/eris/ - Discordianism

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

ERISCHAN HAS NO CULTURE Pope 40-bcy-3186(PP)20:23:31 No.680

You heard me right!
it's right there in the subject title after all.

Erischan suffers from complete randomness and impurity! 
Normally I would say that these are merely the results of worshipping such a Chaotic Goddess but this is a dire situation! What good is an imageboard without Culture! In-jokes! Sub-communities!?

I expect the lot of you to correct this fatal mistake at once! Get to work on creating cohesion, immediately!

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Pope 40-bcy-3186(PP)20:26:54 No.681

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also congrats, we've overcome 5000 posts across all boards

OH YEAH? Pope 40-bcy-3186(PP)21:18:28 No.682

What an absolute philistine! Do you need a sub-community labelled to notice it? Do you need a wiki and a Know Your Meme page to recognize culture and in-jokes? Outrageous!

Erischan has too much culture! Far too many posts here make total sense. We've even managed to make a magazine from all of this, how mortifying!

We desperately need more chaos, more discord and more reverse psychology! Hop to it!

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Cabbage 40-bcy-3186(PP)21:23:47 No.683

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Can't we ask admindude to install one?

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Dweller 40-bcy-3186(PP)22:37:37 No.684

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>creating cohesion
SMDH

Cabbage 40-bcy-3186(PP)23:42:32 No.685

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ouchy oof

Pope 41-bcy-3186(SO)00:11:51 No.686

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>>683
Better make it two.

Pope 41-bcy-3186(SO)03:00:53 No.687

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The recent /3/ posts are literally spam posted on many imageboards.
Can you finally spamfilter them?

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Cabbage ## admindude 41-bcy-3186(SO)05:29:33 No.688

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if it's true that i have failed to install a culture, i will correct this mistake. But not on a budget of one hotdog a week.

>>687
i've deleted them, thusfar i've failed to create a spamfilter. man, PHP sucks ass.

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Pope 41-bcy-3186(SO)06:52:05 No.690

>>688
Yeah, I guess you saw some of the links to other imageboards. I don't have specific experience with PHP but I've just started looking into it.
You could try and make event handlers: https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan/wiki/events
Something like this should do regex matching:

event_handler('post', function($post) {
        # check how many times 'http' appears in the post
		if (preg_match_all('/http/', $post->body) >= 3)
				return 'You have been excommunicated for being a shill.';
});

(assuming $post and $post->body have to exist, which I think they do)

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Pope 41-bcy-3186(SO)07:01:53 No.691

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Do you have to take PHP to make culture? Someone help me out, I'm not very up to date about what drugs kids do these days.

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Pope 41-bcy-3186(SO)07:16:40 No.692

>>691
PHP is more of a 90s thing. Now we take 'Elixir', 'Rust' and 'brainfuck' when we really want to develop ourselves.

Cabbage ## admindude 41-bcy-3186(SO)08:43:32 No.694

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>>690
thanks for that, i've put it in the config and it seems to work perfectly.

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Cabbage 41-bcy-3186(SO)13:30:49 No.695

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>>694
Awesome! I'm glad I could help.

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Cabbage 41-bcy-3186(SO)15:47:22 No.696

>>682
>We desperately need more chaos
YES!
>more discord
Yes, but not the service,
>and more reverse psychology!
No we don't!

Cabbage 41-bcy-3186(SO)17:12:01 No.697

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>>695
> spam got through just 10 minutes after this post

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Cabbage 41-bcy-3186(SO)17:46:18 No.699

>>697
*points to >>>/3/*
DER IST SCHULD AM SPAM!

Cabbage 41-bcy-3186(SO)22:11:13 No.703

>>697
>:(
If admin actually wants to block that guy in particular and not just link spam, I'd suggest blocking the polish word for police in the subject and the smiling emoticon they always put at the end. Or better yet, implementing an event handler to accept the post before deleting it a minute later. Maybe could be done with 'post-after' and a timer.
@admin
I just read more documentation and it looks like the poorly-named flood filters were made for regular spam detection like suggested above: https://github.com/vichan-devel/vichan/wiki/flood_filters

Dweller 41-bcy-3186(SO)23:28:40 No.704

>>680
Culture was actually one of the things that killed 4chan years and years ago, arguably.

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Pope 42-bcy-3186(SM)06:11:30 No.705

>>704
I could argue that.

Anyone else getting Wrong Password errors?

Pope 46-bcy-3186(SO)08:14:12 No.715

>>680
your mom has no culture but this peepee is full of culture. its a culture industry of smegma. the prison of the cotton undergarments perpetuate the funky jungle that has built shanty towns under the fatpad. society of the spunktacle, and i am the architect.

Dweller 52-bcy-3186(SM)13:56:11 No.721

>>691
>I'm not very up to date about what drugs kids do these days.
All of them.

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Cabbage 52-bcy-3186(SM)14:17:17 No.722

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>>721
pic related,kids on 4chins

Pope 54-bcy-3186(PD)01:39:16 No.772

he becaming an heroin

Pope 55-bcy-3186(PP)05:48:07 No.775

erischan is only good because it's not immediately able to be understood by an outsider.

