>>2127
Hey, Andre:
First of all, I'd like to say that we here at the Erischan Organization deeply appreciate your concern for us and believe that you deserve praise for it.
Secondly, we would like to express our condolences for the hatred of yourself that you've confided in us. Although, we can't do anything for you ourselves we do have some therapeutic resources we could recommend you. (You could start with the Principia Discordia).
Finally, we were unable to figure out what you meant by when you said "absurdocuck." Your referral to us as "schizos" is also puzzling as we have reported a "statistically insignificant" number of schizophrenics in our group (see Erischan Census 2018). For your radically confusing words, we've come to a completely divided disagreement for you to be canonized as a Saint. We hope you enjoy your Sainthood, Saint Andre.
Sincerely,
A Pope
