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This board is dedicated to the discussion of Governance, which takes precedence over the discussion of Politics.
The main purpose of this board is not about saying something is wrong, it's about seeing how it could be done right via policy.
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No.831 [Open]
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Why do we even have this board? The best governance is no governance
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No.2573 
>>2571
>>2566
Post-left is just burned out leftists.
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>>831 (OP) 
left wing conservative Anarcho technocratic monarchism is the only way out of the crises we find ourselves in.
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>>2571
No post- center fencism has the more interesting ideology
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No.2758
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>>2573
>Post-left
yeah I'm into that
>>2562
>>2567
No no, I think no.
>>2563
>>2568
No, bad idea bacause its a commie anarchist thing
>>2564
>>2569
Maybe, anarchist commies sound cool to me
>>2565
>>2570
absolutely no, I think it's a bad idea, who would think of it? it's impractical and the entire system going to go down!
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No.1079 [Open]
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Now that we have internet and are able to gather around, could we launch Operation Mindfuck OPs? Making false proof and slowly shilling it in some conspiraboomer websites?
I have a few telegram conspiracy channels I can post into, so if you guys have some short and convincing Mindfuck "memes" I can share them
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No.2531
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James Randi Mindfuck thousands of people by creating a new ager magic prophet that everyone believed until he revealed himself and even destroyed the reputation of an evangelist priest by hacking into electrical communications with god aka his wife on the secret headset.

and if we make an ARG or alternate reality game? they are in fashion among the fresh youth and they get to play and believe in these games as a very immersive metareality that they can even believe everything. like a video game a cult a religion or even the awakening of the consciousness of an occult world. i saw some experimental videos of supposed OTO members doing it. just look at the effect of some creepypastas or urban myths of the internet.
some hardcore shit like nick land hyperstition or Randonaut project(inspired by the Reality Tunnel) i say
No.2532
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the minds of homosectarians and fluffbunnies(like supersticiuous new agers) (potential mindfuck) are very attached to ideas whether conservative, new agers or apocalyptic and of course political or the happenstance of the day. Pizzagate was successful for one more reason than the right-wing approach. if we exploit their mystical apophenia (no longer looking for little lions in the bushes) and exploit their mind estate alertness that no longer only looks for pareidolias but looks for memes and political images in every corner as if they were some kind of daemons-witch-satan or jews
>(I am not anti-semitic don't misunderstand me)
they will become obsessed and end up doing and believing any stupid thing to the point that taking them to the extreme could lead them to cognitive dissonance and the realization that everything they believe can be doubted.
They are desperate to believe something and find evidence of the truth.
No.2750 
new OMF strategy

I reply "Vaxxed?" under any post about anyone's death, no matter the cause
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No.2752 
>>2750
>hit by train
<"Vaxxed?"
No.2753
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>>1079 (OP) 
http://www.carworld.love
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This post will be brigaded and possibly deleted by the bidetists but I have to speak the truth that everyone else is too afraid to say. 

Bidets are ineffective and a waste of money. All they do is squirt water at your ass, you have to turn it up to the point where your literally power washing your entire rectum before it actually removes poop. You're better off using bargain bin toilet paper. Its not any more clean or sanitary because if you finally do remove the poop it just runs down your gooch. And then you have to wipe anyway to avoid having a wet spot in your ass. These things are being pushed on us from all sides and they just suck. They're trying to force us to use these disgusting French things and so many on the internet just go along with it, nobody speaks out. Dissenters are doxxed, gangstalked, and their identities are stolen and sold to Nigerians. We are being FORCED to walk around with wet buttholes and so many people have DELUDED themselves into thinking it's better. Sick fucks, I hope they rot in hell the disgusting creeps.

