/gov/ - Governance

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>Governmental positions are up for grabs
*grabs ur government* uwu

>>1414
Hey! You're three weeks early.

Gender and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>>1423
Check your calendar. It was a pretty intense thread so I don't blame you for not noticing.

>>1453
agenders can have their own revolution, I want ALL THE GENDER

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>>1405
>state your pronouns
fgs/fds
>and preferred title
genocidal zen hermit suicide bomber in chief or, in the event that position has already been taken, whatever pays the most

>>1469
We haven't yet figured out the budget so that may as well be it. Welcome aboard!

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I am declaring this thread an uwu safe zone. u_u

>>1484
I'll write it into constitution. Damn we have a constitution already, this is going along nicely!

>>1468
In general agenders are included in the government, they are just not allowed to enforce genderlessness on other people. Sorry!

Bumping to potentially trigger spammers and reclaim /gov/ for the one true form of governance

UωU

>be hunter/gatherer child
>happily dig holes all day
>grow up and find out i'm bad at hunting
>even worse at gathering, eat many bad mushroom
>good at digging holes, holes are my purpose
>dig many good holes but people don't share meat
>one day after eating big meal of bad plants have revelation
>these plants are bad because they're covered in shit
>declare pooping bad, but others no go along
>they say they must poop, but they just eat too much because no share
>spend next week feeding birds meat scraps from my dick
>soon everyone is too scared to poop due to my cockpecker friends
>sell use of hole with roof
>women laugh at men and poop with impunity
>smear honey on my asshole and head out for the day, a tear in my eye and hope in my heart
>soon enough women pay for hole with chair, different from hole with roof
>go back to digging holes in peace
This is the origin of gender. Get a refund if you haven't yet.

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Viva la (anti-)sexual revolution

>>2045
Consulting Eris and ignoring the replies?

>state your pronouns
whosesoever, thine and you.

>>2063
Ok and preferred title?

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>>2066
Pope

>>2067
i hereby doth declare thou saint