Take Six Deep Breaths and Clear Your Mind
or…
How I Escaped an Anarchist Prison Camp and Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the [REDACTED]
PART II
Now, when you reach the tree line, assuming you have successfully managed to not step on any of the land mines (again, sparrow-hopping helps here), you'll still have to keep running, but not so much in a zig-zag fashion anymore, but not in a straight line either, because you might run into a tree or trip over a rock. There's no need to embarrass yourself like that.
Don't worry so much about the guard dogs that will still be in pursuit. Once you have found your way running through the forest, they will inevitably give up, turn tail, and go home, as they are only invested in this so much as to put on a show for their masters, be given treats, and receive head pats.
Eventually, after having continued to run for a while, remember it's good exercise and we could all use it, you will find yourself in an open grove, eerily quiet and illuminated by the faintest of moonlight… sorry, but you are going to have to spend the whole day running. Anyway, it is there, there where you will be met by [REDACTED] and she will give you a [REDACTED].
