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Did you know 99% of world population has a rare genetic disease that makes them unnaturally tall? These tall people are inferior in many ways, they don't fit in small places, they waste more food, and their clothes use up more fabric. Huge majority of violent crime is done by these tall people, they work for cheaper taking all the workplaces, their primal instincts make them dominate the sports, and worst of all a secret cabal of tall people has taken over the media industry and is pushing tall people in main roles in movies and tv-series everywhere.

This has to change, it's time to purge this corrupted bloodline from humanity once and for all. No more tallers! Let's solve the tall question by making all doorframes lower so the tallers eventually die from head trauma.
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The tallites are useful idiots. The solution isn't to remove them, but to control them. I have some Bavarian pals you should meet.
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>>1566
GET A BETTER BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!

HOW ABOUT GET DOUBLE YOUR MONEY'S WORTH?

DID YOU KNOW MORE MIDGETS FIT IN A ROOM THAN NORMAL PEOPLE?

HEY THERE FELLA, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CUCK A MIDGET?

HOW ABOUT MAKE YOUR MIDGET WIFE WATCH?
>>1567
bro you don't get it. Tallites are ugly and make me sick, I don't want to see their tall towering bodies swaggering around in my streets my people built for my future and my kids, who will be drowned at birth if they are born tall.
Genetically inferior tall people must be exterminated!!
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>fuck biggers
Humanity wasn't like this before. Look at the doorways! Look at arthritis!
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>>1985
Look 
at
the
 arthritis!
Unfortunately my parents were too smoothbrain to opt into embryo selection so I ended up a 🅱️igger.
I've been looking into corrective surgeries and while there is a surgery which reduces femur length it's only performed for people with different length legs rather than 'merely' incorrectly long legs. My doctor refuses to refer me, and I can't afford private surgery.
Is there any DIY methods for correcting my deformity? Preferably those that break the -5" limit 'doctors' impose.
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>>2039
I've heard that during daytime gravity squashes your spin by couple centimeters. Try spend more time standing and if possible find a place with significantly higher gravitation.
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