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This board is dedicated to the discussion of Governance, which takes precedence over the discussion of Politics.
The main purpose of this board is not about saying something is wrong, it's about seeing how it could be done right via policy.
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<memes are the mental equivalent of biological viruses
>"universal antiviral algorithm"
Yeah I don't get it. Doesn't the whole biological model suggest that there's no such thing as an "ultimate lifeform", just organisms that are best suited to their environment?

And more importantly
>2015
So apparently racism is solved i guess??? Unless you're talking about people uniting under a shared identity/hatred but you don't really need fancy studies to do that.
are you arguing with yourself again
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>>2793
Sorry I was high and meant to post in >>2634
>arguing with yourself
Shut up BITCH. It's called shadow work, you wouldn't understand.

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Holycow shit damn son
>It's happening again
We need to print the Damn book on the photocopier of the prosecutor of the case who is investigating the case right now!!! Holycow shit!!!!
>Go fast call the German-sino-aryan-bolivian hackers for relative infinite printing and call the society for safe fap and condoms & co. for free paper and condoms!!!!
>What the fuck going to happen now???
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>>2674
>Media virus 23
I guess the virus 23 is because it was something that discordianism influenced by the counterculture and cybernetics to be a trend among hackers.
>Although this image says that 23 it is for crowley and pagan ideas, I took it out of the archive.
Although today it is info wars and narratives that governments invade people mind and media with psyops of hackers trolls and bots. Social engineering and disinformation in short, control of political narratives.
That a politician or authority figure gives rise to these narratives can end badly. That's why twitter/x put that tab to report events or fake news.
Before it was for people to think and doubt as an act of creativity, today it is for them to think in one way or even to achieve justifiable violence.
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>>2685
>Douglas Rushkoff
Don't believe him too much, he tends to exaggerate, lie or even make things up, maybe he is a guru in his niche.
>But still sound cool and OM pilled maybe? lol
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>>2684
I can't decide if I like /x/ or the youtube videos about how schiz /x/ is
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>>2634 (OP) 
They know it.
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Hey, hello
I am not from the United States; I am from a third world country.
Lately, I have noticed that the algorithm on websites news keeps showing me deaths and other brutal things that happen in your country.
Is this something related to politics happening?, or is there more exposure on this now bacause some political thing? yep trump or whatever.
I understand that deaths are a daily occurrence in your country, but my stereotype of brutal problems in the US is
>a guy going postal
>madman wanting to shoot a pop star or the president
>a teenager with mental health problems carrying out a school shooting
>feminist or terf doing gangstalking
>hot dogs and kielbasa prohibition on weekends.
>teachers abusing students
>students abusing teachers
>some obscure political shit called gate that happens sometimes
>The goverment joking with us
The last thing I read about was murders among members of the same political or another ideologies because of the luls for being soft-politically or because of sexuality issues, or even the murder of a girl on a train or even secret protests that the media concealed about something involving Tesla and Trump.
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>>2778
>vancoo.png.related
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!.!.!
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>>2779

I unironically hate Australians so goddamn much.  Australia is the most vile, disgusting, and utterly worthless shit stain on the globe. It is a putrid, festering polyp on the anus of mankind; a giant fecal smear on human civilization. Australia has absolutely no culture of any sort (unless you count binge-drinking, wife-beating, meth-smoking, yelling racist abuse on public transportation, and producing violent child pornography as "culture"), it has no history (other than genocide, and they couldn't even do that with any success), and it has contributed absolutely nothing to the world in its entire existence (to date, Australia's greatest contributions to the world have been The Wiggles and vegemite). Thankfully, however, with climate change accelerating at its current rate, this miserable desert island of inbred, singlet-wearing, kangaroo-fucking drunken retards will hopefully be plunged into the ocean within the next century (and, when that happens, absolutely nothing of any value will be lost).
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>>2783
Australia is horrible but not even top 3 horrible, and you didn't even list the reasons why it is horrible. This sounds like an Australian wrote it. (either that or an Indonesian on sedatives)
>>2783
Holy shit, Moot posts here?
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>>2769 (OP) 
>>2773
The ICE in chicago is doing Operation Midway Blitz and they're harrasing innocent people. Fucking nazis.

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you guys are complete pussies. You said you wanted a race war, well now it's here and you pathetic incel losers are just sitting at home jacking off. You faggots are all talk. You guys won't do shit because you're nothing but a little pussy!
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Five years later.  Still no race war.