Replies: >>776

Pope 55-bcy-3186(PP)06:51:26 No.776

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>>775
discordianism is probably one of the easiest things to grasp
we need to complicate it for ??? reasons

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Dweller 55-bcy-3186(PP)10:43:29 No.777

>>776
Elitism.

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Pope 55-bcy-3186(PP)20:20:39 No.780

>>>777
Yeah, that's the word.

Dweller 55-bcy-3186(PP)21:00:15 No.781

In discordja we feed the troll and keep it as pet!

Pope 60-bcy-3186(PP)09:09:18 No.798

We need to enter formal academia in a more official sense. Eventually, we can create a Discordian Academy.

Here is the type of published* journal we ought to give rise to:
http://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf
* It was only reviewed and accepted for publication, financial issues prevented it from being included. This is why our mission is necessary.

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Cabbage 63-bcy-3186(BT)19:13:45 No.808

>>798
Since we have a magazine I think the logical next step would be a netlabel.

Pope 63-bcy-3186(BT)20:50:13 No.809

Is bacteria a culture?

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Cabbage 45-afm-3188(BT)13:34:46 No.2751

Reading fore the newbies.

Cabbage 45-afm-3188(BT)14:04:01 No.2839

>>809
Erisianism doesn't survive on a petri dish, but infects readily a room full of people when stars align

Pope 45-afm-3188(BT)14:10:24 No.2844

>>2843
chuds… the party is just getting started

Dweller 45-afm-3188(BT)14:10:51 No.2845

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Good luck admin! Running an imageboard can be a painful experience sometimes.

Cabbage 45-afm-3188(BT)14:10:52 No.2846

>>2843
What u do beside creating soyaks and raiding? Make me an eris soyak and I might come take a look.

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Pope 45-afm-3188(BT)14:11:26 No.2847

>>2846
'P

Cabbage 45-afm-3188(BT)14:22:45 No.2864

>>2846
That's pretty much it we also like pixelplanet…

https://files.catbox.moe/9bafum.mp4

Pope 45-afm-3188(BT)14:33:37 No.2870

>>2846
>Make me an eris soyak 
TSMT do it teens

Dweller 16-afm-3189(PD)22:25:52 No.3334

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>>680
Chaos must, of course, flow IMpurely

Dweller 53-cfn-3190(PP)01:32:39 No.3610

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from leftypol /draw/
thats where out culture must have gone, AND WE MUST BRING IT BACK!

Cabbage 53-cfn-3190(PP)01:33:43 No.3611

>>777
Induced entropy.

Pope 60-cfn-3190(SM)20:55:17 No.3621

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>>680 (OP) 
I use my discordian cultures to make kombucha and other tasty fermented foods

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Dweller 60-cfn-3190(SM)22:09:17 No.3627

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>>3621
Lucky. All I got was an explosion.

Pope 64-cfn-3190(SO)01:41:57 No.3633

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Is a new banner a culture?

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Cabbage 64-cfn-3190(SO)04:19:33 No.3634

>>3633
that banner is a good culture

Dweller 65-cfn-3190(SM)01:16:29 No.3637

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>Culture
Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my rum.

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Dweller 65-cfn-3190(SM)11:19:38 No.3638

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>>3637
Rum culture isn't bad.

Cabbage 71-cfn-3190(BT)14:28:50 No.3645

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Speaking of culture, the spoiler image needs some culture. Not very Erisian to me.

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Cabbage 73-cfn-3190(PP)12:13:24 No.3661

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>>3645
cc:

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Nope 73-cfn-3190(PP)12:13:54 No.3662

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Today was a good day for erischan.org

Cabbage 1-bcy-3190(SO)20:20:26 No.3663

>>3661
First one looks good to me.

Dweller 2-bcy-3190(SM)01:50:19 No.3664

>>3661
I want both uwu

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Cabbage 3-bcy-3190(BT)05:33:09 No.3668

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>>3664
Are we the perfect chaotic society? Maybe not yet. But we have perfected the art of the derail.

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)15:32:42 No.3669

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>>3668
True

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)22:19:24 No.3670

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>>3669
Erischen?

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Dweller 3-bcy-3190(BT)23:23:35 No.3671

>>3670
Good call

March 2024 Dweller 32-bcy-3190(SM)09:24:45 No.3690

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apparently we do

not sure if we can sell it yet

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Cabbage 32-bcy-3190(SM)13:58:07 No.3692

>>3690
I would buy that

Cabbage 32-bcy-3190(SM)15:20:18 No.3693

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>>3690
idk what chat that is
anyway only real popes remember the astronaut

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Pope? 33-bcy-3190(BT)00:58:20 No.3694

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>>3693
>real popes

Dweller 34-bcy-3190(PD)02:27:06 No.3695

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rolling fortune

Your fortune: You will meet a tall mysterious stranger

Pope 45-bcy-3190(PP)15:40:34 No.3704

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>>680 (OP) 
>Erischan has no culture
That's culture jamming, pope.
Good job pal.

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