/eris/ - Discordianism

Temples make it stiff and boring. Everyone's already deranged. Everywhere is a sacred site of Eris. Just talk to "cabbages" long enough and you'll see it.

nothing wrong with a little bit of institutionalization… I suggest we start setting up communes all around america and central europe

A kitchen sink is my temple, but you need my permission to enter.

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>>83
can i have your permission then?

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agree with OP but i'd go further than just a temple

this is her temple, sram psa jak sra.

if erischan was temple, there'd be cute priest girls.

>>119
There are.

>>120
where?

>>121
We hid them to keep them safe from you.

>>122
bro
not cool
priest girls are for fugging

>>123
Just not for you.

>>124
Rude

>>125
somebody was harassing them, it had to be done or they would've converted to wicca or some bullshit

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>>126
Some disguise themselves as Wiccan at times. I believe it's a deep cover tactic that is used to flush out the harassers, so that they can be mocked and laughed at.

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No way, I don't want any Discordian e-whatever attention whores online shitting up the place. Bunch of greyfaces that attracts it's own kind of vermin. Those always end in massive hugbox cancer. The e-discordians on their treehouse forums and imageboards should be left  to their own ecosystems separate from each other. RAW said it best when he said we, Discordians, must stick apart. The internet shouldn't be an exception. I'm not again having a beer with a few Discordians you know personally. I'm just saying we don't want any hype kiddies in.

Shut the door. It's cold outside and we pay for heating.

>>150
against* is what I meant to say, Fuck.

I see my Discordian enlightment as a personal spirital path and no two popes will ever agree on something. That's fine. You're just wrong. Hail Eris.

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>>151
It's the reason the Principia introduced a right for all discordians to start their own schisms, cabals and sects. A hierarchy hard to place.
Every sect has absolute autonomy. Erischan lurkers and PD forums users shouldn't be one and the same.

>>150
i love that picture, but i'm not sharing it with anyone. let us never speak of this again.

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>>153
Fine. let us never speak of this matter again.

They're making an Illuminatus TV show, so you may get your wish. It'll probably just be embarrassing though.

>>165
It is embarassing already, so I'm fine with it.

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>>165
>Netflix

Yep, i'm pirating that. Not spending a fucking penny on it. Nothing will beat the unabridged version of the audiobook I found online somewhere. Used to listen to it on my way to and back to work for a while. Good stuff. I also bought a physical copy of Schrodinger's cat trilogy a while ago and I never got around to actually read it.

How much do you want to bet they gonna go full virtue signaling to pander to the target audience and try to make it a commercial success? It won't really matter to them to make it decent. They will just want to make a quick buck out of it because counter-culture, dude. fuck the system maaaannnnn.  

I might be pleasantly or horribly surprised and I'm scared to know.

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>>167
Thanks for the OC
And thank you admin for starting this site

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>>165
I imagine it being about as epic as HBOs faithful re-telling of Watchmen.

CQD THIS IS TITANIC
CQD THIS IS

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If any of you are serious about introducing Discordianism to more inquiring minds, you're free to start a thread and leave a link over in the Religion section of Xchan, where we, The Cult of Moth originated and are headquartered. https://xchan.wtf/rel/index.html

I just discovered your chan, but it's interesting. The Cult of Moth is always seeking knowledge and perspective so you are welcome to come over and share your wisdom. 

Like you, our cult started as a joke, but is growing in authenticity and dedication.

>>212
Come on, you don't even tell what your cult is about. I'm not gonna click that before we have a serious discussion about dangers of cults.

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>>212
>Like you, our cult started as a joke

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>>213
The Cult of Moth is a dualistic cult that emphasizes personal transformation on a never-ending journey through life and death(symbolized by the moth and its progression from a caterpillar). This is reflected in our acronym MOTH, which simultaneously denotes (Making Our way Towards Heaven) and (Making Our way Towards Hell). 

Existence is viewed as a complete and inseperable entity, good and evil are shades that bleed into each other and both are necessary for balance; we gain wisdom by traversing, understanding and experiencing this vast horizon of reality.

>>214
I am unsure how to interpret this.

>>215
So you realized that objective morality is a shitshow and made it into a religion with funny backronyms?

