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(730.8KB, 648x872) what happened to /eris/?
buh well never mind, she always comes back.
does discordianism have an epic poetic cosmogony?
because i read the epic story of the super evolved time traveling ape asking two junkies why they had belly buttons and more confusion trilemmas but i really need more.
and yes I also read the story of the woman who sold apples and ended up in a karens catfight demanding to talk to the manager which sparked a war in the Greek world over which one was the prettiest ass
so...
what the fuf happened when where not here to see it happened?
confucius said nothing,yes literally nothing,because no one was there to hear the animals breeding in the bushes.
i asked my caoist brothers and they don't give much of an answer, they intimidate me, they are afraid to answer. they whisper ancient tongues of a primordial sublunar god-colossal-octopus that resides underwater miles from the easter islands in chile.
another says that something resides under the gobi desert. probably the tomb of genkhis khan or simbad the sailor.
but i have my doubts... so what happened?
it was just aliens and moonkeys lunar space opera ape all this time?
any book or pdf that I can read for more research?
