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No.96
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You are waken up from your sleep by a loud knock in the door. Grogged and drowsy, you make your way to aforementioned door, intrigued by this rare, early disturbance of your solitary existence. Beyond the door you find a particulary angry paramilitant of Local Peoples Freedom Thugs (which you've never heard about) who's going around conscripting everything with a pulse against its still unknown enemy.

How do you plan to tell her to kindly fuck off, or do you prefer to submit as a pawn in Big Boys RTS-game?
Replies: >>1897
No.99 
looks commienist to me, I like to rule over my women, not to be ruled by them.
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No.104
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*gets down on all fours like an animal and starts licking boot*

Mmmm a deliciously leathery treat, I really am spoiled!!!
No.106 
>>99
"Wait…

So you are all for authority as long as everyone above you has dicks?"

The woman let's you live for now and sends you off to a camp where you will be re-educated to work as a bottom.

The system is cruel butt just.
Replies: >>107 >>108
No.107 
>>106
Good effort, you'll become cannon fodder.
No.108 
>>106
>So you are all for authority as long as everyone above you has dicks?
That's the gist of it.
My political chart is also a dick measuring system.
The bigger your dick, the bigger your authority.
Replies: >>109 >>1998
No.109 
>>108
Just remember there are women with bigger dicks than you have.
Replies: >>110
No.110 
>>109
"no"
Replies: >>111 >>129
No.111 
>>110
This chick I knew had a whole collection
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No.113 
>>111
YOU KNOW NOT OF THE INFLUENCE OF MY DRAGONDILDO COLLECTION!
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No.117 
>>113
>implying plastic dicks count
No.129
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>>110
*blocks your path*
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No.338 
>or do you prefer to submit as a pawn in Big Boys RTS-game?
You know, everybody loves games. What's wrong with being part of one? Now submission demonized but if you're reading this post it's because I submitted it, so what does that say about society? I wouldn't lick those boots tho, who knows what they were treated with to get them so shiny.
Replies: >>339
No.339 
>>338
If you want to die in some collective dickmeasuring contest thet's fine, just leave me out of it.
No.490 
>>129
*kicks you in your lady balls*

Nobody but snowfall blocks my pathway. I paid good money for it and I'm late for work now!
No.1549 
>Excuse me lady, your shoelaces are open
and when they bow to look whack them on the nose
No.1550 
Her outfit looks impractical so I could probably juke her out pretty easily
Replies: >>1551
No.1551 
>>1550
Well yea, she's just a door to door recruiter, but are you sure you want to digruntle the new military junta?
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No.1552 
>>1551
if the junta is all run by sluts in latex I like my chances or juking or seducing all of them
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No.1884 
>>1552
>power fantasises about mass seducing bunch of dommes
You're in for a surprise. Now squirm. Good boy.
Replies: >>1887 >>1888
No.1887 
>>1884
ew
No.1888 
>>1884
mine is about masses seducing bunches of dommes.
like you know those sweet barbershop quartets? imagine a barbershop heptahectagon makin that girl bashful. hey~y girl.
No.1897
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>>96
>How do you plan to tell her to kindly fuck off
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No.1900 
>>1897
Whoops u lost the game. Local People's Freedom Thugs don't like your unprovoked aggression and send a deadsquad in to mutilate you and your family. Better luck next life, don't watch so many action movies this go around.
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No.1903
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>>1900
That's what they said to John Luis "Die Hard" Turner in the famous movie "Die Hard". But you know what happened? He went and whacked those tewwowists, an when he finished he whacked off watching "Rambo" twenty five times in a row, then returned for "Die Hard 2". He didn't die hard because he had jerked off so much his dick had a rugburn and didn't work any more. Instead the terrorists died hard when they witnessed his glorious ass resting comfortably in his jeans.

Moral of the story is, sometimes, you just gotta jerk off watching Rambo.
No.1909
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>>1900
>Local People's Freedom Thugs
I think you meant the People's Local Freedom Thugs, the non-violent splinter group of the Local People's Freedom Thugs. Or maybe you're right, I get confused too.
Replies: >>1920
No.1920 
>>1909
PLFT and LPFT are sworn enemies, I don't think they'd appreciate the other stepping on their turf in such manner.
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No.1989 
>>1920
I think the LPFT are the sworn enemy of the PLFT but the PLFT aren't the enemy of the LPFT. Or was that the LFPT?
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No.1995
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>>1989
I hope this chart clears things up a bit.
Replies: >>1997
No.1997 
>>1995
ooooh they were married. That explains why I couldn't figure out if they loved or hated each other.
No.1998
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>>108
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