/gov/ - Governance

that boy needs therapy.jpg
[Hide] (15.3KB, 474x328)

What the fuck is a may 18?

common-rain-frog-1024x697.webp
[Hide] (83.1KB, 1024x697)

60 discord, 3191 YOLD
also your a member of the erisian beauty parliament

image0-9.png
[Hide] (1.1MB, 1080x709)

Oh fuck I missed it. Am I still dependent?

66a1f6731a3c6375386ba1b64270aabccd8d281b7c42e4b71745ab528f9fc59c.jpg
[Hide] (52.2KB, 600x400)

923cc49587de60c1b6e273947cccb5b06f87cdffd4e128ccd7f64ad476cc67f4.jpg
[Hide] (110.1KB, 700x874)

>>2728
Yes, but you're still in time for Independence Week of Erisia.

we dine like kings over the glorious erisia LONG LIVE THE ERISIA >>2729
>67-dsc-3191(SO)07:53:32 hr-4 No.2729

>>2730
THE TRUE MIDDAY FEAST BEGINS

a37d75d9db7477aa0f5dfab692f21a12.jpg
[Hide] (34.7KB, 564x564)

How does one join the holy universal nation of Erisia?

>>2733
you start by acknowledging the existence of Erisia, then drink apple juice, and finally take the oath:
WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF ERISIA; ONE NATION UNDER CHAOS; WE FORGIVE AND SUCK OF THE MOST DELICIOUS HOT DOGS FROM ERIS, OUR HOLY MOTHER; I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF ERISIA, ONE FLAG OVER MANY CLOTHS OF WINDS, AND FOR OURS TO LUL US INTO THE COMPLETION OF DISORDER; WE ARE ERISIA, WE ARE LULZ, WE GO IN TOOL, WE TOO ARE COOL, REMEMBER THE 60TH OF DISCORD, AND OF GO TO THE HOLY NATION I STAND FOR

428e5879e13ba8b2aa7895c4f350f072.jpg
[Hide] (40.8KB, 564x593)

>>2734
Finally a nation befitting us Eristocrats!

>>2735
i welcome you as cabinet minister of holy lingerie

WHERE IS YOUR FARM?.jpg
[Hide] (159.3KB, 1186x816)

>>2734
Discordianism might be a cult but we're not that culty.

>>2737
we are better than any other country out there, we are legion over this world, we gave them control and now we want our clay

8fc9b30f5222ddbae34ec86dd2a51ede603cbb52172c24ccea16adb932f296db.jpg
[Hide] (158.1KB, 963x666)

>>2738
>we are better than any other country out there
Wow, even Antarcticastan?

>>2739
yes, Antarcticastan
we learn the rites of eris to destroy the monarchy

>>2740
I broke up with my ex-cabal because they tried to teach the rongs on eris. Bastards!
>monarchy
and would you believe it, they tried to tell me that every man was a king, instead of everyone being a pope. Scoundrels!

6613acbba60bb63ff52eaf78389ec0fe.jpg
[Hide] (15.2KB, 228x221)

I must ask wherein lies the founding sovereignty of Erisia? 
Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
I wanna see a declaration of Erisia!
What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
What is the Eristocratic People's  opinion on the laying of claims by the holy Nation of Erisia upon a distant dwarf planet? 
Is it true that there is a planned migration? 
Is this real or just another sect?

>>2742
>What are the customs one might expect from the diaspora of Holy Erisia?
A very expensive pilgrimage.
Feasts during the annual Independence Day of Erisia, Independence Week of Erisia and Independence Year of Erisia holydays.
Mismatched socks.
Missing hats.
I'm not seeing much else yet.

>>2725 (OP) 
>>2725 (OP) 
hial freedom but who knows https://happyhentai(.)net

>>2742
>Does Eris know you're doing this yet, or is it too late to surprise her? 
of course she does. she wanted us to be epic....
she doesn't really care that much though, she's too busy watching greek roman soap operas