It's nice to see orginal thinkers around, but I still think your idea needs a little something something to catch fire.

Keep reaching for that lamp tho!

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>>216
denial of objective morality is practically what I imagine erisianism to be.
with whiffs of absurdism, herecliteanism and surrealism, discordianism quickly becomes a much, much darker belief.
Eris symbolizes the necessarily required strife and struggle we face, and in Her name we can strive for even more strife.
Dike Eris, friends.

>>218
I disagree. Discordianism is about funny memes.

>>220
only 50%.

>>221
Other half is a secret they never told me so memes are all I got :c They are not even that funny when you think about them.

Memes are really bad memes.

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>>218
That sounds perfectly complimentary to The Cult of Moth and our views. How do you guys feel about having a Moth/Eris collaboration thread that links back to here and vice versa? This is an opprtunity to trade ideas and flesh out our philosophies. The Cult of Moth would do well to examine the Absurdity of Discordianism and Discordianism can possibly integrate Moth's perspective of metamorphosis into your conception of chaos. We both have more to gain and can further establish and reinforce ourselves agaist our mutual enemies of the Abrahamic faiths.

>>225
dude, abrahamic religions are huge, they'd crush us without even aknowledging our existence. We better fight each other, since that would be way more interesting and balanced. Also we'd win and every time we win we have a party. Parties are fun.

So, mortal enemies?

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>>227
Sure, any fight is good for strengthening ourselves. Our believers are far more dedicated and passionate than yours, though. Do you see? 
https://xchan.wtf/rel/res/64.html

Eris will be fine booty for The Mothman.

>>228
Uu I'm fucking scared, your cult members know how to do imagesearch for butterfly pictures. 
Mor(m)onic dedication is nice, but discordian doors are boobytrapped. 
You do your metamorphosis shit and you are still just a tiny bug easily defeated by a vacuum cleaner.

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>>230
What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the moans of your thot goddess.

>>231
When the world gets fucked it don't happen quietly under the sheets in missionary position. Would you find it more kinky if she laid 10-100 eggs on underside of leaves of a specific orchid species late in spring. I bet she could if your opinion mattered.

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>>234
gay
whats fun about freedom if it's for everyone?
i want to rape girls all day and take their freedom away.
fuck freedom

>>235
Seriously, has anybody ever raped you?

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>>236
yes
>>237
yes

>>225
I'd fully agree though I don't think either religion has a full-fledged guide/manual to the many cabals and their ideas. It's hard to comprehend just how vast discordianism treads, as there's no case made for any moralfaggotry.

>>238
I'm still not sure if you are going for the shock value, or are you just way too honest about your deep dark desires. My money on both/neither.

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>>231
>thot goddess
lol. Though she shall not be patrolled, my thots exactly. based moth frens.

>>240
these are my beliefs.
I think the world is too good, and that it's time for the bad eris to do her job, rather than the good eris. her children shall come together to create the worlds most devastating events.

>>243
Raping people is counterproductive to your goals. People have been raping each other since the beginning and it has yet to bring the apocalypse onto the world. Also if you stop acting like a prick, you get allies who'd also love to see the planet go ouch.

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>>239
Have you considered that our religions originate from a visceral place in the soul? This is what I mean; traditional religions originate in the minds of men and their perspectives, but MOTH and Discordianism stem from true primordial forces that transcend man (Moth: Life+ death, sex+violence; Discordianism: Chaos, fate, luck) That is why Moth started as images expressing fundamental concepts, then came the meaning and articulation. 

>>241 
Fucking b a s e d OC. Saved, and this will be the image for the possible Eris/Moth Collab thread. You guys should say yes to it. Like I mentioned above, you don't even have to post opinions at 1st, just images of things that represent Discordian forces. The philosophy will flow from this.

>>251
Revision:

*bias not perspective

*chance not luck

>>251
There's nothing primordial about discordianism, rumor says the whole thing began when some men did acid. Give us 2000 years and we are just as boring as christians.

>>253
discordianism may seem new age-y, but the truth is that some of these ideas that were shat out by these dumb ass hippies actually had value, and in fact had been circling around eachother since 500ad

just found this site via webring but if the admin's here, can i ask why you'd make an imageboard about such a niche subject?

