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What if: Pope 37-bcy-3186(SM)05:03:46 No.661

… there was an episode in a TV show where a supporting character just has crutches and a foot injury. It's never mentioned by any of the characters, never explained, is never used in a joke, never causes drama and is never brought up again?

… you mixed the menthol from mint with the capsaicin from chilli?

… you conjoined your own clone to yourself and tried to simultaneously marry with someone?

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Cabbage 37-bcy-3186(SM)05:34:35 No.662

.. my ass was slightly bigger and riddled with warts?

.. there wasn't any frozen veggies left in the shop?

.. world isn't the exactly the way is was before, but quite similar in all the important aspects but you don't even notice?

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Pope 37-bcy-3186(SM)06:04:41 No.663

… Discordian cabals canonized instructions to perform Discordian rituals which must legally be respected, like the new Satanic abortion ritual in The Satanic Temple?

>>661
>… you mixed the menthol from mint with the capsaicin from chilli?
You would receive a trade secret lawsuit from IcyHot®

>>662
>.. there wasn't any frozen veggies left in the shop?
Vegan organizations officially declare fish a vegetable to avoid famine.

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Pope 37-bcy-3186(SM)07:44:43 No.664

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>>663
>… Discordian cabals canonized instructions to perform Discordian rituals which must legally be respected, like the new Satanic abortion ritual in The Satanic Temple?
This visual demonstrates.

Pope 37-bcy-3186(SM)16:42:04 No.665

…Eris appeared before you and told you "JEBAC KURWE POLICJE"?

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Cabbage 38-bcy-3186(BT)02:47:47 No.669

>>665
Kurwa!

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Pope 38-bcy-3186(BT)14:20:51 No.671

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>>669
That must be the best get on this whole site. Oh well, only 6,030 posts to go before a real good one.

Cabbage 39-bcy-3186(PD)07:45:12 No.672

>>662
>.. world isn't the exactly the way is was before, but quite similar in all the important aspects but you don't even notice?
Nice try, we noticed. >>2826

Cabbage 39-bcy-3186(PD)07:46:00 No.673

^^
>>>/b/2826

Pope 63-bcy-3186(BT)10:27:32 No.807

I did always wonder what it would be like if there was a film and the main character just anticlimactically dies early and fuck the audience no not like citizen kane. But then I kind of saw that happen in a movie so we'll do the other one.

…there was a film that just cuts to the credits half way through a fight scenes in the middle of the action.

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Pope 64-bcy-3186(PD)22:50:59 No.818

>>807
I've heard of a video game that does something similar. You pull a random lever and the game jumps to credits.

Dweller 65-bcy-3186(PP)01:16:43 No.820

>>662
>.. there wasn't any frozen veggies left in the shop?
we can finally dedicate the room to ice-cream!

/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

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