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OH GOD THE HOUSE SPEAKER'S A FURRY!

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After hearing about this, I had to recalibrate my estimation of my country. I used to think most of America could be trusted more than a particularly stupid piece of dog shit, but I've been forced to downgrade my rating.

Now I let go of my anger and it's just funny.

If I hear someone say "banana republic" one more time Im going to lose it.

>>787
THE "EPICTOKRACY SHALL BE AN APPLE REPUBLIC.

>>786
this
it's just funny at this point lol.
statists undermining the state while anarchists yell for the government to suppress them. it's a whole load of erisian chao-shit

>>787
They said it again. I dont know what to do now.

>>789
I would be fine if cops were as incompetent all times for everyone, but for now I'll keep screeching.

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The storming of the Capitol did not take place.

i don't care what you say, eris slept through mungday and made it chaos 6th rather than the 5th.

>>792
But it did trespass on place.

>>793
An
sorry a really big fucking ant walked past, with a body almost the width of a 3.5mm headphone jack and a leg span of four of them. alright back to the post
And here I was yesterday saying you can't sleep through Mungday!. I guess I'm a heretic once again.

This is going to be the Democrats' Reichstag fire, isn't it.

I mean hell, it was clearly a setup seeing as they just let those guys in.

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malaclypse was a nazi
we are all nazis now

>>794
>big ant
this is far more interesting. What kind of ant is that?? Do you live in the jungle or something?

>>796
dang I need to get some tattoos removed then

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>>797
My naive guess is a carpenter ant, like these but larger. Certainly not a jungle but it's around the place where the suburbs end and the native parkland begins.

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>>796
>Bowling Will Turn You Into A Nazi
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

DId Jeff EInstien black male Trump?
Is this why he has to wear a diaper? Was Hillary also black maled previously and pooped out Obama? Is netanyahu really polish? is his dick even sausage like? Did the sausage go with the eggstein? Was he suicide bc the kings horses and men couldnt put it together again? Is MJ a pedo, and would he have been if not for mj ultra abuse?

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All hail the carnival earth!

>>2828
Americ
an circus