Keep dreaming, rightoids.
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>>569
I don't browse other boards but its still really easy to spot.
-usually grayfaced and/or bait
-written in the "standard imageboard" cant rather than the writing style of any of this board's users
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>>2766
Fu k I'm sorry I forgot to click nobump
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>>2767
(You can still delete and repost if you haven't disabled cookies or closed a private browsing window.)
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>You said you wanted a race war

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Why do we even have this board? The best governance is no governance
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>>831 (OP) 
left wing conservative Anarcho technocratic monarchism is the only way out of the crises we find ourselves in.
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>>2571
No post- center fencism has the more interesting ideology
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>>2573
>Post-left
yeah I'm into that
>>2562
>>2567
No no, I think no.
>>2563
>>2568
No, bad idea bacause its a commie anarchist thing
>>2564
>>2569
Maybe, anarchist commies sound cool to me
>>2565
>>2570
absolutely no, I think it's a bad idea, who would think of it? it's impractical and the entire system going to go down!
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Still less pathetic clapping than the Ž̍ͥiže̐̔k-Peterson Debate

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Now that we have internet and are able to gather around, could we launch Operation Mindfuck OPs? Making false proof and slowly shilling it in some conspiraboomer websites?
I have a few telegram conspiracy channels I can post into, so if you guys have some short and convincing Mindfuck "memes" I can share them
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James Randi Mindfuck thousands of people by creating a new ager magic prophet that everyone believed until he revealed himself and even destroyed the reputation of an evangelist priest by hacking into electrical communications with god aka his wife on the secret headset.

and if we make an ARG or alternate reality game? they are in fashion among the fresh youth and they get to play and believe in these games as a very immersive metareality that they can even believe everything. like a video game a cult a religion or even the awakening of the consciousness of an occult world. i saw some experimental videos of supposed OTO members doing it. just look at the effect of some creepypastas or urban myths of the internet.
some hardcore shit like nick land hyperstition or Randonaut project(inspired by the Reality Tunnel) i say
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the minds of homosectarians and fluffbunnies(like supersticiuous new agers) (potential mindfuck) are very attached to ideas whether conservative, new agers or apocalyptic and of course political or the happenstance of the day. Pizzagate was successful for one more reason than the right-wing approach. if we exploit their mystical apophenia (no longer looking for little lions in the bushes) and exploit their mind estate alertness that no longer only looks for pareidolias but looks for memes and political images in every corner as if they were some kind of daemons-witch-satan or jews
>(I am not anti-semitic don't misunderstand me)
they will become obsessed and end up doing and believing any stupid thing to the point that taking them to the extreme could lead them to cognitive dissonance and the realization that everything they believe can be doubted.
They are desperate to believe something and find evidence of the truth.
new OMF strategy

I reply "Vaxxed?" under any post about anyone's death, no matter the cause
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>>2750
>hit by train
<"Vaxxed?"
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>>1079 (OP) 
http://www.carworld.love

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This post will be brigaded and possibly deleted by the bidetists but I have to speak the truth that everyone else is too afraid to say. 

Bidets are ineffective and a waste of money. All they do is squirt water at your ass, you have to turn it up to the point where your literally power washing your entire rectum before it actually removes poop. You're better off using bargain bin toilet paper. Its not any more clean or sanitary because if you finally do remove the poop it just runs down your gooch. And then you have to wipe anyway to avoid having a wet spot in your ass. These things are being pushed on us from all sides and they just suck. They're trying to force us to use these disgusting French things and so many on the internet just go along with it, nobody speaks out. Dissenters are doxxed, gangstalked, and their identities are stolen and sold to Nigerians. We are being FORCED to walk around with wet buttholes and so many people have DELUDED themselves into thinking it's better. Sick fucks, I hope they rot in hell the disgusting creeps.

So anyway what are the governance implications of this?
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In my country, we have a second constitutional amendment giving us a right to a portable bidet.
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>>2476
I tried using one of these in a music festival, but the water must have been spoiled because I was tripping balls afterwards.
I sit on the tub  and use the detachable/hose shower head. Try it, no going back, works great even on extremely hairy assholes like mine
ps ( showerhead guy here) when out I'll take a piece of paper towel. Wet it in sink before a big shit when your away from home. Paper towels are bad for toilets but who cares when it's not yours
need to correct OP
water jet bidets are not a french thing at all
it's probably some asian tech
the french bidets are not at all related to poop, they're for cleaning your crotch with your hand and soap. There's no water jets involved

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we declare may 18, Independence Day of Erisia; the glorious nation of the universe. hail eris and may she bless our country.
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>>2740
I broke up with my ex-cabal because they tried to teach the rongs on eris. Bastards!
>monarchy
and would you believe it, they tried to tell me that every man was a king, instead of everyone being a pope. Scoundrels!
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I must ask wherein lies the founding sovereignty of Erisia? 
Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
I wanna see a declaration of Erisia!
What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
What is the Eristocratic People's  opinion on the laying of claims by the holy Nation of Erisia upon a distant dwarf planet? 
Is it true that there is a planned migration? 
Is this real or just another sect?
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>>2742
>What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
A very expensive pilgrimage.
Feasts during the annual Independence Day of Erisia, Independence Week of Erisia and Independence Year of Erisia holydays.
Mismatched socks.
Missing hats.
I'm not seeing much else yet.
>>2725 (OP) 
>>2725 (OP) 
hial freedom but who knows https://happyhentai(.)net
>>2742
>Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
of course she does. she wanted us to be epic....
she doesn't really care that much though, she's too busy watching greek roman soap operas

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