/eris/ - Discordianism

She loves it when you actually cook your semen. Or just take a dump on the screen, whatever amuses you more.

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>>835
i doubt your loyalty
you're excommunicated

>>836
Well I'm excommunicating you. Twice!

>>837
well i'ma de-excommunicate you just so i can re-excommunicate you!

>>837
>>838
I redefined your cabals' definition of excommunication!

>>834
After the 47th of every month, the next time you are in a public area carry the smallest valid cash denomination you own (penny, 1-euro coin, etc.) and throw it as far as you can towards the largest group of people you can see. No verbal praise of Eris is required. Gold coins are to be saved for a similar but distinct ritual ('charity scrombling').

Wow you take torrenting very seriously.

>>841
I wonder what Eris downloads.
I wonder if she seeds rare torrents for 97% then stops.

>>841
>>842
i'd seed for eris.

>>839
>I redefined your cabals' definition of excommunication!
WOAH HOLD ON YOU CAN'T DO THAT

>>842
>I wonder if she seeds rare torrents for 97% then stops.
She's the goddess of discord, not pure evil.

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>>834
>What are some other good rituals to do to properly worship Eris?
Screencaping relevant images from old media for propaganda purposes

>>844
>She's the goddess of discord, not pure evil.
I wish someone would have mentioned that to those folks who typecast her in that Saint Seiya anime
even though it was worth watching for the screencaps

i'm cooming for eris