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(286.1KB, 1500x1298) This post will be brigaded and possibly deleted by the bidetists but I have to speak the truth that everyone else is too afraid to say.
Bidets are ineffective and a waste of money. All they do is squirt water at your ass, you have to turn it up to the point where your literally power washing your entire rectum before it actually removes poop. You're better off using bargain bin toilet paper. Its not any more clean or sanitary because if you finally do remove the poop it just runs down your gooch. And then you have to wipe anyway to avoid having a wet spot in your ass. These things are being pushed on us from all sides and they just suck. They're trying to force us to use these disgusting French things and so many on the internet just go along with it, nobody speaks out. Dissenters are doxxed, gangstalked, and their identities are stolen and sold to Nigerians. We are being FORCED to walk around with wet buttholes and so many people have DELUDED themselves into thinking it's better. Sick fucks, I hope they rot in hell the disgusting creeps.
So anyway what are the governance implications of this?
