  The Law of Quints would have you believe that there are actually five objects when this is clearly not true.  Why?  Because it is true.  You can simply divide them by five, creating five objects of three fifths, to show that they were divisible by 5 all along and thus are a multiple of five.  This means the Quinary Doctrine holds true no matter the quantity in question and is thus effectively meaningless or absolutely meaningful.  You can take it to mean whatever you choose so long as you know what you mean when you give it away.
No.541 
It is nice to finally see a formal proof by contradiction of the quintuplex relation. Thank you, Pope.
No.544 
Some things of disinterest. Putting aside the file name and its metadata, as they are on the line beginning with File and any idiot knows that FILE IS NOT FOUND,  pOPe's post includes the numeral 5 five times.  It also includes the word "five" (not "fives", that is quite dissimilar), five times.  If you take both the POEE and non-discordian timestamps for the first reply you will note there are five "5"s in total there as well.  That's three instances of five fives!  As of the publishing of this short diatribe, there will be two replies to this topic!

2 + 3 = 5.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001, which, if you are not anal about it, is pretty close to being divisible by 5 as well, which is practically, essentially, virtually, probably, exactly the same as being divisible by 5!

Note to self: The five numeral fives in the body of this post are irrelevant.
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No.545
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>>544
2 + 3 = 4.999…
THE LAW OF FIVES IS A HACKJOB!
No.554 
Did I hear someone say…
No.555
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5
No.760
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The 5th element is orange.
The 5th pool ball is also orange.
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No.761 
>>760
borange
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No.767 
>>761
Like fobbies?
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No.768 
>>767
Closely resembling them, but someting entirely different.
No.769 
>>760
The 5th sense is also orange, according to breakthrough research made last tuesday
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No.770 
>>769
The 45th POTUS is also orange.
Maybe this isn't just a coincidence.
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No.3260 
I seem to have misplaced my 5 sided die
No.3261
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>>770
There are 5 letters in 'orange' (the e is silent)
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