Which politician you vote for?

Which politician you vote for? Bjork The yellow press hitter 61-cfn-3190(BT)16:41:10 No.2656

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Which politician you vote for?
>Regardless of the country.

If Ie were born in the United States of America Ie would vote for this man called Santa Claus.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(politician)
>Why?
My religion tells me that it's almost an obligation when Ie see his image.
Like when old ladies and mothers vote for the most physically and sexually attractive politician.
Plus I'm sure the kids love him and he must be involved in some conspiracy with machine elves.
I don't get the feeling that Greyface's curse has taken hold of him.

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Bjork The yellow press hitter 61-cfn-3190(BT)16:46:51 No.2657

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>>2656 (OP) 
>Oh no ie e-fucked up this thing
BO Move to gobernance or Eris will gui'to... going Postal ima Head
Please.
A-zassu
aaaahh whyy...

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Dweller 61-cfn-3190(BT)18:40:56 No.2658

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>>2657
Look at this dumb hitter!
Point and laugh!

Cabbage 61-cfn-3190(BT)23:55:46 No.2659

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>>2656 (OP) 
If I were born in the US, you would vote for VERMIN SUPREME.

Dweller 62-cfn-3190(PD)04:40:39 No.2660

Fuck voting. Vermin Supreme vs. Santa Claus... who would win in a fight?

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Cabbage 62-cfn-3190(PD)06:29:33 No.2661

>>2660
Santa's getting old. Maybe if this were back in the 40s Verm would get pulped, but today?

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Cabbage 63-cfn-3190(PP)13:15:46 No.2662

>>2661
Vermin wasn't exist in the 40s. Satan wins by default. Win

Pope 63-cfn-3190(PP)18:23:07 No.2663

I vote for maximum earthquake and his running mate biggest tsunami of all time to make america ocean begin.

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Dweller 63-cfn-3190(PP)20:12:39 No.2664

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Make America Ocean Again!

MAOB! MAOB! Pope 63-cfn-3190(PP)23:07:47 No.2665

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>>2663
Make America Ocean Begin!
Make America Ocean Begin!
Just think of the new shipping routes!

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Pope 64-cfn-3190(SO)03:26:04 No.2666

>>2665
oooo, economy likey

Pope 64-cfn-3190(SO)04:30:07 No.2667

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>>2665
>Just think of the new shipping routes!
orlando is on the map even though it is under water. disney corporation could find new ways to lose money running the worlds first all underwater theme park!

Pope 64-cfn-3190(SO)07:25:05 No.2668

>Indeed, during his 2022 congressional run, political analysts noted that, optically, campaigning against 'Santa' would be challenging. In spite of this, competing candidate Josh Revak willingly characterised his own campaign as "waging a war on Santa", calling Claus' policies "Marxist fantasies".
THE RED MENACE

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Dweller 64-cfn-3190(SO)07:37:19 No.2669

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If history has taught us anything, our best rulers were never elected, nor sought authority through might or trickery. They simply said what they were and we permitted them. Emperor Norton I and the Lord Bloody Wog Rolo are unparalleled parallels.

>>2668
pigrel

/gov/ - Governance

Glory be to the Eristocracy!

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