So anyway what are the governance implications of this?
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In my country, we have a second constitutional amendment giving us a right to a portable bidet.
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No.2477 
>>2476
I tried using one of these in a music festival, but the water must have been spoiled because I was tripping balls afterwards.
No.2485 
I sit on the tub  and use the detachable/hose shower head. Try it, no going back, works great even on extremely hairy assholes like mine
No.2486 
ps ( showerhead guy here) when out I'll take a piece of paper towel. Wet it in sink before a big shit when your away from home. Paper towels are bad for toilets but who cares when it's not yours
No.2751 
need to correct OP
water jet bidets are not a french thing at all
it's probably some asian tech
the french bidets are not at all related to poop, they're for cleaning your crotch with your hand and soap. There's no water jets involved
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we declare may 18, Independence Day of Erisia; the glorious nation of the universe. hail eris and may she bless our country.
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No.2741 
>>2740
I broke up with my ex-cabal because they tried to teach the rongs on eris. Bastards!
>monarchy
and would you believe it, they tried to tell me that every man was a king, instead of everyone being a pope. Scoundrels!
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I must ask wherein lies the founding sovereignty of Erisia? 
Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
I wanna see a declaration of Erisia!
What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
What is the Eristocratic People's  opinion on the laying of claims by the holy Nation of Erisia upon a distant dwarf planet? 
Is it true that there is a planned migration? 
Is this real or just another sect?
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No.2743 
>>2742
>What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
A very expensive pilgrimage.
Feasts during the annual Independence Day of Erisia, Independence Week of Erisia and Independence Year of Erisia holydays.
Mismatched socks.
Missing hats.
I'm not seeing much else yet.
No.2747 
>>2725 (OP) 
>>2725 (OP) 
hial freedom but who knows https://happyhentai(.)net
No.2748 
>>2742
>Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
of course she does. she wanted us to be epic....
she doesn't really care that much though, she's too busy watching greek roman soap operas
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THE DECLARATION 

In the spirit of Liberty and Justice, we, the Citizens of this great land, do hereby declare our intention to sever the bonds that have shackled us to tyranny and discord. We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal, endowed with certain unalienable rights, among which are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. When a government becomes destructive of these ends, it is not only our right but our duty to alter or abolish it. 

Let it be known that we have suffered under the weight of misrule and neglect from those who would govern without regard for the welfare of their constituents. We enumerate here the grievances that compel us to take this momentous step:
    • The persistent failure to address the needs of the people.
    • The corruption that has infiltrated our halls of governance.
    • The disregard for the voices of those who seek peace and unity.
    • The imposition of laws that serve only to divide rather than unite.
Therefore, in accordance with our divine right as free individuals, we proclaim ourselves independent from any authority that does not recognize our inherent dignity and worth. We assert our sovereignty as a collective body united in purpose and resolve. 
As we embark on this new chapter in our history, let it be known that we shall strive for a government that reflects the will of its people—a government dedicated to fostering peace, prosperity, and goodwill among all nations. In this spirit, we pledge ourselves to uphold these principles with unwavering commitment. 

THE NEW CONSITUTION
We, the people of these United States, in order to form a more perfect union under the benevolent rule of His Imperial Majesty, Joshua Abraham Norton I, Emperor of the United States, Protector of Mexico, and Ruler from the Incorruptible Crown of Heaven, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the governance of our realm. This document shall serve as a testament to our commitment to liberty, equality, and fraternity among all citizens under the watchful eye of our beloved Emperor.
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No.2688 
Nah governments are fake and gay

We should Deify him instead
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No.2689 
>>2688
Deifying and martyring the dead is the obvious endpoint of person worship. Dead people can't later fuck up or become dementèd and undo all the hard work.
Kill your heroes and turn them into gods. (Or, if murder is illegal in your jurisdiction, pick a dead person like the Norton Dynasty)
No.2690 
What about Boss McAfee?
No.2744 
IAM OPEN TO RECIVE >>2681
No.2745 
>>2680 (OP) 
unc asked chatgpt to write his posts 💀💀💀
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There is this hacker appears to be a female i have talked to her before K2 i have never seen something like her before.
K1 came back
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K2… she came from nowhere. No name, no face. Between 2016 and 2021… she broke into CIA, FBI, NASA, even military and gun factories. Defense systems, too. Like doors open for her. She took top secret files—government files, NASA files, army projects… very classified. She leaked them, sold them. To who, no one knows.

And now… K1 came back.
No.2722 
That is very dangerous
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Trumpo do again.
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No.2715 
>>2714 (OP) 
This is good or bad?
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No.2716 
>>2715
>america
*yawn* fuck off. this is a governance board, not /pol/
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one thing i appreiate trump for is that he is no ordinary politician

he is certainly a monkey wrench in modern politics and his theatre is unique 

if he is a smart man he would decriminalize pot for americans as vice their liberty also
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>>2714 (OP) 
Hey
There're protest on USA now against Trump and Elon?
I dont see anything on common media they're hiding it?
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>protests
dog eat dog world and they're busy chasing their tails
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>>2706 (OP) 
Thanks. I set up a bot to autogenerate random names.
No.2708 
>>2706 (OP) 
I was denied access. Apparently they knew
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No.2710 
>>2708
Too much fun has been had already.
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