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>>255
What a disgustingly normie thing to ask. Why would someone prefer something mainstream over niche, are there any benefits?

>>254
So thoughts have more value longer they have been around? You should try hinduism.

>>257
that's not what i'm saying, i'm saying these thoughts had been circulating for a while, but have recently been able to resurface partly thanks to discordianism, which put its own little new age spin on it.

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>>257
>So thots have more value longer they have been around? You should try hinduism.
TOO OLD!

>>256
why would you make a website nobody ever asked for?

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>>262
I can imagine many reasons, but that's besides the point when all reasons originate from emotions that are utterly devoid of anything rationally premeditated. Furthermore, why would you value wishes of a collective higher than your own, if you wish to create something then you should. I didn't make this website btw.

>>258
You refuted my point about discordianism being nothing special and just another cult by saying
>b-but it's ancient wisdumb!!!

Prophets should be kicked in the nuts the moment they start spewing shit.

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>>261
Goa goa hare ja (….ja)

>>264
please make this clear for my sake;
are you disrespecting Eris?

>>268
No, I'm not nutting to her pictures, I'm just shitting over the beta orbital cult that has formed around her.

>>269
nigger you could say the same about god
"christians r cucks and beta orbiters for god"
discordianism is absurdist and paradoxical in its belief and its existence. Some people seriously believe in Eris, others don't. It's the schrodingers cat. you don't know if you'll find a joke or a religion once you open the box.

>>270
>you could say the same about god
Yes I could and I did. God has tits, remember?

You sound like a preacher, have you ever examined what are you preaching, or are you just mindlessly repeating what you've heard elsewhere?

Something being too weird to understand doesn't make it holy. Machine guns do.

>>271
then i suggest we buy machine guns and make the joke a little bit more sacred.

>>272
If you are serious about upgrading your topology, nipplerings would look better imho.

>>273
ew
gay
no

>>275
Have you any idea how men wielding machine guns waste their time between battles? EVEN IN GODDAMN ISIS!

>>278
yh they rape the whores they rescued

>>279
Fuck no, that divides the ranks.

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I'm new to discordianism, but Most of my life i wanted to live an ascetic lifestyle and i kinda do actually. Having a robe would make me feel more dignified in my eccentricity and living in an aesthetic temple with other robed discordians even more so, but where there are organizations there are rules and i don't give a damn about not eating hotdogs on certain days, i'm afraid my lack of humility and the resulting chaos would hurt other discordians and the wight on my consciousness would destroy me in return.

>>281
But that's the fun part :D

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>>69
but we do have a temple, in the Lost Souls MUD

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>>282
Its all fun and games until someone loses an eye, or starves to death, wouldn't want to end like some pathetic hippy commune from the sixties. Fun costs money, but its highly doubtful that there is a sufficient amount of discordians out there to support a temple by letting us organize their weddings/funerals. Selling trinkets wouldn't exactly fill our pockets either.

>>285
money is only worth as much as you make it. we can make our own currency. The Erisian Decentral Bank will handle it.

You could easily make Discordianism more interesting if you laid more focus on the possibility of something greater than just a few boomer jokes. Exclusivity also breeds interest, so knowledge that would take a long time to harness would do good for it. Like a common language perhaps, or even comprehensive stories about Eris herself.
Laying a link with western esotericism shouldn't be hard, though Discordianism is a very American work, and should require a few translations and reinterpretations first.

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>>287
>should require a few translations
lurk moar. everyone here is fluent in polish.

>>290
is there a polish version of the principia out ?

>>296
Seeing as how many members are fluent in both languages, there is almost certainly a polish version in. Being in a room, I cannot see if there is a polish version out.

mEdit: Gutenberg says the translation is a WIP.

http://self.gutenberg.org/articles/discordia_-_hail_the_goddess_of_chaos_and_confusion#Translations

fuck dudes now the worlds gonna end you fuckers wanna start like a semiserious cult? im down for spooking the locals

>so slow

Soyaks u should be ashamed.

Discordianism is spreading as we speak.

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>>69
Build make do.

>>223
I just lost The Game

>>3333
You can use mine until you find yours